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Ode To An Apathetic Asshole (i.e. SoxSexSax) (568 hits)

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Rating: -0.12 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2008-02-26 12:33:32 EST


Ode To An Apathetic Asshole (i.e. SoxSexSax)

People want to save the world, they think they have a cure,
To fix the ills that plague us all, but I am not so sure.
I believe we're better off just leaving things to chance,
Because I'm apathetic right, I have to take that stance.

Some confuse my apathy with laziness or worse,
They say the word as if it is an awful, terrible curse.
But truth be told I'm rather pleased that I don't give a shit,
About global warming, Africa or Cuban dictatorships.

Why the fuck should I help out the needy of the planet?
Most of it is self-inflicted; yes, my heart is granite.
Teenage mums and filthy bums, I hate them with a passion,
I'm longing for the day when PC goes out of fashion.

I earn more cash that I can spend but never give it away,
I do five hours work a week! I fully deserve my pay!
Beg from me and I shall beat you with my beating stick,
You stink, you bum, you're ugly and you make me feel quite sick.

Aww, poor you, is it really cold in your dirty cardboard box?
It takes more than puppy-eyes to get a dime from Sox.
You've just caught AIDS? Oh boo-hoo-hoo, I'm really fucking sad,
Shouldn't be a dirty fag then, now it's just too bad.

In closing (as I can't be assed to say much more to you),
SORT YOUR FUCKING OWN LIFE OUT! Don't dare to ask me to.
As I don't care, and guess what bitch, neither does any other,
Now get the hell away from me and go and fuck your mother.

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User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-27 01:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AUTO OLDBIE +2

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-26 23:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boooooooo

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry man just no good

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Compared to the usual self-indulgent pooetry that gets posted on here, this isn't half bad.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

STICK IT IN, PULL IT OUT!
SUCKING, SUCKING ALL ABOUT!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Why would you write yourself an awful poem?

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Why WOULDN'T you? This is a fantastic idea.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess he's got no friends to write awful poetry for him.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Why would you write yourself an awful poem?


Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer