I Touched My Penis a Little (2076 hits)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-02-25 18:23:36 EST
Just gently teasing the underside of my soft little wiener.
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 13:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i touched your mom's penis a little last night
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-29 13:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok.
I laughed loudly at that, for SOME reason.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-28 13:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am The Hitcher!!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 03:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-27 00:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't want Fartman to be the last to review my post, again.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-27 00:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you touched a little penis, did ya?
I'm not surprised. Thousands wouldn't.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-26 21:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't, babe.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAY GUYS
Get over here, E.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is ok, i found the email in another address I use. i am forwarding it to the police!
:)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I simply hate circle jerks. I love you Linus!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for email but i erased it before i could reply :(
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hi Orph! Just had to -2 this.
Looks like a nice campsite, though...
Maybe i reconsider that rating.Hmmm.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you had boobs, yes, that would change everything.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:46:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:08:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hopefully Hurty. You know you get off on those peroxide spikes
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There's something wrong with a man of his age
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I am his age, :(
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rorrim! :)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Linus, just for once try to entertain us.
We are not really concerned about you and your dick...
If you had boobs, yes, that would change everything.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:08:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hopefully Hurty. You know you get off on those peroxide spikes
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There's something wrong with a man of his age dying his hair. And doing... whatever it is he does to it. Obviously, I use the term 'man' very loosely as both you and I know Orphelia, he is a eunuch. He sent me pictures, I was not happy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:00:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's he gonna do? Wave his spiky head at me?
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No, just his massive wanger.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hopefully Hurty. You know you get off on those peroxide spikes
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:11:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I think this is all jolly harmless fun.
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Orph is Drogos alter. This proves it.
Hurty, I'm gonna tell Emm you said that.
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What? That I write more coherently than him? What's he gonna do? Wave his spiky head at me?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I think this is all jolly harmless fun.
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Orph is Drogos alter. This proves it.
Hurty, I'm gonna tell Emm you said that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
now touch mine.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll let you off with a zero because I can't help but think of Linus Van Pelt from Peanuts© whenever I see your name.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i just finished touching my penis a lot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You could ONLY touch your penis "a little", Wally.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I'm getting all caught up in it, can't help it!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weird, I always thought it was Emissions.
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The_Hitcher is actually coherent.
Yeah I plan on doing more stories with him I guess, but I could never be bothered. Especially not now when there is little, if indeed any point in putting something of merit on here.
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Ah the ever challenging cycle of suck.
This place sucks so why post anything of merit - but a big reason it sucks is because not enough people are posting things of merit.
This is a tough audience to please - and you at least have the ball sack required to endure the bullshit and still crank out quality stuff.
You would much rather contribute to the bullshit, though.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This has all been some kinda whirlwind of gay.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate circle-jerkery. Fuck you, alters!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia is a major ingredient in fun.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad I provide so many lulz.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weird, I always thought it was Emissions.
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The_Hitcher is actually coherent.
Yeah I plan on doing more stories with him I guess, but I could never be bothered. Especially not now when there is little, if indeed any point in putting something of merit on here.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I think this is all jolly harmless fun.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:04:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
rob is Hurtys alter. It is his soft and feminine side.
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My alter is The_Hitcher, everyone knows this.
Even I couldn't act gay enough to make Rob my alter.
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YOU are The_Hitcher?
Weird, I always thought it was Emissions.
Anyway, alters are stupid... but that character made me laugh - you should do more with it.
I have jazz hands - does that make me gay?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking great. Rob is speaking my language.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMMIT
YOU GUYS
HOW WILL I EVER TROLL AGAIN?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It really is quite odd.
I mean, it has gotten to the point that if someone posts something especailly terrible they are considered an alter - it could just be they are, I don't know, a rather odd insomniac teenager with a laundry list of interesting fucked up 'conditions' who contacts you after a French Canadian troublemaker decided to post a forgotten resume link of yours during a fairly typical nerd fight.
EVER THINK OF THAT?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:04:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
rob is Hurtys alter. It is his soft and feminine side.
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My alter is The_Hitcher, everyone knows this.
Even I couldn't act gay enough to make Rob my alter.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 17:01:07 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alters are not my bag, baby.
Linus is my stalker.
Apparently he is also stalking 'Before Emily'.
I'm sure he would add you if you really wanted. It just means you have to always +2 him and endure some rather entertaining mood swings.
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Truer words, dot dot dot.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ROB! The mood swings! Now I know you're under contract. Who else would know about the mood swings?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rob is Hurtys alter. It is his soft and feminine side.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No fear, Fungah, just gently prodding them into submission.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAY ROB
Hurty is gonna get me for sure now.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This fear of alters is reaching Mccarthyan level paranoia.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*head asplodes*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alters are not my bag, baby.
Linus is my stalker.
Apparently he is also stalking 'Before Emily'.
I'm sure he would add you if you really wanted. It just means you have to always +2 him and endure some rather entertaining mood swings.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:59:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:56:53 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah blah blah Rob confesses that Linus is him blah blah blah.
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Not going to happen.
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Blah blah blah Rob confesses that Linus & BeforeEmily are him blah blah blah.
The world moves on. Nobody cares.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the only real user in this conversation.
I <3 alters.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:56:53 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah blah blah Rob confesses that Linus is him blah blah blah.
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Not going to happen.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This love triangle is too much for me now.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So many alters, *ahem*DreamWeaver*cough*
Linus however, is not one of them.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was talking about your femaile alter, rob :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah blah blah Rob confesses that Linus is him blah blah blah.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia, darling.
I possess no such alters. He is on my MSN, however, and is rather confused.
Would you like him to send you an email at a specific address?
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rob, get your alter to email me back. Thanks, ta :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well your, posts are _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Remember when you were in school? Its another word for just how "special" you are.
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:o ! He said the retarded word. I'm telling!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, I KNOW ABOUT THE CONTRACT TOO!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS KIND OF NONSENSE, however, I am obligated to +2 my internet stalker - its in the contract.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your posts just keep getting better and better.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:15:16 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why doesn't this have a solid -2 rating? Oh, I forgot, Linus is an alter.
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Filthy, dirty lies.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why doesn't this have a solid -2 rating? Oh, I forgot, Linus is an alter.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
We cant all be realists, ill give you an optimistic rating
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, you can go away now.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you linus.
You let me down.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We can't all be talented.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well your, posts are _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Remember when you were in school? Its another word for just how "special" you are.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you going on about?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm happy I made you laugh, SkullBiter.
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I do it all the time.
SO, ill take you happy, and your sad,
and your hungry and leave you a faggoty shade of clear.
You fucking suck by the way.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm happy I made you laugh, SkullBiter.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You meant you touched your little penis. Admit it.
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So you can have a quick whack?
FUCKER!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You meant you touched your little penis. Admit it.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 18:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok.
I laughed loudly at that, for SOME reason.