And THEY said it couldnt be done..... (396 hits)
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Submitted by Jimi Love Jr. (View user info) at 2008-02-26 14:48:28 EST
When i was a younger lad i was very into a little thing called marijuana.
This is a story about just another day... the time frame was 10th grade..
So i had a friend named Sean who lived around me who's parents were gone one afternoon. We made the best of his situation by having a couple of friends over, including both girls who we currently had a crush on. Since we were both known for being total stoners, it was a given that this would be our main event for the day.
We all sat around in a "magic circle" for a while... lightening our moods with fragrances of hemp, alcohol, and little debbies however i cant remember which ones. Anyways, after a while of enlightenment, we got into a very heated debate...
The discussion was on whether or not it was possible to make someone choke someone out and not hurt them...
We had agreed that the best way to acomplish this would be to hold someone up against the wall and put pressure on their neck.. so we could hold them up, however, we were skeptic on the mechanics of it all. On one side we thought that youd kinda pass out.. and wake up in about 15 seconds(apparently one of my GENIOUS friends had tried this before), And on the other side there were majority of people there claiming it would crush your trachea.
After about an hour of debate, we finally decided we needed to expiriment. It was kind of a "give it to mikey" scenario like those old cereal commercials because everyone basically voted me to attempt this feat.
We went into the house into a long hallway with steps at the end. The walls were covered with thick white and green stripes that seemed to mess with your head if you looked at them a certain way. My friend Sean whose house this was decided hed be the one to make me go out since he felt he was the least fucked up....and Sean was literally 85 lbs at the time.
After the crowd circled around me Sean started putting pressure on my neck... the guy who tried it before said it only worked if i crossed my arms too so i did that also.(that guys a fucking idiot) I slowly but surely started to pass out and after about a minute i finally was out.
As I left conciousness, my body started to get weak. I dropped liek a ton of bricks onto Sean. Sean, with all his might, pushed me off of him. i literally fell directly downwards in such a way that my legs buckled underneith me and continue to bend until my legs started to fold upwards... like the opposite of Mcdonalds arches. Apparently it was so serious that while i was unconsious i started to cringe and make face that i was in distress.. along with a sound my friends described as a whimpering puppy. When i finally came to about half the people were still in the room laughing their asses off and the other half couldnt stay in the room it was so funny. the only words i could get out were: "guys.. what.. the hell...??"
And they said it couldn't be done...
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you share something with LARP
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-27 03:08:43 EST (#)
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we used to call them california headrushes... really popular for 10 year olds
basically someone hyperventalates then takes a deep breath and holds it in while they apply pressure to the "pulse points" in the neck
its possible to knock yourself out this way...
when you come to about 3 seconds later you fee like alot of time has passed and have almost a "stoned" sensation although breif
we thought it was amusing till one of my friends kibbied on the ground for about 30 seconds
im pretty sure it can easily be fatal
its a wonder that we survived to be teenagers
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:30:35 EST (#)
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i wish you hadn't done this
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:14:46 EST (#)
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This loser is NOT a quitter!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:10:16 EST (#)
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My cousin and I did that all the time when we were young, probably 10-11 or so. He hit his head on the corners of tables and televisions so many times he's now brain-damaged.
I might be too, how but I would know?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:05:25 EST (#)
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*words
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:04:36 EST (#)
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You're a few days early.
http://www.arcfc.org/mramonth04.html
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:04:35 EST (#)
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Here's the retal he left me:
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Submitted by jimilovw (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:53:36 EST (#)
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Hey lets make comments about typos.. not the content.
Try this: put your head in the toilet and breath in..
You owe the world a favor
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It's "breathe", idiot. As to the content, your post is insipid, boring, uninspired, and completely unentertaining. Check http://www.dictionary.com for any of those wortds you don't understand.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:01:01 EST (#)
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a steaming pile of hunka-hunka burning love is stuck on your chin
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:00:23 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:00:15 EST (#)
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thats more like middle school not highschool
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:59:30 EST (#)
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hahaha I smelled the retaliatory -2 coming a mile away.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:58:49 EST (#)
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We smoked weed and did dumb stuff when I was young, too.
Better stuff than this.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:51:03 EST (#)
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You spelled "genius" wrong. Says it all, really.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:49:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-26 14:46:18 EST (#)
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Fucking shit. you sucked then? you suck now!