Ubertines 08: Round 3 (Excuse me miss, is that my batch on your) Pairs (1196 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.36 on 111 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-25 12:26:51 EST
Posts are due by 11:59PM Thurs., Feb. 28. And after that we're going to bring this bitch rolling into March, by God; we're going to do it, and we're going to let the English see us do it.
The whole pairing thing is done with. Sort of. See, Bubba and corn_nugget need to decide which of them is going to advance. Either corn_nugget advances because of her high score, or Bubba advances because corn_nugget pasted his email as her entry. If you both confirm that she wrote it herself, that's cool, she'll move on. If you both confirm that she copied/pasted it, that's cool, Bubba advances. If you both can't agree, you're both out. I know it'll be devastating, what with this writing event validating your lives and all, but I'm sure you'll be ok in the end. I'm also sure it won't be the first time that either of you have been ok with something "in the end." If you get my drift. Get it? Look, I'm trying to make a buttsecks/assplay reference here. Please follow along.
Regardless, the two highest rated posters will move on to the finals, so it's freeballs and commando for all. If you want to ask someone for a title suggestion, be my guest. If you want to be anti-American and think for yourself then that's just swell too.
I have no end to this, so I will close with some lame-ass puns:
- It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
- He told her he was pining for her, but she just thought he was being sappy.
- Love means never winning at tennis.
- A univeristy student fell in love, and dropped out of school to marry her young love. She wrote to her parents to say that she had put the heart before the course.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course, you both know I would have made it to the final and whipped both of your asses when I whored my magnificent titties. Just declare me the winner anyway and stop wasting your time. And Hurty, no, I won't write this post for you AGAIN!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's on my bitch.
Make an exciting and flattering bracket post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well when you put it like that, the only kneeling and fellating that's going to be done is when the public takes you by the back of the head and forces your lips all the way to the base of my majestic hangdown.
Let's go again.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's entirely up to you dude. If you can be bothered to write something else then I'm up for it. Otherwise, kneel and fellate me, knave.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well HBTS, if there are to be two final competitors it looks like it'd be you and I.
Do you want to go another round, or claim your prize and dance nude in the streets of Ubersite singing your own praises while the dirt maidens and wretched children play the fife and bang empty plastic buckets around you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/ubertines08
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-28 10:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115238
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 17:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HBTS ftw!! Sorry O, no offence old bean, but gotta support my own country.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 17:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am out, I am afraid, between now and the deadline I won't have time to perfect my masterpiece, sorry.
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be putting less effort into my entry than corn_nugget did with hers if i was still in this.
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Which is why you're not, you non effort-expending little geek.
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Considering you Mad Libs-ed your way through my round 1 post and offered that as your entry I don't really think it's that good of an idea for you to be giving anyone grief about making an effort.
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A certain poet used to have a sense of humor, but it seems to have died.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that supposed to be a picture of my inevitable victory? I get a prize of some seductive little girl, who doesn't look a year younger than 10?
Sorry, but I must forfeit, so the little girl wins if she blows me.
I just got a wisdom tooth pulled yesterday, and my doc started me on anti-psychotic medication, and with no psycho...no inspiration. But it's better for everyone around me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be putting less effort into my entry than corn_nugget did with hers if i was still in this.
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Which is why you're not, you non effort-expending little geek.
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Considering you Mad Libs-ed your way through my round 1 post and offered that as your entry I don't really think it's that good of an idea for you to be giving anyone grief about making an effort.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Urgh, sorry, sorry, my pregnant libido is all-consuming...
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consumethis
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Urgh, sorry, sorry, my pregnant libido is all-consuming...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 22:39:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
can we just declare orphelia the winner?
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I fear the excitement would be too much, I'd gush.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can we just declare orphelia the winner?
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Can we just declare Darko the whiner?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can we just declare orphelia the winner?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:50:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Moist below.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:01:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like this to be the end round simply because I know I won't last any longer and being in 'the finals' makes me wet.
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No, dank.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"King of the Hill, top of the heap."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Guess so.
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Cool. I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready! Vote Bubba in '08.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Guess so.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say I lose because I'm not going to write anything even if I got moved forward in this contest.
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OrgasmicMatron, do this meen I gots the ball?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be putting less effort into my entry than corn_nugget did with hers if i was still in this.
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Which is why you're not, you non effort-expending little geek.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be putting less effort into my entry than corn_nugget did with hers if i was still in this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
have this end this round, highest rated posts wins the whole thing.
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STFU, Darko. You wouldn't say that if you were still in it. This has brought nerd fighting to a completely new level.
Love,
Rad
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, only an hour left until I leave my good job where I draw a paycheck for doing the same shit Bubba ends up doing.
This has been a fairly fast afternoon.
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Glad you had fun.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Moist below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like this to be the end round simply because I know I won't last any longer and being in 'the finals' makes me wet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this contest is a farce
its almost St. Patrick's Day.
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The Ubersite St. Patrick's Day Writing Bonanza...coming March 24!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
have this end this round, highest rated posts wins the whole thing.
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This bitch is going to last all the way through October. Just you watch.
Actually, I don't really care. If everyone still standing is tired of the affair and wants it to end after this round, I'm fine with that.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
have this end this round, highest rated posts wins the whole thing.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank bubba...he used his genius and intellect to craft the arguments below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just checked the front page. Haven't even looked at the reviews yet.
Go little heat machine, go.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, only an hour left until I leave my good job where I draw a paycheck for doing the same shit Bubba ends up doing.
This has been a fairly fast afternoon.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ARDHOW
ARDHOW
RADHOW
HOWRAD
HOW RAD
POSSIBLY THE BEST PLAYING OF AN ALTER UBER HAS EVER SEEN...TO GO UN NOTICED FOR YEARS!!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH OK GOTCHA
ROCK ON CHIMPO
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. It seems I only have two beers left. I need to go get more before I drink anything. Don't want to end up like Director. Back in a while.
O-man, you're welcome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Rad still on paternity leave? DUN DUN DUNNN
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I READ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE A PRISON GUARD AT A YOUTH FACILITY!
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Harrassing retards on Uber posts.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha @ microwave with arms
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Yeah, that was Hadley's yearly flash of brilliance. I don't do assembly.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I READ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE A PRISON GUARD AT A YOUTH FACILITY!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Helpdesk? Sorry, I am not Sanjive. If you EVER listened to or read anything beyond your own drivel you would know what I do. Sorry, that's asking too much.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha @ microwave with arms
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep dreaming Bubba. You can talk about jobs going overseas but you were probably replaced by a robot, since it's manufacturing that is hit hard. Yes, Bubba, you were replaced by a microwave with arms.
Either that or you're a mouth-breathing helpdesk chimp. In which case, that proves that you;ve never been anywhere near intelligent.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR BURGERFLIPPER!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I have a stable job that ain't going anywhere?
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Well, of course you do. Those burgers would get pretty stale by the time they got here from China. . .
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I have a stable job that ain't going anywhere?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny when people try to act like they're important...
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Your reading skills suck. I didn't say I was important, simply that what I do has been hit harder than most. If anything, that means the business world thinks my job is useless.
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Glad the business world has come to the same conclusion about you as we have.
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Yes. Young pups with MBAs are destroying our economy by sending shit overseas. Why don't you go, too?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny when people try to act like they're important...
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Your reading skills suck. I didn't say I was important, simply that what I do has been hit harder than most. If anything, that means the business world thinks my job is useless.
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Glad the business world has come to the same conclusion about you as we have.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Normally I can follow, but what does this even mean?!?!!? in another 40 year Hadley will be hit by a car and fall into a coma?
I honestly don't get how someone retiring makes them retarded. Or how saying someone will be retarded in 40 years is even remotely insulting or funny.
I'm lost!
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Oh for... It doesn't have to make sense.It's Uber.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadley's getting bitchslapped by bubba
oh the tragedy
and the comedy
of it
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Normally I can follow, but what does this even mean?!?!!? in another 40 year Hadley will be hit by a car and fall into a coma?
I honestly don't get how someone retiring makes them retarded. Or how saying someone will be retarded in 40 years is even remotely insulting or funny.
I'm lost!
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 11:21:52 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I'm your age, I will be retired.
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Retired, retarded, same thing in your case.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny when people try to act like they're important...
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Your reading skills suck. I didn't say I was important, simply that what I do has been hit harder than most. If anything, that means the business world thinks my job is useless.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny when people try to act like they're important...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can we get Electro back? At least he admitted that he was an autard...
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But you won't.
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Shouldn't you be job hunting?
When I'm your age, I will be retired.
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Retired, retarded, same thing in your case.
Sending out resumes by email is the only way to get a job in my field. No one will let you fill out an application at their place of business. That's 1980.
My field is impacted more than most these days.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can we get Electro back? At least he admitted that he was an autard...
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But you won't.
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Shouldn't you be job hunting?
When I'm your age, I will be retired.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:56:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
and we all know how hurty loves his gayfests!
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BOY HOWDY!
This is shaping up to be a real doozy. I'd better prepare for a long session with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool, another gayfest!
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Takes one to know one Penelope!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can we get Electro back? At least he admitted that he was an autard...
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But you won't.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can we get Electro back? At least he admitted that he was an autard...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and we all know how hurty loves his gayfests!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool, another gayfest!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes murder could be a mercy killing....
