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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2008-02-21 14:39:11 EST
:) HI
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:35:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-24 11:31:04 EST (#)
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oooh penalty, goal, berbatov
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-24 09:26:42 EST (#)
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Why hello there! :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:33:18 EST (#)
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I have no idea what's going on in Ubertines.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:00:10 EST (#)
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No, I meant I think you will win the whole thing. But Hurty is the sexiest competitor. I am confused. Am I out? Well, it had to happen sooner or later. Though I'd have liked to gone head to head with Hurty.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:30:37 EST (#)
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Oh sweet, I dont have to write anything else. I cant' write.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:28:41 EST (#)
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Nobody, it was structured for 2 rounds then final. You win, but you're out anyways.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:26:23 EST (#)
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Wait, then who am I up against??
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:25:27 EST (#)
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I'm up against you, O? Huh. I wonder if I'll think of somethign to write. I didn't read your last entry, sorry. I'll go read it now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:24:43 EST (#)
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Orphelia, by the rules stated at the start you won't face corn_nugget at any point, the two highest rated winners will face in the finals.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:21:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:47:52 GMT (#)
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Sorry, Orphila, that was snappy. I forgot this was my happy post.
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It was a joke. Yeah Darko lost 'cos the whole thing is fixed so a much hated nOOb can get through on her shit posts. I know Darkos was better than mine, I don't rate.
I won't last long now, my money is on you nugget.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 11:59:49 EST (#)
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Lost to orphelia, who will probably face HurtBytheSun in the finals.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 11:52:19 EST (#)
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No shit, you lost? Your post was so funny!! I think I won.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 11:47:16 EST (#)
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I lost, therefore of course it must be fixed.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 11:02:58 EST (#)
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Darko, are you saying ubertines is FIXED? IS that what you're on about?
Submitted by dougiep (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:50:00 EST (#)
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wtf
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:49:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:26:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 06:22:56 EST (#)
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Is this your Ubertine entry?
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Beat a dead horse, much? :)
fixed
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:47:52 EST (#)
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Sorry, Orphila, that was snappy. I forgot this was my happy post.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:26:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 06:22:56 EST (#)
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Is this your Ubertine entry?
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Beat a dead horse, much?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:07:34 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 06:22:56 EST (#)
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Is this your Ubertine entry?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 05:45:51 EST (#)
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that :) makes me so happy
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 05:38:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-22 05:06:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 02:06:40 EST (#)
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oh, hullo.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-02-22 01:38:07 EST (#)
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Howdy.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-02-22 00:41:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-21 18:59:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:38:14 EST (#)
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WHY HALOOOOO THAR, SWEET CHEEKS!
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-21 18:35:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-21 18:33:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:46:48 EST (#)
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Shlongy, no can do.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:46:22 EST (#)
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Hi! How about you giving me a quick, sloppy humjob?
What's your shitty excuse for that?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:37:37 EST (#)
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*shudder*
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:36:22 EST (#)
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prolly
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:28:35 EST (#)
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I hate it when people say "prolly". I mean, I really hate it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:47:45 EST (#)
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Winner.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:43:00 EST (#)
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you whore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:41:25 EST (#)
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She's right, I'll shave your balls and massage your hemmeroids instead of just talk about them.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:36:31 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:31:37 EST (#)
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Aj, Darko will not talk to you about hemroids and ball shaving. So you might want to reconsider.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:27:15 EST (#)
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Beer-Turtle... that might be it, I have them both in the fridge. I'll have to take the guiness out.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:26:51 EST (#)
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Darko's taken your place as Michigan's elite.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:17:46 EST (#)
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Thanks, I love you too.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:16:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:11:05 EST (#)
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hadley? you still around?
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He's crumpled, over there by the treadmill. . .
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:11:05 EST (#)
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hadley? you still around?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:09:02 EST (#)
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are your materials for your black and tan's at the proper temperature's?
Guinness is best served around room temp...many people make the mistake of chilling it.
