He Touched My Penis A Little (1054 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.64 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bub$ (View user info) at 2008-02-26 12:18:47 EST
Just gently teasing the underside of my soft little wiener.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba's quite the looker.
his best shag ever was prob that homeless cunt.
i'm torn.
on one hand this is very out of order.
on the other hand this is fucking ace.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A) You really know very little about me....
B) Although I may post about what's up in life, as many do, that does not explain why you would mention my ex's middle name or "moses," who is in fact my former father in law but was never mentioned here.
C) BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE
D) I'm not gonna sit here and trade insults with you, because I'm better than that. And you.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-03-03 04:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stalking? you wish you fuckin whorebag loser.
you blatantly bullshit about your past and current circumstances, and i wonder what motivates/motivated you to do so?
somebody's going to call you out one of these days. and thats when the bullshit's really gonna hit the fan.
your mother must be extremely proud of the trashy, freeloading, pathological lying, gutter rat that she's raised.
now get back to flossing with one of your "boyfriend's" orange pubes. your breath still stinks like bullshit.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-03-02 14:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No seriously dude, what's up with the stalking? I genuinely want to know what inspired you to try and track down personal info about my real life... you know what I'm talking about... I mean sure, most of the time you're wrong, but you hit a few times and I'm really interested in your motivation.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-27 02:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
INTERNET WHORES IN PAHRUMP, ETC,ETC
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't mention it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
even his signature is retarded
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:47:09 EST (#)
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Thanks Jeannee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:45:04 EST (#)
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There's nothing to get. It's a bandwagon post with a scan of Bubba1234567's state ID card. TA-DA.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well fuck off then you dumb cunt
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still don't get it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is bubba? It looks like dog the bounty hunter.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:33:11 EST (#)
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its bubba2341pedotastic
looks like a paedo too
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:29:08 EST (#)
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What is this?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba's quite the looker.
his best shag ever was prob that homeless cunt.
i'm torn.
on one hand this is very out of order.
on the other hand this is fucking ace.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DUDE
I JUST NOTICED YOU POSTED HIS ADDRESS?
not cool at all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:12:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:24:32 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used the google and found no such person therfore he does not exist.
check linked in
LOL
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:32:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol...this is the hilarious Bubba22132414123224 for those of you not l33t enough to know.
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This is actually Bubba? I always assumed he was just some sad 10-year-old who wanted attention.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make sure you look at the Clarke County sex offenders. It's enough to make you want to lock every child you know inside the house forever.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just sad. Like how I found out about the guy I work with being a pedo on accident. I was looking at Georgia sex offenders, listed by city, in my neighborhood.
There was his picture, in all it's pedo.....sickness. I vomited a little in my mouth, and then rinsed my mouth out with sulpher, while bleaching my eyes and pouring sulphuric acid into my ear hole.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol...this is the hilarious Bubba22132414123224 for those of you not l33t enough to know.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Voter?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used the google and found no such person therfore he does not exist.
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TROUF
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used the google and found no such person therfore he does not exist.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
splendid
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lightning strikes twice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not much of an improvement at all.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bandwagon YES!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get what's so funny...?
Also, please please please let this not become a bandwagon...
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHA thats fucking awesome.