Threesomes FTW (1845 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-02-25 10:25:18 EST
For some reason, I completly lost interest in ghey sex in this last year. I guess that without drugs, dick sucking isn't as attractive.
So I got back to more conservative fantasies. Like having sex with two chicks at once.
I always thought it was a bit silly and that it would be too indimidating but it wasn't the case.
In fact, I recommend it to everyone and I must say that I now spend every waking moment obsessing about having another threesome.
Right after this experience, I felt my muscle mass increase by 50% and I walked around my apartment as if I was the ruler of some very important place, like the Internet.
I think it's time I buy a jetski.
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:55:58 EST (#)
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+2 For the comment below!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:51:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:54:29 EST (#)
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DONT SPOIL MY FANTASIES ALAIN, WHO WILL SNORT A LINE OF COKE OF MY DICK
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That would definitely be the smallest line of coke in history.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:36:45 EST (#)
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things are fairly calm on our end...even with the slide we are under no illusions that we'll be making a run for the cup this year.
We did pick up Vinny Prospal for a draftpick which helps with Gagne being done for the season.
the general mantra was make small moves that will help this team beyond this year so long as you don't mortgage the future in doing so.
We inquired about Campbell, Jokinen and Brad Richards but they all wanted Carter in return and we, smartly, said no.
The thing about Pittsburg is yes they look good for this year now...but only have 3 players on their roster signed beyond next season and Malkin and Hossa are not in those 3.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:25:42 EST (#)
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the flyers didn't do any trade?!
i would've thought that the GM would be pressured to move with the current situation.
anyway...
i am now afraid of the penguins.
i think it's the only team in the east that could put up with that juggernaut of a team in anaheim.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:19:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:13:26 EST (#)
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Huet for a second rounder?
Hell Toronto even got a 2nd and a 5th for Hal "I'm a pylon" Gill.
Going into a playoff run with Price and Halak?
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we got a 2nd for huet in the 2009 draft, which is pretty much a first rounder in any other draft.
toronto gave Gill to pittsburg for a 2nd rounder in the 2008 draft and a 5th in the 2009.
the 2008 draft is pretty ordinary except for a few defensemen whereas the 2009 draft apparently has a shitload of talent and new hopes. i can't really cite examples, i'm just parotting journalists and hardcore fans.
we would've lost Huet for nothing in the summer so might as well get something for him.
price needs to gain confidence and i trust halak more than huet.
i'd take price and halak over the biron/nittimaki duo anytime.
lol @ flyers tanking :-D
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:13:26 EST (#)
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Huet for a second rounder?
Hell Toronto even got a 2nd and a 5th for Hal "I'm a pylon" Gill.
Going into a playoff run with Price and Halak?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:34:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:25:11 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:53:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:48:18 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:41:31 EST (#)
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Only in states where they still say "I reckon".
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i watched the assassination of jesse james last night.
the language was very interesting.
did southerner really speak that way?
if so, is it still the case?
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Er, I'm no expert, being from California, but I do come from the finest stock of Appalachian Redneck.
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i'm in Alabama right now. yes, they still talk like that here.
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And what's the age of consent there?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:59:20 EST (#)
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My wife is bisexual. I'm working on it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-26 08:46:35 EST (#)
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Haha. Nothing like a heartwarming tale of childhood from d_r to start the day.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-26 07:58:01 EST (#)
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okay marshall pertain I will tell you a story.
There was this one time, when I was nine - that someone I was related to got christened. I'm not sure who it was but I had to turn up by default, what with me being nine and all. You can't really argue that christenings suck balls and you don't want to go when you're nine...
The pastor was invited back to the after party or whatever you call the shindig that happens after the christening bit, so rather than drive myself home I said to my folks "why the FUCK not, the christening made me want to tear my eyes out how bad can the shindig be?"
Yes I said 'pastor', because we are of good Lutheran stock, what with me being of germanic descent.
The party pies and biscuits (sorry 'cookies') in dip were cool, I made small talk with the guests and chatted with relatives, threw my head back and laughed raucously at their witty banter and god jokes.
Later that day, sunning myself on a deckchair and waving the hired help away when offered another hors d'oeuvre, a young lady sat demurely on the arm of my chair and said "Hi."
"Well 'hello' to YOU sweet mesmoriser" I probably said, "The sun is shining and my tummy is full, yet your presence unfills the void that's left me insatiable."
Turns out she was.....'gifted'. nice - but a bit touchy feely.
I locked myself in my parents early seventies station-wagon, luckily for me I had left my 1:72nd scale German Alpine troops and Gurkha Arfix troops in the back, and no matter how hard she beat upon the window and bequest her love, or asked her friend over to see if I was an actual person who would a least acknowledge her relatively normal friend, I stared fixedly at the improbable battlefield I had deployed and set, the MIGHTY German Alpine troops skiing even more mightly down the wheel arch, and the gurkhas shivering in the near minus 40 degrress and COMPLETELY out of their comfort zone..
but i did not let on that i was alive, i sang silently..."d..d..deeeeeeeeoiictschland, deutschland, üuuuuuuuber a-a-llies, uber alles in der-er weeeeeeelt <wimper>", and when she finally fetched my mum - to see if I was okay, Mum said "Danger it's not even lunch time, if you don't come out of the car it's going to get very hot and be a very long day", and even though I acted dead and she didn't fall for it, I sat there - frozen, with my 1:72nd scale soldiers, and never gave the fuck up, for I was resolute and german, and thus was my lot.
anyway the upshot is that threesomes are bad. m'kay?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:29:40 EST (#)
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apologies for the block of text below. it's 5:30 AM and it might be too late for me to go to bed. i'm thinking right now that i should plan my day out as such: go to the gym in about an hour and a half, then buy a shitload of energy drinks. i will either forget them in my car, which will leave me in a catatonic and half-conscious stupor for the entirety of the day, or i will remember to drink them on an hourly basis, which will send me careening into a state of twitchy mania. this will not be a fun day, but on a more positive note, you can cross "vagrant" off the list of adjectives that accurately describe me because, i think, home depot gave me a job as a cashier. a pinnacle of high society i am not yet.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:22:49 EST (#)
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i have nothing good to say about this post. the post was good but anything i can think of to say is not good. i have never had a threesome. i got rejected from an honors society at school today because i got the notification that i had been nominated for it three days before the application deadline. i sent this motherfucker an email regarding further consideration next time admissions rolls around and i was very nice and polite and the faggot obviously didnt read my email because he wrote back, "the deadline for applications has passed and the applications have already been evaluated". I wrote him a second email explaining that he is a couchfucking son of a fat assed bitch and that i'm above their gay ass school-is-my-life club anyway, but opted against sending it. so i decided today that i'm going to go to clemson law (i like orange, it's a decent school, i'm officially fucking tired of this cold ass weather, so why not) after i finish blowing up small middle eastern villages from 30,000 feet up in the military. my point is, since i will be such a well rounded high class individual i'm going to hook up exclusively in threesome form. this is a concrete life goal to be reached by the time i turn 30.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-02-26 04:38:58 EST (#)
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Next natural step is foursomes... but then invariably you re-introduce another fella because three girls is very much like two.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:54:29 EST (#)
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DONT SPOIL MY FANTASIES ALAIN, WHO WILL SNORT A LINE OF COKE OF MY DICK
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-25 23:35:20 EST (#)
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Funny
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-25 23:06:24 EST (#)
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And that movie is brilliant.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-25 23:05:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-26 03:51:19 EST (#)
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Hey, I still say "I reckon" and I am the pinnacle of all culture.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-25 22:51:08 EST (#)
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hilarious
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-25 22:25:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:53:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:48:18 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:41:31 EST (#)
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Only in states where they still say "I reckon".
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i watched the assassination of jesse james last night.
the language was very interesting.
did southerner really speak that way?
if so, is it still the case?
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Er, I'm no expert, being from California, but I do come from the finest stock of Appalachian Redneck.
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i'm in Alabama right now. yes, they still talk like that here.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-25 22:23:39 EST (#)
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FTW!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:11:22 EST (#)
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Where were YOU last weekend?
http://www.hockeyfights.com/
Report: Ex-NHLer Patrick Cote arrested after man beaten, drugs found in vehicle Breaking News print this article
The Cape Breton Post
MONTREAL (CP) — Former NHL enforcer Patrick Cote was arrested last week after a man was severely beaten during an altercation outside a restaurant south of Montreal.
French-language daily Le Journal de Montreal reports Cote appeared in court Friday to face charges of assault, breaking and entering and mischief.
The report also says police allegedly found crack and cocaine inside Cote's vehicle when he was arrested Wednesday in the restaurant parking lot in Ste-Catherine, Que.
The newspaper reports police expect to lay drug charges against Cote in the coming days.
The report also says Cote, 33, will remain behind bars and undergo a psychiatric evaluation.
Cote scored one goal and amassed 377 penalty minutes in 105 games over six NHL seasons with the Dallas Stars, Nashville Predators and Edmonton Oilers.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:09:11 EST (#)
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cal what the fuck happened to ya
i mean damn you usta kick ass
now your just like everyother fool
-6 for shitty post
+5 for rere
and for the record
2 bitches at once overrated
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:06:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:04:46 EST (#)
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Jetski? You're from Canada, you fucknut. You can use that like 2 weeks a year. Get a snowmobile like a good baby seal killer.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:48:17 EST (#)
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Booooo.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:41:38 EST (#)
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never ever been interested in threesomes. too weird.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:02:01 EST (#)
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regardless, the level of language was pretty good.
though i first started the movie dubbed in french and it was awful.
brad pitt sounded like a nerd with a nasal voice and Affleck had an emo voice, like Salad Finger.
i switched when my gf went to sleep.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:53:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:48:18 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:41:31 EST (#)
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Only in states where they still say "I reckon".
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i watched the assassination of jesse james last night.
the language was very interesting.
did southerner really speak that way?
if so, is it still the case?
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Er, I'm no expert, being from California, but I do come from the finest stock of Appalachian Redneck.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:53:23 EST (#)
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OMFG!
LOL
etc.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:52:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:57:31 EST (#)
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So caul would yo ever jam a 14 yr old?
What about everybody else, where do you draw the line?
Assuming there is physical attraction and the person seems grown up would their age ever be a barrier for you?
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i like to look at younger girls, but not touch.
for instance, i can stare at a 16 yo dressed up like a whore just cuz it's pretty but i don't have sexual attraction. i'm just not wired that way, which is unfortunate cuz they can be fucking hot. :-\
thoughout my life, i've always been with girls older than me - sometimes a decade or more.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:48:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:41:31 EST (#)
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Only in states where they still say "I reckon".
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i watched the assassination of jesse james last night.
the language was very interesting.
did southerner really speak that way?
if so, is it still the case?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:27:40 EST (#)
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Leave me alone, I told you I didn't want to have a threesome with you.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:08:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-25 08:51:19 PST (#)
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Hey, I still say "I reckon" and I am the pinnacle of all culture.
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It's different here. And yes, you are the pinnacle of all culture.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:00:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:57:31 EST (#)
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So caul would yo ever jam a 14 yr old?
What about everybody else, where do you draw the line?
Assuming there is physical attraction and the person seems grown up would their age ever be a barrier for you?
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My younger sister is 19...20 in a month. I'm 24. I wouldn't ever touch anyone younger than my sister. It creeps me out enough that her friends still have crushes on me and try to flirt with me.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:57:31 EST (#)
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So caul would yo ever jam a 14 yr old?
What about everybody else, where do you draw the line?
Assuming there is physical attraction and the person seems grown up would their age ever be a barrier for you?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:51:19 EST (#)
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Hey, I still say "I reckon" and I am the pinnacle of all culture.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:41:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 08:29:57 PST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:27:57 EST (#)
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The closest I ever saw was a "fashion show" at a bar that had a 16 age limit. After the show the girls stayed at the bar where filthy old men hit on/propositioned them.
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what's wrong with 16? here the age of consent is 14. in some u.s. states as well, i reckon.
i'm talking about children.
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Only in states where they still say "I reckon".
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:39:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:29:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:27:57 EST (#)
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The closest I ever saw was a "fashion show" at a bar that had a 16 age limit. After the show the girls stayed at the bar where filthy old men hit on/propositioned them.
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what's wrong with 16? here the age of consent is 14. in some u.s. states as well, i reckon.
i'm talking about children.
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it is 14 in Canada? I thought it was 16. I think I would feel uncomfortabel with anyone under 18.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:29:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:27:57 EST (#)
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The closest I ever saw was a "fashion show" at a bar that had a 16 age limit. After the show the girls stayed at the bar where filthy old men hit on/propositioned them.
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what's wrong with 16? here the age of consent is 14. in some u.s. states as well, i reckon.
i'm talking about children.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:27:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:23:11 EST (#)
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indo won't say but i bet he fucked child girls.
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know what the best thing about a 13yr old girl is?
flip them over and they are like a 13 yr old boy.
I actually never saw any of that. That is one thing that the police crack down on almost universally in those countries. I am sure it goes on, actually I know it did because every month you would hear about some foreigner getting arrested for it, but it wasn't common to see.
The closest I ever saw was a "fashion show" at a bar that had a 16 age limit. After the show the girls stayed at the bar where filthy old men hit on/propositioned them.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:25:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:23:11 EST (#)
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indo won't say but i bet he fucked child girls.
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Well goodness, you turn any one of us loose in a country where we basically have infinite money and they have indentured slaves and well...
Seriously, I'd pay a dude 50p to screw a chicken just for the crack.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:25:24 EST (#)
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Somehow, you STILL made this sound gay.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:24:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:19:46 EST (#)
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i think a relationship with a third world chick involving money as more honor to it than fucking a bitchy fat white chick like 90% of north american men are forced to do.
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I can't even get that :'(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:23:11 EST (#)
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indo won't say but i bet he fucked child girls.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:22:22 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:19:46 EST (#)
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i think a relationship with a third world chick involving money as more honor to it than fucking a bitchy fat white chick like 90% of north american men are forced to do.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:14:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:06:26 EST (#)
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i prefer at least a bit of a challenge, thankyou. i find that being able to wave the equvalent of about 37 cents out of my fly, and getting whatever i want to be a little more off a turn off than anything.
so i guess that just means more third-world poon for you. congrats.
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i thought that way too before i was there. try living in a place for a few years where about half the women in bars are pro's and it will probably change the way you think of it.
There were plenty of non-pro girls that I slept with, but many of them just wanted a "white" boyfirend because they had money.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:06:26 EST (#)
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i prefer at least a bit of a challenge, thankyou. i find that being able to wave the equvalent of about 37 cents out of my fly, and getting whatever i want to be a little more off a turn off than anything.
so i guess that just means more third-world poon for you. congrats.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:03:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:55:08 EST (#)
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Casse-toi, pauvre con
Supposedly the French Pres said this to someone. This has nothing to do with your post, but I'm always grateful to learn new ways to tell someone to fuck off.
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lol, sarko is such a hot-tempered egomaniac.
it pretty much means "fuck off, you poor cunt-person"
on the other hand, the person he insulted wasn't very nice either.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:03:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:57:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:51:48 EST (#)
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Most threesomes I have been in involved a change of money. The few times I didn't pay I suspect the girl I was "with" paid the second girl, but I don't know for sure.
Sometimes I miss southeast asia...
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and i suspect that both the times you did and didnt pay, the 'girl' involved was actually a young boy. it is after all, southeast asia.
though i must say i did like the inference to how much of a lothario you are, with the use of the word 'most'.
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I was pretty good at spotting katoys or billy boys and although some were quite convincing, I think I would have found out if they weren't the real deal.
Go to Thailand, Maylasia, Indonesia etc you don't need to be a Romeo to get chicks.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:57:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:51:48 EST (#)
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Most threesomes I have been in involved a change of money. The few times I didn't pay I suspect the girl I was "with" paid the second girl, but I don't know for sure.
Sometimes I miss southeast asia...
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and i suspect that both the times you did and didnt pay, the 'girl' involved was actually a young boy. it is after all, southeast asia.
though i must say i did like the inference to how much of a lothario you are, with the use of the word 'most'.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:55:08 EST (#)
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Casse-toi, pauvre con
Supposedly the French Pres said this to someone. This has nothing to do with your post, but I'm always grateful to learn new ways to tell someone to fuck off.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:51:48 EST (#)
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Most threesomes I have been in involved a change of money. The few times I didn't pay I suspect the girl I was "with" paid the second girl, but I don't know for sure.
Sometimes I miss southeast asia...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:51:38 EST (#)
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and those chicks in the picture would fuck your less-chromosome-having balls off.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:47:39 EST (#)
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"Right after this experience, I felt my muscle mass increase by 50% and I walked around my apartment as if I was the ruler of some very important place, like the Internet. "
hahahahaha
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:37:24 EST (#)
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Jetski's are rubbish. Especially for Caul because he lives in Canada so if he falls in the sea he will die in, like, 5 minutes.
However I hope that one day threesomes will very much be The Future of organised religion.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:35:41 EST (#)
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details can be found http://www.ubersite.com/m/72698
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:34:18 EST (#)
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jetskis are incredible
but apparently, so are threesomes?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:33:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:27:08 EST (#)
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jetskis should be used to cure depression
seriously have you ever seen someone depressed on a jetski?
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This is true: You will never find a motorcycle parked in the patient's spaces and a psychiatrist's office.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:28:26 EST (#)
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Pretty tough to use a jet ski on a frozen lake in Canada, isn't it?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:28:03 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:27:56 EST (#)
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Didja get anal?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:27:08 EST (#)
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jetskis should be used to cure depression
seriously have you ever seen someone depressed on a jetski?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:26:51 EST (#)
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We all know what this is, and what it will end up as.