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You drinking bleach would make the world happy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HurtByTheSun : They should both be disqualified for making a mockery and a sham of the previous round!
MudWhistle: And a travesty!
Dare I say.....a TRAVISHAMOCKERY!!!
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Funny.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes murder could be a mercy killing....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's review.
Hadley: "Man, you could have done better if you had posted something decent, up against the email. You didn't, you dropped the ball."
Bubba: "I didn't post the email..."
Hadley: "You are dumb."
Bubba: "Keep babbling..."
Uber: "..."
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You left out the part in the middle where you turned into a retard. Wait. . .
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's review.
Hadley: "Man, you could have done better if you had posted something decent, up against the email. You didn't, you dropped the ball."
Bubba: "I didn't post the email..."
Hadley: "You are dumb."
Bubba: "Keep babbling..."
Uber: "..."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus midget-tossing Christ you're an idiot Bubba.
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Please continue to babble. . .
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK PE0PLE ARE SPEAKING HERE
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus midget-tossing Christ you're an idiot Bubba.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP IT BUBBA...PEOPLE WITH HUMOR AND WIT ARE SPEAKING HERE AND YOU'RE MUCKING UP THE WORKS!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But it sucked worse than your email, fuckstick. Hence you dropped the ball.
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I wasn't the one who posted the email. . .
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this contest is a farce
its almost St. Patrick's Day.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But it sucked worse than your email, fuckstick. Hence you dropped the ball.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAANNNNNNND.... 'TRAVESHAMOCKERY' is the official Uber winner of the day.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its not my fault that we think of life in terms of beer commercials.
marry me?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, since no one else will make a decision, I say Bubba loses because he had a chance to actually do something and he dropped the ball. Hard.
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NOTE TO SCOURGE: Of course it was a joke.
Hadley: I dropped the ball? Hard? Because I wrote something with twisted, ridiculous humor?
At least I wrote it. Matter of fact, I wrote BOTH posts. :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say I lose because I'm not going to write anything even if I got moved forward in this contest.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking bamf.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TRY AGAIN PUDDING FINGERS
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont let corn through, she eats baby tigers
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A travesty, and a sham, and a mockery?
A traveshamockery?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and a travesty
Dare I say.....a TRAVISHAMOCKERY!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They should both be disqualified for making a mockery and a sham of the previous round!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think bubba wins because he threatened to sue you. he actually made me laugh with that.
it doesn't count if it was 'at' him instead of 'with' him, right?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That works too.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:36:40 EST (#)
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I say bubba loses soley because he threatened to sue me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:33:17 EST (#)
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Well, since no one else will make a decision, I say Bubba loses because he had a chance to actually do something and he dropped the ball. Hard.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What do I win?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:03:01 EST (#)
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and before bubba shits himself, i should note here that i was only JOKING.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 13:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
VERY honoured indeed.
and i personally guarantee a number of +2s if you use my title, to help ensure victory. i would never stoop so low as to -2 your competitors pieces, though. unless of course they were utter shite. or written by bubba.
i know, i know... i was being redundant in those last two lines.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's that? even less palatable and more disgusting?
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:47:54 PST (#)
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Can't we have a single contest on here without any drama?
On the other hand, Ubersite without drama would be like liver without onions.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:54:28 EST (#)
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Unless I get any better suggestions I'll do that. How honoured do you feel?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:53:36 EST (#)
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i'd like someone to use the title 'Tits or GTFO' for this semi-final round. feel free to coast to victory on that one, bonkeye.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:53:21 EST (#)
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well....ad "With Love" to the end of it
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:52:59 EST (#)
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To write about.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:52:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:50:27 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:48:56 EST (#)
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I will take title suggestions from anyone. Witty though it might seem I will not use 'Kill Yourself', but I'll consider pretty much anything else.
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Maim yourself in a really painful and terribly disfiguring way!
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I'd actually consider that.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:50:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:48:56 EST (#)
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I will take title suggestions from anyone. Witty though it might seem I will not use 'Kill Yourself', but I'll consider pretty much anything else.
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Maim yourself in a really painful and terribly disfiguring way!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will take title suggestions from anyone. Witty though it might seem I will not use 'Kill Yourself', but I'll consider pretty much anything else.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't we have a single contest on here without any drama?
On the other hand, Ubersite without drama would be like liver without onions.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like puns
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Carl Lewis was on roids and pun is the lowest form of wit. That's my contribution.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:36:10 EST (#)
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Letting Bubba advance will be like letting the Special Olympics champ race Carl Lewis.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
However, I DID add Bubbas name to the end!!! That's writing!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
arent' you in charge?
make a goddamned decision
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't write that email.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shouldn't it be about who POSTED it more than who wrote it?
it is a competition where your POST is up against your opponents POST.