Rocky the Fourth 2D Edition (872 hits)
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Submitted by TTo fight a war, you gotta become warM (View user info) at 2008-02-25 15:16:07 EST
Contains "Spoilers"....ish
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:40:43 EST (#)
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First Blood was one of the best movies ever made.
The first Rocky movie was almost as awesome.
Anyone who says differently is wrong.
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switch the two and i agree
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:43:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:32:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:47:00 EST (#)
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for my money, tears of the sun is the best war movie of the past decade. just throwing that out there.
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then take it back. 'Black Hawk Down' FTW.
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also a good nomination, but im partial to sneaking around and killing people without them ever knowing you were there.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny post but Rambo IV is still the best movie I've seen in a while.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:32:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:47:00 EST (#)
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for my money, tears of the sun is the best war movie of the past decade. just throwing that out there.
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then take it back. 'Black Hawk Down' FTW.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:18:45 EST (#)
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Here! Take this, you crazy little insect man.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:08:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:47:00 EST (#)
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i have neglected to have ever seen a rambo movie. my friend burned them all on dvd for me and i promptly misplaced them. i was going to take a girl on a date to see this one because, you know, im a gentleman and shit, but we broke up. the disruptive forces in my life have kept me from ever watching one of these.
for my money, tears of the sun is the best war movie of the past decade. just throwing that out there.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:15:58 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quint's right, damn it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:26:00 EST (#)
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Ha ha, excellent summary!
I liked Rambo 4, though. It was realistic enough not to make me roll my eyes, but filled with enough action to keep me entertained. Very decent.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:04:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is why the sequels to action movies always suck (the except is Die Hard 2) - it's great when the general plot is original, but action movie screenwriters usually aren't the brightest apples in the basket, so they just recycle stuff over... and over... and over... ad nauseum. The only half-exception is James Bond, but that's only because James Bond has a bigger budget.
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The Mad Max movies just got better and better...
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:54:26 EST (#)
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Hahaha... DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:31:39 EST (#)
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DEES HERE IS FUNNY STUFFS.
YOU GOTTA DA FUNSIES!
I LAFF.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:10:37 EST (#)
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That is why the sequels to action movies always suck (the except is Die Hard 2) - it's great when the general plot is original, but action movie screenwriters usually aren't the brightest apples in the basket, so they just recycle stuff over... and over... and over... ad nauseum. The only half-exception is James Bond, but that's only because James Bond has a bigger budget.
Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You make it sound as if there's something wrong with a movie full of killing people, like Rambo III. The only way to make such a movie better would be to kill even more people in it. Hence the newest Rambo.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:02:56 EST (#)
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Indiana Jones in May and the circle will be complete. The Day of Judgment approacheth chaps.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:56:54 EST (#)
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Who? TTOM or Stallone?
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-25 12:50:37 PST (#)
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+2 phoning it in.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:52:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:40:43 EST (#)
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First Blood was one of the best movies ever made.
The first Rocky movie was almost as awesome.
Anyone who says differently is wrong.
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Once again I find myself agreeing with Scourge. Write down this date.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:49:44 EST (#)
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HOW DARE YOU
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:43:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:40:43 EST (#)
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First Blood was one of the best movies ever made.
The first Rocky movie was almost as awesome.
Anyone who says differently is wrong.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:14:31 EST (#)
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/
Machine Gun Joe Viterbo FTW!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:06:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rockambo is the shit!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:00:34 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDaabtnXSYc
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:56:17 EST (#)
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Awesomesauce.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:54:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:49:16 GMT (#)
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did his arms look like Cottage cheese?
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His whole damn carcass looks like a condom stuffed with solid rotten milk
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:53:57 EST (#)
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Don't knock Stallone. Just don't go there. That badass motherfucker single-handedly won the Cold War. The COLD FUCKING WAR. He won it. He blew up Soviet Tanks, killed VC and knocked out the best steroid-fuelled boxer they could find.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:52:52 EST (#)
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Pffft, whatever man. Next you'll say that Hollywood is shallow and image-based, or that movies are churned out by corporate committees who use words like 'target demographic', 'synergy' and 'product placement'. We all know that Hollywood is a magical dreamland filled with licorice and jujubes, and that movies are really made by (broke but) plucky English Majors who have a dream.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:50:37 EST (#)
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+2 phoning it in.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:49:16 EST (#)
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did his arms look like Cottage cheese?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:42:55 EST (#)
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Actually, Sylvester Stallone was pretty smart capitalize on those fears.
He must be a Republican.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:38:21 EST (#)
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It's funny. I'm of the last generation that was taught to be terrified of the Soviets. They were the "Great Enemy" when I was a kid.
Rambo was every teen-age boy's hero at the time.
BLOW DEM ROOSKIES AWAY JOHN!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:38:21 EST (#)
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:D
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:30:38 EST (#)
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I love rambo.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:29:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:25:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:22:49 GMT (#)
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I actually liked Rambo 4.
I was four 32 oz beers deep and brought a flask to the movie, and it delivered exactly what I wanted. Insane violence and clear good/bad guys.
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I loved how they felt that the lead bad-guy ethnic wasn't quite evil enough so they had to make him a paedo. Just classic writing there.
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if i was writing it I would have made him a paedo/vampire/mummy just to make sure everybody knew he was bad.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:25:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:22:49 GMT (#)
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I actually liked Rambo 4.
I was four 32 oz beers deep and brought a flask to the movie, and it delivered exactly what I wanted. Insane violence and clear good/bad guys.
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I loved how they felt that the lead bad-guy ethnic wasn't quite evil enough so they had to make him a paedo. Just classic writing there.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:24:56 EST (#)
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feel
but doesn't that word just look wrong?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:23:32 EST (#)
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Now I fell as thought I watched them all, thanks , I think.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:23:00 EST (#)
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Crash and Burn.....
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually liked Rambo 4.
I was four 32 oz beers deep and brought a flask to the movie, and it delivered exactly what I wanted. Insane violence and clear good/bad guys.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 15:21:54 EST (#)
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Laughs.