A Distressing Cover-Up (1352 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1.51 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-02-25 19:27:24 EST
You heard it here first people.
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Submitted by Iamcool9and2 (user info) at 2008-02-26 22:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funky Town!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Approved.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
F***ing genius!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:17:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:14:57 GMT (#)
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motherfucking
SHOOP
DA
WHOOP!!!
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I gave you your fix earlier in the week. Don't come complaining to me now!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:14:57 EST (#)
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motherfucking
SHOOP
DA
WHOOP!!!
(kicks the hell outta shinebox.)
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit, I think I win--or am at least nominated for--retard of the week. I sat here for a minute watching the whole GIF loop twice before I realized they had clothes photoshopped on.
This is a work of genius. This post I mean, not my actions.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:16:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:05:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm getting a mental image of the faces of your new neighbors as you, newly arrived in your place, stand on the back porch and call your cats for dinner.
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I don't do anything as uncouth as that. I have a cat-flap. No way I'd pander to something as retarded and stand-offish as a cat.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm getting a mental image of the faces of your new neighbors as you, newly arrived in your place, stand on the back porch and call your cats for dinner.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 10:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes...
...and THAT is what '80s porn is good for.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:09:44 CST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:07:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hammertime?
Jesus. Better than mine I guess. His name is Sylvester. Because...you know...he's black and white. Get it? Huh? Do ya? Huh? Pretty clever, huh?
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He was part of a pair. The other was called 'Stop'. He was crushed crossing the road, daft wee cunt.
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I'm sorry but BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is ironically funny, Hurty.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:06:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:03:13 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, don't let her get your stuff.
My second to last long-term bitch got my house, my retirement funds, my appliances, my DOG. MY FUCKING DOG.
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I rent, have no money, and a retarded cat called Hammertime. I think I'll be OK.
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Seen it, but that review alone is worth a "Made me smile (+1)".
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen this somewhere before...a couple of years ago. Maybe YTMND? Who knows. It still fucking rules.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-26 08:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awsome.
Director, I too am old, and get the fish names.
much funnier than the idiots that named their pets Bob & Doug or Cheech & Chong.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff here indeed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my ball sack itches like you would not ever believe.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:44:00 EST (#)
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okay well fuck you
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:43:09 EST (#)
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hahaha, hehehe, ohhahahehehahaha....this is a classic. Imagine wanting icecream that bad that you'd eat it off a guy's crotch. And the puppet talking from her.....her..........like she's all wee-wah wee-wah making it move (her privates), but the ventriloquist is making HER voice come from the actual puppet's mouth. hahaha that's fucking awesome......
listen none of those girls have willys, what gives.
okay i didn't actually get this.........it's about natural selection or something, right? or what makes doves dry. cry. same diff.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont think that being hungry for ice cream has ever made me feel so gay.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-26 06:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-02-26 03:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very amusing
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this must be some English thing - WOO HOO MARGARET THATCHER
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:06:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:03:13 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, don't let her get your stuff.
My second to last long-term bitch got my house, my retirement funds, my appliances, my DOG. MY FUCKING DOG.
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I rent, have no money, and a retarded cat called Hammertime. I think I'll be OK.
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I could get along with you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well humor is like beauty...eye of the beholder and all, for all people and all cultures, but the first 10 years of SNL were pretty awesome...to us Yanks anyway.
Especially the original cast.
But you're quite aware of how goddamn stupid we all are so...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:14:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:13:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Father Guido Sarucci. He was a character on Saturday Night Live.
Back when...you know...it didn't suck.
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I can honestly say that I never knew such a time existed.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Father Guido Sarucci. He was a character on Saturday Night Live.
Back when...you know...it didn't suck.
Yeah. I'm that fucking old.
:-(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news: I haven't had a smoke in over a week and I am probably going to be the next person in America who went on a shooting spree that you'll hear about over there....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:12:04 EST (#)
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Guido I get, Sarducci, you've lost me on.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:11:37 EST (#)
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I once had a pair of Angelfish called "Guido" and "Sarducci."
Not sure if that'll translate across the pond...
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Hurty, you really make me feel like an idiot.
=)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:07:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hammertime?
Jesus. Better than mine I guess. His name is Sylvester. Because...you know...he's black and white. Get it? Huh? Do ya? Huh? Pretty clever, huh?
