Things I'm going to miss from college. (563 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.57 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-02-24 17:17:49 EST
Things I'll miss when college is over. (Damn grad school and all that shit)
1. Playing beer pong and just the aura that surrounds it. I love draining every cup and watching people's eyes gleam with awe and amazement when a cup is swished. I love when it gets personal and at times it's like playing in a play off game. All the girls cheer and all your buds yell. It's one of the funniest and fun things in college.
2. I'm going to miss getting a hug from one of the huge fat kids. I'm going to miss it. I don't know what it is but giving one of my big friends a hug, or else having them pick me up after we win in beer pong or from some obscure shit makes me smile. It's just us living our aura and life of adolescence and games. Try it out hug a huge fat kid that is awesome. It's like hugging a giant teddy bear.
3. I'm going to miss rubbing fat kids belly's for luck. We do it all the time with my buddy James and I'm not going to lie. That fat belly has gotten me A's in classes and tests I didn't even study for. I go to classes hung-over and take tests and still manage an A. Ode to all the Buddha bellies out there. Try it out you will love it.
4. I'm going to miss the random girls and also how easy it is to meet them. I like the fact that if you really want to you can go meet a group of girls and just have the greatest time in the world. Plus freshman girls are easy as shit. Hah! But no, really I just don't know another time in my life where I will be so open to meeting a new person and a girl and somewhat building a life together. I just love it.
5. I'm going to miss getting drunk with the buddies on a random Tuesday just for the sake of getting drunk. On those nights is when the mischief happens. We end up doing tournaments, or else going to steal signs or else just wrestling and throwing and breaking shit. Or else drinking E& J competitions of taking shots of that murky, dark goodness. I just love it.
6. I'm just going to miss the feeling of having the whole world in front of us that's what I love the most. That any dream or whim is somewhat attainable through the eyes of a bleary eyed college kid.
7. I'm going to miss the lectures by teachers that make me want to be educated and smart. I don't know there are just some teachers that I just look at with "awe".
8. I'm going to miss the drugs. Yeah, the drugs. I haven't really gotten too deep. But weed, and other drugs being around and being so easy to attain I imagine isn't going to be that way forever. I plan to do shrooms with the guys before we leave.
9. I'm going to miss spring classes and the girls wearing their short shorts. I mean god damn! These girls know what they are doing.
10. I'm going to miss getting drunk and just doing stupid reckless shit, I just love that. I love the decadence and the humility of laughing at yourself, teasing your buddies, belly rubs, getting with girls, and also just drinking.
11. Let's not get it twisted. I'm going to miss the drinking. Oh, the keggers, parties, and things we have thrown in our infamous apartment. We have lived people, we have lived. I'm just going to miss the booze. I really do love the booze.
Well that's my list so far on things I'm going to miss. It isn't the smartest or deepest list. But honestly, at this point in my life this is really what I'm going to miss. Haha, I guess I really am a drunken frat boy? Fucking awesome.
User Reviews
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-27 17:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Skullbiter- I truely believe that no group is complete with out a funny, fat, genuine, nice, goofy, hug giving fat kid.
You need that to survive in college and not take shit to seriously. I love that you understood this.
Describe your friends in college I would like to know if your experiences are like mine.
Skullbiter is AWESOME!
---
Well, sorry to let you down perkman but I never went to college.
Im 18 and what-not.
What I went through was a insane alt ed school where you could do whatever you wanted.
That and I started binge drinking when I was 12.
Beer pong IS insane.
WE needed our fat kid, in the same way tho.
jolly man he was.
The fat kid you described was almost EXACTLY how our fat kid was. We rubbed his stomach for good luck, made him carry drunk people. He also let someone throw up in his shirt one night.
Seriously, lots and lots of puke, and it got NO WHERE but his shirt.
Yeah.. I lived my life earlier.
it was nice.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
College?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-16 02:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you do is shit. I knew this was you from reading the misspelled title on the recently reviewed, that's how predictably you fucking suck. Linking songs to build the mood is stupid, your posts are stupid, your stories are stupid, your life friends past dreams plans thoughts hopes fears are all fucking retarded. You suck harder than anyone has ever sucked before and next to you my fucking old sick arthritic dog looks like a virile and super-intelligent success story. Stop fucking posting, stop writing, stop thinking you matter because you don't and you never, ever will.
