And they said it couldnt be done.... (482 hits)
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Submitted by Jimi Love Jr. (View user info) at 2008-02-26 14:42:29 EST
When i was a younger lad i was very into a little thing called marijuana.
This is a story about just another day... the time frame was 10th grade..
So i had a friend named Sean who lived around me who's parents were gone one afternoon. We made the best of his situation by having a couple of friends over, including both girls who we currently had a crush on. Since we were both known for being total stoners, it was a given that this would be our main event for the day.
We all sat around in a "magic circle" for a while... lightening our moods with fragrances of hemp, alcohol, and little debbies however i cant remember which ones. Anyways, after a while of enlightenment, we got into a very heated debate...
The discussion was on whether or not it was possible to make someone choke someone out and not hurt them...
We had agreed that the best way to acomplish this would be to hold someone up against the wall and put pressure on their neck.. so we could hold them up, however, we were skeptic on the mechanics of it all. On one side we thought that youd kinda pass out.. and wake up in about 15 seconds(apparently one of my GENIOUS friends had tried this before), And on the other side there were majority of people there claiming it would crush your trachea.
After about an hour of debate, we finally decided we needed to expiriment. It was kind of a "give it to mikey" scenario like those old cereal commercials because everyone basically voted me to attempt this feat.
We went into the house into a long hallway with steps at the end. The walls were covered with thick white and green stripes that seemed to mess with your head if you looked at them a certain way. My friend Sean whose house this was decided hed be the one to make me go out since he felt he was the least fucked up....and Sean was literally 85 lbs at the time.
After the crowd circled around me Sean started putting pressure on my neck... the guy who tried it before said it only worked if i crossed my arms too so i did that also.(that guys a fucking idiot) I slowly but surely started to pass out and after about a minute i finally was out.
As I left conciousness, my body started to get weak. I dropped liek a ton of bricks onto Sean. Sean, with all his might, pushed me off of him. i literally fell directly downwards in such a way that my legs buckled underneith me and continue to bend until my legs started to fold upwards... like the opposite of Mcdonalds arches. Apparently it was so serious that while i was unconsious i started to cringe and make face that i was in distress.. along with a sound my friends described as a whimpering puppy. When i finally came to about half the people were still in the room laughing their asses off and the other half couldnt stay in the room it was so funny. the only words i could get out were: "guys.. what.. the hell...??"
And they said it couldn't be done...
a special note to comments: lets avoid the obvious.. we all know i was a dumb kid.. lets comment on the situation.. not my uncanny ability back then to suck at life ;-)
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Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:46:58 EST (#)
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Goodbye !!!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-26 19:42:03 EST (#)
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... And why did you tell us this?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:17:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:47:54 EST (#)
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Also: No, I'm not after your real-life info. You can change all the personal information on it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:46:27 EST (#)
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Sorry, pally-wal, you're not making typos. It's clearly evident that you're simply not very good at English. There's a difference, and you need to understand what it is before you have to impress potential employers.
Idea! Tell you what: Resumes should be well-written and proofread. Post your resume. If you don't have one, write one. Do your best. I'll guarantee I'll +2 the post and you don't even have to retal +2 me. I'll review it like I would any resume I got from a potential employee or colleague, and I'll put my comments in the review with my +2. Deal? Probably not, eh?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:19:21 EST (#)
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Also: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115195#2659571
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:18:59 EST (#)
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And they said it couldn't be done...
I assume you meant write a quality post?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:17:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:16:08 EST (#)
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When i was a younger lad i was very into a little thing called marijuana.
This is a story about just another day... the time frame was 10th grade..
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This says it all. I stopped reading. Are you serious?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:13:21 EST (#)
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Anagrams for Jimi Love: Jive Limo, Vile Mijo
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:46:18 EST (#)
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Fucking shit. you sucked then? you suck now!