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He was part of a pair. The other was called 'Stop'. He was crushed crossing the road, daft wee cunt.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hammertime?
Jesus. Better than mine I guess. His name is Sylvester. Because...you know...he's black and white. Get it? Huh? Do ya? Huh? Pretty clever, huh?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:06:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:05:53 GMT (#)
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I dun get it.
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Then you are stupider than I thought.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:06:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 02:03:13 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, don't let her get your stuff.
My second to last long-term bitch got my house, my retirement funds, my appliances, my DOG. MY FUCKING DOG.
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I rent, have no money, and a retarded cat called Hammertime. I think I'll be OK.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dun get it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, don't let her get your stuff.
My second to last long-term bitch got my house, my retirement funds, my appliances, my DOG. MY FUCKING DOG.
I'm still recovering.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 21:00:44 EST (#)
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It's really funny in a way. My father's side of the family is all English. My mom's is 100% Irish. And those assholes fought each other every single step of the way through their 11 year marriage.
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History can be a bitch.
I'm going out with an English girl, very English in fact. We haven't had a major battle yet, but one will be on the cards and I will end up with her owning all my stuff and not thanking me for it. Such is my cross to bear.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*alcoholism
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:59:15 EST (#)
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It is. Thus the alcholism, the divorces...etc...
I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTIOOOONALL PAAAAAAIIIIIN!
It's really funny in a way. My father's side of the family is all English. My mom's is 100% Irish. And those assholes fought each other every single step of the way through their 11 year marriage.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:56:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:53:47 GMT (#)
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GODDAMNIT this is the second time I had a gif in my pocket to post at some point that was posted by someone else in the meantime. And it's NOT EVEN FRIDAY.
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You should keep them safer.
Director, surely having English and Irish blood means you are constantly at odds with yourself and trying to do yourself harm? Must be tough.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. Sorry man.
You know what's funny? I actually recognize some of those shots from 90's porn I used to watch back in the early days of the intrawebs.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMNIT this is the second time I had a gif in my pocket to post at some point that was posted by someone else in the meantime. And it's NOT EVEN FRIDAY.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:53:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:34:08 EST (#)
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I hope you wept and thought of Scotland.
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No way man. My ancestors came from Ireland and England. I howled and thought of conquering Scotland, raping an Irish girl, and beheading a member of the royal family.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:46:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:42:42 GMT (#)
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I seen that afore.
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No.... REALLY? And there I thought it was a true original! I'm shattered, really I am.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:42:42 EST (#)
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I seen that afore.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:34:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 01:33:00 GMT (#)
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I ejaculated.
Thank you Hurty.
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I hope you wept and thought of Scotland.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:33:00 EST (#)
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I ejaculated.
Thank you Hurty.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-02-25 20:32:29 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:59:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:55:12 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:54:20 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:51:53 GMT (#)
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For anyone who's ever seen 'Property Ladder':
Does the girl in the second one not look a lot like Sarah Beeney?
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Sarah Beeney has awesome boobies. And a sexy voice.
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I would fuck her in an under-developed detached house in a rising neighbourhood. No doubt.
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She is always pregnant too. Bonus.
SHIT! I AM SARAH BEENEY! The boobs, the figure, the bossy, know it all whore attitude...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:56:51 EST (#)
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FAKE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:55:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:54:20 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:51:53 GMT (#)
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For anyone who's ever seen 'Property Ladder':
Does the girl in the second one not look a lot like Sarah Beeney?
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Sarah Beeney has awesome boobies. And a sexy voice.
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I would fuck her in an under-developed detached house in a rising neighbourhood. No doubt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 00:51:53 GMT (#)
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For anyone who's ever seen 'Property Ladder':
Does the girl in the second one not look a lot like Sarah Beeney?
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Sarah Beeney has awesome boobies. And a sexy voice.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:52:08 EST (#)
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posted on ubersite before, but not in a gif so +2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:51:53 EST (#)
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For anyone who's ever seen 'Property Ladder':
Does the girl in the second one not look a lot like Sarah Beeney?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:49:30 EST (#)
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No one that young should sing FUNKY TOWN!!!!
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:48:04 EST (#)
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This should be your Ubertines entry. Geek.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:45:32 EST (#)
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Not my alter below.
Submitted by F_N_S (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:45:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:43:53 EST (#)
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<3
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:40:46 EST (#)
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i'm slow. It took me a second to figure this out.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:32:49 EST (#)
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