--
um
on what post was this response originally?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I miss the way Uber was before I read this post.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Skullbiter- I truely believe that no group is complete with out a funny, fat, genuine, nice, goofy, hug giving fat kid.
You need that to survive in college and not take shit to seriously. I love that you understood this.
Describe your friends in college I would like to know if your experiences are like mine.
Skullbiter is AWESOME!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...
We had a fat kid too.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
icarus I said love it. "Shakes fist"
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Things I will never miss if Uber goes down:
1. Perkman posts.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, you really think the drinking ends after college?
This is why I think kids should go out in the world and take care of themselves for a year or two before going to college. Right out of high school, people know nothing.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-25 01:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perky. Stop it. Listen to the meat product telling you how to get better. If you did shit MY way, you wouldn't need or miss it. But no, you'll keep being the same Perkman over and over. You're just too damn average.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-24 22:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) You must be an alter (duh). No one could be that stupid.
2) Oh wait. This is Uber. See #1.
3) Back in my time, sixth-graders wrote better than you do, even if it was
on stone tablets.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 22:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh its simple kuroneko_sama- They think I'm some spoiled rich kid, handsome, drunken, over privilaged kid who is only got into college because of my parents elusive wealth.
When in reality I worked my ass off, did it all on my own and I just like to have fun and live college the way it should be lived.
Basically they are just jealous.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-24 21:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
basically college is a place to get it all out of your system...
unfortunately, my system is a bigger container than the time i had to get it out in could handle
i still have some pent up college hijinks in me
im sure many others feel the same way
not sure why this has the rating it does
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 19:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hurtbythesun what would you tell me? plese enlighten me on what is so wrong with my life?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-24 19:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's got to the point where I'd actually pity you if you weren't retarded.
Every time you post I want to put my boot so far up your arse that they'll think Dr. Marten started making hats.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 18:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are so funny! ahhaa the list wasn't in order just a list of things I thought I would miss when I was drunk last night. Pussy is up there too.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-24 18:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For someone who loves "getting with girls"...well, it's a little strange that falls BEHIND fat boys on your list of things you'll miss.
That apartment must have one hell of a closet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-24 18:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
English class?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see why this would piss anyone off. But I digress.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your parents and their tuition payments must be proud. All you've taken from college is a love of alcohol and fat guys. Good job! What the world needs is another fucking sociology graduate.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-02-16 02:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you do is shit. I knew this was you from reading the misspelled title on the recently reviewed, that's how predictably you fucking suck. Linking songs to build the mood is stupid, your posts are stupid, your stories are stupid, your life friends past dreams plans thoughts hopes fears are all fucking retarded. You suck harder than anyone has ever sucked before and next to you my fucking old sick arthritic dog looks like a virile and super-intelligent success story. Stop fucking posting, stop writing, stop thinking you matter because you don't and you never, ever will.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
True sick weasel. It is too true.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pretty funny that about half of these say the same thing about getting wasted and being a retard. This was really only 3 things you miss from school. Drinking, class, and girls.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A friend of mine once told me.
" I may live a cliche' but I live the best cliche out there!"
He was speaking of being the whole All American, college educated, athelete, jock, ASB, frat boy.
I think he was right. I like my cliche and my friends and my life. Well shoot me for not being a tragic fuck.
I just like happy people that are good and nice. I have found that in my life those people frequent the football, baseball fields, and the whole All American aura. So that's what I like.
Kill me for not being emo and bitching about obsecure shit. Really, who gives a fuck emo's?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand that earth collapse. But, Will do!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck being a bum without an excuse.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can do all or most of that shit after college, if you really want to. E & J brandy sucks balls.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2, hate me, and Enjoy!
----------------------------
2 out of 3 ain't bad
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-02-24 17:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2, hate me, and Enjoy!