How could they...? (902 hits)
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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-02-22 13:37:54 EST
The following post is brought to you courtesy of HurtByTheSun.
I'd personally like to thank his bonkeye. Without it, this viewing might not have been possible.
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Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:25:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:28:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:54:21 PST (#)
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Christ Almighty, is that CRYSTLE?
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:07:36 CST (#)
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HEY!!!!
I know, you're just trying to convince people that I'm NOT a prude.. but I'm warning you... it won't work...
and my hair is MUCH better.
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This is why I love you.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-24 23:25:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:29:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:02:28 EST (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
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i'll fuck you in Times fucking Square if you're hot.
call me, baby.
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Sorry, I'm fat.
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We do need another camwhore round these parts...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-23 15:29:59 EST (#)
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The magic of nature at work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-23 13:38:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:29:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:02:28 EST (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
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i'll fuck you in Times fucking Square if you're hot.
call me, baby.
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Sorry, I'm fat.
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well, in that case, how about a seedy motel?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-23 00:28:56 EST (#)
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i did it on the top of one those rock faces on the side of the road....where they had to blast through to make the road and theres half a giant rock on each side of the road... it was pretty exciting, its a pretty active state route and cars were like 20 feet below us...
...she liked to do it in odd places
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:29:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:02:28 EST (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
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i'll fuck you in Times fucking Square if you're hot.
call me, baby.
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Sorry, I'm fat.
And I don't fuck corpses, but my guy's a prude. Sucks.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:12:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:02:28 EST (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
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i'll fuck you in Times fucking Square if you're hot.
call me, baby.
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Smooth like crushed glass.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:10:10 EST (#)
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and my hair is MUCH better.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:07:36 EST (#)
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HEY!!!!
I know, you're just trying to convince people that I'm NOT a prude.. but I'm warning you... it won't work...
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 10:54:21 PST (#)
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Christ Almighty, is that CRYSTLE?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-22 21:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:02:28 EST (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
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i'll fuck you in Times fucking Square if you're hot.
call me, baby.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-22 19:34:25 EST (#)
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Oh great, two drunks on top of a bridge. I hope they both fell off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:27:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:02:28 GMT (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
And what's supposed to be so difficult about what they're doing, anyway???? They're lying almost flat with at least 6 inches of space on either side before the drop off...
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So do you fuck corpses or just have really dull and passionless sex?
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-02-22 17:02:28 EST (#)
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God I wish I could get my boyfriend to fuck on a bridge like that.
And what's supposed to be so difficult about what they're doing, anyway???? They're lying almost flat with at least 6 inches of space on either side before the drop off...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:39:15 EST (#)
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I've jumped from a bridge like that but never thought to fuck up there. that's insane.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:19:23 EST (#)
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Hot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:51:22 EST (#)
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Crazy mainstream kids.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:21:31 EST (#)
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I don't like ice in my high balls. I just chill the mixer and chill the booze. Ice annoys me...kinda like yo face!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:19:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:17:33 EST (#)
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Good grief
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Just like Charlie Brown.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:17:33 EST (#)
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Good grief
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-22 15:16:43 EST (#)
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Nature.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:31:53 EST (#)
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Shlongy is the coolest guy I know and even HE hasn't done anything this fucking AWESOME.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:17:34 EST (#)
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She must be an Olympic athlete. The girl in the pictures above, that is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:16:47 EST (#)
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CT everyone hates Hurty. It's a universal emotion on Uber. I can feel the hate seeping out of me as I type this
*hate, hate*
Yeah Hurty, you bask in my hate rays.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:15:26 EST (#)
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The only thing that could possibly improve this post would have been if it were an animated GIF. It looks like she's about to fall off the bridge in the second to last panel, but then steadies herself on his manhood.
Hmmm, I'll have to remember this bit of trivia for future, um, reference.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:15:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 19:13:29 GMT (#)
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Never mind orphelia, I just realised you were addressing the author of this post, not me. I think.
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She was. I don't remember hating you anyway. What's that all about Orphy you cunt?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:14:11 EST (#)
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We still hate each other, but he does have a lovely big cock!
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Photographic evidence required.
Also, I spent hours staring at the first picture wandering why you would post a photo of a lampost that is taller than a bridge. I mean, it is unusal, I thought, but not exactly uber worthy material.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:13:54 EST (#)
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CT, she's talking about Hurty and I.
