Rage4+5 (Rage in Space and The Dawn of Serious Rage) (526 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.22 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-02-24 03:45:46 EST
RAGE4: RAGE IN SPACE
THE WORLD IS GONE
BUT MY RAGE LIVES ON
FLYING AT THE SPEED OF RAGE
WHICH IS TO SAY
APPROXIMATELY
10 TO THE POWER OF RAGE
TIMES SEVEN POINT 2
THREE
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
RAGE STILL
IN THE HEARTS OF DEAD MEN
RUNNING THROUGH NEW PLANETS
MAKING THEM DUST
WHAT REMAINS
BUT A GALAXY
OF
R
A
F
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK
RAGE DAMMIT
FUCKING RAGE
THATS WHAT I WAS GETTING AT
HOW WILL ANYBODY TAKE MY RAGE SERIOUSLY
RAGE5: THE DAWN OF SERIOUS RAGE
NEW RAGE
ON AN ALIEN PLANET
THEIR LOGICAL HEARTS
NOW FILLED
WITH
R
A
G
E
SERIOUS RAGE
SO SERIOUS
NOT JOKING HERE
FUCKING BABY EATING RAGE
AND THE ALIENS DIE
FOR THEY CANT HANDLE THE
RAGE
RAGE COMES BACK
TO FORM A NEW EARTH
MAKING HUMANS
OF
R
A
G
E
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"Like wetting my pants: fun at first, but it gets cold and irritating afterwards."
User Reviews
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****
You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.
It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?
But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.
So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.
A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.
A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.
Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!
SUCCESS!!
It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
Spam
xxx
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 15:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There, it's all fixed.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-24 22:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FECES4: FECES IN SPACE
THE WORLD IS GONE
BUT MY FECES LIVES ON
FLYING AT THE SPEED OF FECES
WHICH IS TO SAY
APPROXIMATELY
10 TO THE POWER OF FECES
TIMES SEVEN POINT 2
THREE
8-6-7-5-3-0-9
FECES STILL
IN THE HEARTS OF DEAD MEN
RUNNING THROUGH NEW PLANETS
MAKING THEM DUST
WHAT REMAINS
BUT A GALAXY
OF
R
A
F
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK
FECES DAMMIT
FUCKING FECES
THATS WHAT I WAS GETTING AT
HOW WILL ANYBODY TAKE MY FECES SERIOUSLY
FECES5: THE DAWN OF SERIOUS FECES
NEW FECES
ON AN ALIEN PLANET
THEIR LOGICAL HEARTS
NOW FILLED
WITH
F
E
C
E
S
SERIOUS FECES
SO SERIOUS
NOT JOKING HERE
FUCKING BABY EATING FECES
AND THE ALIENS DIE
FOR THEY CANT HANDLE THE
FECES
FECES COMES BACK
TO FORM A NEW EARTH
MAKING HUMANS
OF
F
E
C
E
S
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MS Word rules.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-24 20:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-24 16:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked so much, there are no words to describe it.
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....a number will suffice
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-24 19:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-24 16:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked so much, there are no words to describe it.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-24 15:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob likes everything, and emily has man-boobs.
A -1 for each of them to balance out some sanity.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and don't be encouraged by Rob and Emily, they are massively misguided.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not much of an improvement really.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I own the original.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-24 05:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking fantastic.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-24 03:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been waiting for this one, Linus!