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A Test (371 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.25 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Randy Rottenbuckets (View user info) at 2008-02-24 03:30:06 EST


Oh mother I want a dog
I want a little dog
I saw a little dog
His name is happy

Well this is me ...
... old ...
I could be a shopkeeper
We'll call 'em ...

She got a six foot pitchfork
I see the wrecking-ball
Back over here together
She got me here with or without

She got me coming through the dog door
She got me coming through the dog door

I said pitchfork
Oh step-ladders

You oughta walk away
But you can't ...
... stairs
She got me gone back here
But don't sit there
She let me keep the deck-chair

She got me coming through the dog door
She got me coming through the dog door

Pitchfork (pitchfork)
Crowbar (crowbar)
Clawhammer (clawhammer)
Hot tar (hot tar)

She got me through her middle name
But she can make it rain
She got a small-town chill
And she's starving in the belly wheel

She got me coming through the dog door
She got me coming through the dog door


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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-24 19:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mother is a cunt

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-24 16:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-100000 for using somebody else's work, -2 for it being shit. Nice job, moron.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-24 14:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No matter who wrote it, it sucks.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-24 11:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Tom Waits.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-24 11:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Randy_Rottenbuckets (user info) at 2008-02-24 16:30:46 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah it was Tom Waites, not me that wrote that. I was just testing your ability to judge quality.

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Not a test, just plagiarising a shitty song.

Submitted by Randy_Rottenbuckets (user info) at 2008-02-24 11:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah it was Tom Waites, not me that wrote that. I was just testing your ability to judge quality.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-24 09:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you write turns to magic.

Like this piece of shit! :-}

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-24 07:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi there, Randy!

Kindly fuck off!


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The 'S' is for 'Sucks'.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Test Result = Fail


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
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