We didn't get along at first.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:13:29 EST (#)
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Never mind orphelia, I just realised you were addressing the author of this post, not me. I think.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 19:12:02 GMT (#)
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And I only expose myself in the back-garden. At night. Whilst breathing heavily down the phone to people.
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You told me you were running for a bus!!
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Real gangsta ass niggas don't run for shit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:12:17 EST (#)
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Well she doesn't appear to be on chat today, for sure. :)
Sweet, sweet orphelia - me? Hate Hurty? Nay, I don't hate anyone; I'm a lover, not a fighter!
How would you remember back that far, anyway? :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:12:02 EST (#)
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And I only expose myself in the back-garden. At night. Whilst breathing heavily down the phone to people.
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You told me you were running for a bus!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:10:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 19:09:05 GMT (#)
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I remember the time, way back when, before you got all famous in your music band and Hurty was arrested for exposing himself at the local library, that you both hated each other.
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We still hate each other, but he does have a lovely big cock!
And I only expose myself in the back-garden. At night. Whilst breathing heavily down the phone to people.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:10:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:09:05 EST (#)
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I remember the time, way back when, before you got all famous in your music band and Hurty was arrested for exposing himself at the local library, that you both hated each other.
I miss those days.
You two are so gay.
*jealous, jealous*
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Yeah, but I'm the "pitcher" and he's the "catcher".
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:09:41 EST (#)
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CT, I support that entirely!
Maybe she won't even see this...it could happen!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:09:05 EST (#)
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I remember the time, way back when, before you got all famous in your music band and Hurty was arrested for exposing himself at the local library, that you both hated each other.
I miss those days.
You two are so gay.
*jealous, jealous*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:08:23 EST (#)
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You to admit, the resemblance from the rear is uncanny.
I think I'll shut up now before I dig this ditch any deeper...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:08:22 EST (#)
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impressive.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:06:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:05:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:54:55 CST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Christ Almighty, is that CRYSTLE?
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CT, BWHAHAHAHA
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Expect news of my impending death come Monday after she flies out here and kills me over the weekend. :p
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Well, at least one of us will still be alive, eh?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 14:05:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:54:55 CST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Christ Almighty, is that CRYSTLE?
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CT, BWHAHAHAHA
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Expect news of my impending death come Monday after she flies out here and kills me over the weekend. :p
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:55:47 EST (#)
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I'm guessing this isn't the list she wishes she'd made.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:55:17 EST (#)
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lol crystle!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:54:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Christ Almighty, is that CRYSTLE?
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CT, BWHAHAHAHA
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Christ Almighty, is that CRYSTLE?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:52:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:50:14 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:44:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:42:37 GMT (#)
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actually it was brought to us by the internet. i think i saw that a couple months ago.
anyway, to recycle the joke i used the first time i saw it....
hey, that's fucking high.
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That's what passes for a joke around you? Christ, that's awful.
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you are
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How old are you? 7? I bet people kick the shit out of you at school.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:50:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:44:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:42:37 GMT (#)
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actually it was brought to us by the internet. i think i saw that a couple months ago.
anyway, to recycle the joke i used the first time i saw it....
hey, that's fucking high.
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That's what passes for a joke around you? Christ, that's awful.
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you are
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:46:18 EST (#)
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That's pretty awesome.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:45:35 EST (#)
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I don't like the sound of this 'plan'.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:44:51 EST (#)
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Great, let hurty take all the blame. The plan is coming together.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:44:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:44:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 18:42:37 GMT (#)
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actually it was brought to us by the internet. i think i saw that a couple months ago.
anyway, to recycle the joke i used the first time i saw it....
hey, that's fucking high.
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That's what passes for a joke around you? Christ, that's awful.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:44:05 EST (#)
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I love how in the second shot it looks like they're debating the merits of Thomas Aquinas vs. Nietzsche.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:42:37 EST (#)
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actually it was brought to us by the internet. i think i saw that a couple months ago.
anyway, to recycle the joke i used the first time i saw it....
hey, that's fucking high.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:41:50 EST (#)
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wow
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:41:48 EST (#)
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Director just how many dicks are you seeing?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:40:59 EST (#)
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This was well and good up until the last shot.
I did *not* need to see his erect peni.
I'd much rather fondle it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:40:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:40:32 EST (#)
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heh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-22 13:40:24 EST (#)
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The mere mention of a legend such as myself will surely bring this post popularity and excellent ratings.