Birthday camwhore (1716 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-22 13:15:45 EST
You know you love me.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK...OK...I'll re-submit my original rating.
You think it's EASY remembereing the 1000 reviews I leave here each day?
Sheesh....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:30:43 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, he's changed a little. By the looks of this picture, he's gotten even more gay, as hard as that is to believe.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:39:59 CST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Birthday, Henny.
Next time, leave out the picture.
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I've probably gotten more senile too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, he's changed a little. By the looks of this picture, he's gotten even more gay, as hard as that is to believe.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you haven't changed! :)
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-13 01:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dearest aj.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to do one of these but I got the flu instead, and then my computer broke. No pictures of my birthday exist. I had a streak of 3 straight birthdays. I DID end up writing a shitload of papers and miss out on sleep though, so that streak is still going strong.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sure am.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-24 10:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR! BUTTSECKS?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those glasses don't suit you.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-02-23 20:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF...Uber is really getting gay.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-23 19:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So which guy is you?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-02-23 17:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look an awful lot like John Kerry in that picture, for some reason.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-23 07:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was in an alcofrolic kind of way, not a childish insult.....nevermind
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-23 07:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday pisshead
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 20:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-22 20:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey look, its cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 20:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Since my town went with Plan B and decided to move the whole town down the road.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-22 19:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since when has your nipple had a goatee?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you. You're what? 24?
FUCK YOU.
In one month exactly I turn 40.
F.O.R.T.Y.
Do you have ANY idea how depressing that is?
*sigh*
Is there anything about your life that isn't depressing?
STFU
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pwn'd. Happy bday random internet persona.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, that video is the best birthday present ever. Thank you, Caul!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul....
you are one fucked up quebecois monkey
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey you found my evil dwarf!!!
Anyways...sucks you don't live closer man... like I messaged before...Micro-wrestling federation (women's) at the Raleigh Gentleman's Club this weekend.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy b-day!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
highly disturbing. is your red dwarf getting railed out of frame? I assume that explains the look on his face.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that video is AWESOME
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1166494364105132438/1/InternetWonder.mpa
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you. You're what? 24?
FUCK YOU.
In one month exactly I turn 40.
F.O.R.T.Y.
Do you have ANY idea how depressing that is?
*sigh*
Is there anything about your life that isn't depressing?
STFU
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the skin falling down around your left eye makes you look like you have deformity like the Hunchback of notre Dame.
My god you people are picky.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My bad
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still can't believe you nailed that hot chick
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thaaat dumb. I'd -3 this if i could.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not all thaaat dumb.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DUMB
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would cry if it happened to me.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, okay, first of all, this is what is wrong with that picture:
You appear to be about to nurse a red-bearded man possessed by the devil, who is hugging you around the waist while you open your mouth in a feral cry known as the Gay Man Wail, while the picture-taker jilts the camera 45 degrees. Shame on you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Birthday, Henny.
Next time, leave out the picture.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic
happy birthday
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jolly Ghey Giant.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and way to get older.
Nice one.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday then
i guess thats what im supposed ta say
but fuck it
ima say
the sandbox heroes are coming for your soul
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a bald dwarf growing out of your chest.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep... I know how to clear a room.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They're not hemorrhoids, I just scraped a vein trying to get my butthole clear of dingle berries. This guy's a proctologist.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you letting him touch your "no-no" spots?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu always post camwhores where you have the "I have to take a shit but my hemmorids hurt" face.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know. I get mustache rides free ALL the time. Be jealous.
I have squinty eyes. I make no bones about that. And all the folds under my chin are making me think I'm going to wind up with Joe Liebermann neck.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww, you two are just the cutest gay couple i've ever seen!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the skin falling down around your left eye makes you look like you have deformity like the Hunchback of notre Dame.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you are so goddamn obnoxious
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have some type of growth on your chest
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you. You're what? 24?
FUCK YOU.
In one month exactly I turn 40.
F.O.R.T.Y.
Do you have ANY idea how depressing that is?
*sigh*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know, right?
I thought OTHER people were supposed to get prettier the more they drank. I may just be some type of scientific achievement.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I say handsome? I meant FUCKING TALL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so smashingly handsome
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that's a loving, manly embrace, right there old boy!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<leprechaun joke>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I showed up to the bar last night and saw balloons all over the place, and a whole bar full of people. I thought, 'WOW! They threw a birthday party for me.'
Only to find out that I didn't know that many of the people, and they, along with the balloons, were for this guy in the picture with me. He had the audacity to try and share MY birth date. But he gave me cake, so that was cool.