Australia's contribution to the world: CRAP. (775 hits)
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Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2008-02-26 13:57:47 EST
Thank you for this, Australia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCxBsuOmBU
That along with other "wonderful" music acts like Men at Work and INXS is what Australia contributes to music. Australia has brought hell on earth to many people and then have the fucking nerve to say "G'day" to our faces?
An island of outcasts and prisoners is what Australia was and will always be. When one escapes, they put the world through the wringer.
I curse with every bone in my body all that which is from the land of "down under" and have but a couple humble requests from these evil bastards: Please, fucking stay down there.
And PLEASE take this clown back and don't ever let him outside your borders ever again:
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:05:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-02-27 06:46:14 EST (#)
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You could be fat, nerdy...
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n00b
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-02-27 06:46:14 EST (#)
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You're just jealous because when one of us Aussies walks down a street in socal, all we have to do is talk loudly and we get a following of women.
It's just too easy.
You could be fat, nerdy and still get laid as long as you have our accent.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:39:55 EST (#)
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Australia gave us Circe, for which we are all eternally gratefull.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:31:06 EST (#)
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Nope and G'day.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:25:38 EST (#)
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i'll cop that
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-27 01:42:04 EST (#)
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BT, DT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64504
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-02-26 23:24:54 EST (#)
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sadly, crowded house is not an aussie band - theyre kiwis. we do try our best to thieve them, god bless us, but to no avail.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-26 21:13:21 EST (#)
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Have a one for prompting me to think about Greta Scacchi's boobs.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-26 21:12:43 EST (#)
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You know, I was going to leave some stupid but self-humorous message about how delightful Greta Scacchi's boobs were, and probably still are, but I checked her birth place before doing so and discovered she was born in Italy. Figures.
Well, they do have Nick Cave. Well, they had him, but he lives in England now, I think.
They've had one of my brothers for nearly the last 30 years. He must like it there, but he has these criticisms: 1)...
Okay no real criticisms, but he says that most Australians prefer wine to beer, which is gay.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:06:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:31:35 CST (#)
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Well, they gave us The Saints and their first record is still in my top 50 all time albums.
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Just below Milli Vanilli's Girl You Know It's True, eh?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-02-26 20:06:18 EST (#)
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there is some true aussie talent on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXijpsN4Y0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:31:35 EST (#)
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Well, they gave us The Saints and their first record is still in my top 50 all time albums.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:06:50 EST (#)
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Surely The Avalanches and Nick Cave should count in their favour?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:06:30 EST (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZebNc5ncr1w
Submitted by F_N_S (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:05:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:56:51 EST (#)
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I always judge entire nations and their history on one or two individuals...particularly music acts and actors/actresses.
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enough said
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:03:50 EST (#)
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Yeah, I was criticizing the Australian government via proxy. I should have just said what I meant "Kevin Rudd sucks!" right?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:35:55 EST (#)
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How dare you. Crocodile Dundee was one of my earlier childhood crushes.
That probably says a lot more about me than it does about him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-26 17:05:41 EST (#)
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i'm not insulted, i can't even see the video at work.
it's just a preemptive stfu for you, an high school dropout who thinks he,s political analyst.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:56:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:26:38 CST (#)
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who cares what australia, or any other country, contributed.
it's been fighting with other countries for the top position for quality of life.
we can't say the same about our respective shitholes lately, can we?
p.s. stfu
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I know you were insulted by this serious critique of the nation of Australia. Too fuckin' bad.
I always judge entire nations and their history on one or two individuals...particularly music acts and actors/actresses.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:38:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:26:38 EST (#)
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who cares what australia, or any other country, contributed.
it's been fighting with other countries for the top position for quality of life.
we can't say the same about our respective shitholes lately, can we?
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That's true, Caul. The reason for that is that we let too many dark-skinned people into our countries, while Australia mainly lets hard-working, intelligent slant eyes in.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:26:38 EST (#)
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who cares what australia, or any other country, contributed.
it's been fighting with other countries for the top position for quality of life.
we can't say the same about our respective shitholes lately, can we?
p.s. stfu
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:02:48 EST (#)
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They also gave us Air Supply.
So yeah.
Fuck them.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:43:26 EST (#)
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http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=F9lXHkVPlzc&feature=related
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:30:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:02:43 EST (#)
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The founding members of AC/DC are from Glasgow.
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This is true. The Young brothers were Scots.
I have no problem with Australia though. I like those fuckers. The only real issues I had/have with them are:
1) Vegemite. That shit is just rank
2) Stinky assholes. My ex-Australian fiance had a stanky asshole. She was super fucking hot though so I put up with it.
I was young. Give me a break.
P.S. I liked Men At Work too, goddamnit.
And they gave us "The Little River Band."
And Midnight Oil.
And Crowded House.
And The Models.
And Hoodoo Gurus.
And Mental as Anything.
And The Go Betweens.
And Savage Garden.
And The Wiggles.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:02:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:54:48 GMT (#)
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Much can be forgiven for AC/DC and Midnight Oil, Mad Max, and the digeridoo.
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The founding members of AC/DC are from Glasgow.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:54:48 EST (#)
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Much can be forgiven for AC/DC and Midnight Oil, Mad Max, and the digeridoo.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:46:20 EST (#)
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Dude, I like that guy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:46:07 EST (#)
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Hey now! I liked Men At Work. I even saw them in concert WAY BACK in 1983.
Oh Jesus. 1983!
Wow.
weeeeeeps?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:39:30 EST (#)
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and, they gave us AC/DC
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:29:52 EST (#)
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lol
men at work suck
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:15:14 EST (#)
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Then, they also gave us Danger_Ranger, so..
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:15:06 EST (#)
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And hot accents from women who don't really age well once they hit their mid-30s.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:14:30 EST (#)
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And Stagger Lee. A most famous Lee, you know.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:13:43 EST (#)
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But they gave us Circe.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:08:20 EST (#)
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She has a shovel face.
Australia will remain safe from the neuclear holocaust, because nobody will remember that it exists when it's time to FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:58:50 EST (#)
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