This fucks up the density of the liquids and allows them to mix more ready. Done at the correct tempratures, the two beers will allow separation in layers.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:05:58 EST (#)
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that's good to hear.
i hear there's an epidemical case of ass cancer doing the rounds on uber. i hope i don't get it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:05:19 EST (#)
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Our conversation is much better than this drivel.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:02:18 EST (#)
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BubbaEarl... I'm doing okay. I'll be better in an hour and a half, at which point I'm going to go home and try to make black and tans.
Although, whenever I try to make them the beer all just mixes. I tried pouring the Guiness over a spoon, but even that doesn't work.
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Icarus, I'm glad to hear you're doing well.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:59:03 EST (#)
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I'm alright, thanks.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:49:30 EST (#)
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how you doin'?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:48:41 EST (#)
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great - now I'm craving donuts.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:46:48 EST (#)
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Shlongy, no can do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:46:22 EST (#)
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Hi! How about you giving me a quick, sloppy humjob?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:46:18 EST (#)
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<finishes donut and falls off treadmill>
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:44:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:43:24 EST (#)
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oh, I don't get to step into the new position for another month or so. *WEEEP*
that's part of why this "paper" (although it's all word and excel docs) is so useless!!! In a month it will be OBSOLETE, and won't impact anything during the month!
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Oh man, that's the worst... having to do work that is meaningless. It's like walking on a treadmil and eating a donut.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:43:24 EST (#)
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oh, I don't get to step into the new position for another month or so. *WEEEP*
that's part of why this "paper" (although it's all word and excel docs) is so useless!!! In a month it will be OBSOLETE, and won't impact anything during the month!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:39:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:38:18 EST (#)
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HI!! :-)
I'm battling a barage of "busy work" paper work this week. It's KILLING me, and will serve NO value to anyone!
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Well well well little-miss-just-got-promoted-but-still-finds-stuff-to-bitch-about!! :p
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:39:15 EST (#)
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Hi bubba!! <3
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:38:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:32:31 EST (#)
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For some reason I think everything Jeanneee says is hilarious. Why did I laugh at "oh hey"?
I have recently become annoyed with my own self-righteousness but it is so deeply entrenched in my holier-than-thou Catholic school girl personality that I fear it is unfixable. What to do?
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She IS funny. I crack up at almost all of her reviews. I'm jealous of her wit.
As far as being annoyed with yourself, dude, I have no advice. I'm very unfixable. I would say to embrace it!! Because you rock, you rule, etc etc etc
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:38:18 EST (#)
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HI!! :-)
I'm battling a barage of "busy work" paper work this week. It's KILLING me, and will serve NO value to anyone!
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:38:14 EST (#)
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WHY HALOOOOO THAR, SWEET CHEEKS!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:37:08 EST (#)
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why yes, yes i am
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:32:50 EST (#)
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You can always spot someone who works directly for, or contracts to, the government.
I understand that completely, Monty.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:32:31 EST (#)
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For some reason I think everything Jeanneee says is hilarious. Why did I laugh at "oh hey"?
I have recently become annoyed with my own self-righteousness but it is so deeply entrenched in my holier-than-thou Catholic school girl personality that I fear it is unfixable. What to do?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:31:45 EST (#)
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no, no.. don't be sorry.
I'm bored too. it IS thursday after all. Thursday is the day you deliberately get nothing done because anything they ask you to do tomorrow will be deferred until monday anyway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:29:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:27:31 EST (#)
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Your cleverness is surpassed only by your stupidity, Bubba.
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Fuck off, shitlicker. I was talking to da lady.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:27:31 EST (#)
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Your cleverness is surpassed only by your stupidity, Bubba.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:27:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:17:01 EST (#)
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Joe, I thought socialists were nice by nature?
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common missconception
we are assholes
well i cant speak for everyone
but i'd say every socialist i ever met had a chip on they shoulder
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:26:31 EST (#)
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Hang on. I'll send you an email so there is some writing involved.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:20:37 EST (#)
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oh hey
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:18:04 EST (#)
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No, socialists are all about everyone being equal as long as they are more equal than others
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:17:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:09:03 EST (#)
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Man, you people dont know how bad my job sucks... I don't do anythign all day but sit here online and in gmail chat. I literally have no work to do. Someone hire me to be their awesome.
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This is what I've been doing as well. I was told to not work on a project that normally takes up 90% of my time until we get more funds for it. Now I have nothing to do all day.
Gmail chat is the shit.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:17:01 EST (#)
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Joe, I thought socialists were nice by nature?
Hi Monty, I'm sorry to make Jesus cry.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:16:27 EST (#)
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you know this is gunna prolly make it to the top of the most heated
not only that but prolly 1000+ hits
all for a smile and a hello
maybe you have a point
but i could never be that nice
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:16:14 EST (#)
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baby jeebus wept.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:11:42 EST (#)
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Hi.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:10:53 EST (#)
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Hi
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:10:43 EST (#)
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What do you mean, Joe? Being friendly always gets a good response on uber!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:10:02 EST (#)
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i wouldnt get away with this shit
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:09:03 EST (#)
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Man, you people dont know how bad my job sucks... I don't do anythign all day but sit here online and in gmail chat. I literally have no work to do. Someone hire me to be their awesome.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:04:57 EST (#)
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Best post EVAR
Hi you dirty slut.
Happy Birthday AJ.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:02:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:49:49 EST (#)
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Muddy, I posted this so we could camp. Don't you appreciate me anymore?
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Make some S'mores
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:00:54 EST (#)
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Hi back. :)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:00:12 EST (#)
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well as long as theres a smiley face
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:59:10 EST (#)
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This post is nothing but nice... I even have a smiley face in it!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:58:15 EST (#)
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Hi
I'm not enabeling bad behavior am I?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:57:59 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115121
MMMMMM....OILY LOVE MAN!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:55:06 EST (#)
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lol Muddy
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:54:10 EST (#)
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BOING
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:53:46 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115121
OH GOD.....TOUCH IT TOUCH IT TOUCH IT
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:53:37 EST (#)
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Aj, that's why I like you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:53:35 EST (#)
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haha muddy relax, it's not that serious
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:52:53 EST (#)
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I'm pretty fickle and easily won over.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:52:49 EST (#)
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LIAR...THAT IS WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE AN UNAUTHORIZED CAMWHORE OF METHOD
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:52:38 EST (#)
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Don't lie, that's a picture of the most handsome guy on the planet, not your brother
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:51:31 EST (#)
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Aj, no one can supplant me.
Muddy, what, it's just a picture of my brother holding my rabbit.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:51:02 EST (#)
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nice post loser
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:50:15 EST (#)
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this one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115121
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:50:13 EST (#)
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I don't appreciate being lied to.
Darko will come through with birthday well-wishings and supplant you as my top Uber friend from Michigan.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:49:49 EST (#)
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Muddy, I posted this so we could camp. Don't you appreciate me anymore?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:49:24 EST (#)
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Everyone please give this post a negative rating so the one that she doesn't want on the front page comes back.
Please
I'm so horny
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:48:55 EST (#)
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oh yeah, happy birthday aj!! That's what this post is FOR!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:48:32 EST (#)
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What's everyone up to?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:48:10 EST (#)
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Where's my Happy Birthday AJ!!! post?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:47:20 EST (#)
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howdy
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:46:42 EST (#)
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why did your bunny/supper post disappear?
it was just there a few minutes ago.
somebody is fiddling with your account?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:43:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:41:51 EST (#)
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Bye
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Oh witty!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:41:51 EST (#)
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Bye
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:41:49 EST (#)
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Hi Ms. Nugget!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:41:17 EST (#)
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Hello.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:41:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:40:35 EST (#)
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WTF is wrong with this post?!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:40:18 EST (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:40:10 EST (#)
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Good, how are you?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:39:49 EST (#)
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How's it going?