Add Jews to the list of people that don't like me much !! (608 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.61 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_Is_Back (View user info) at 2008-02-27 00:19:16 EST
A little bit about me ,
My name is Antoin.
I'm from the land down under.
I'm a smart ass 90% of the time.
I don't mind people giving me a hard time as long as they can take it when i give it back.
I have a pet cat.
His name is Splat.
I'm pretty laid back.
I'm very easy going.
I Don't like it when people bitch and moan about shit that has happened years and years ago.
Which brings me to my story.
I was sitting in a cafe at Bondi beach, enjoying a nice brunch with my girlfriend. The weather was gorgeous, the food phenomenal and the surf looked sensational. I was mid conversation when three Jewish men sat down behind me, talking rather loudly.
Now for the record i am not a racist person, i don't care if you believe in Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha, Vishnu or Satan. Your religious beliefs are totally at your own discretion. Anyways these three jewish guys sit down behind me and continue with their discussion on the Holocaust and how they have been hard done by and yarda yarda yarda.
It's all good and well to talk about whatever you want, but the fact that they were doing it so loudly, like they wanted people to know of their plight etc really got to me. My girlfriend and i were trying to enjoy our brunch but we couldn't due to the incessant bitching and moaning of these fucking inconsiderate annoying tools.
After about 15 minutes of their bitching and moaning i thought to myself, enough is enough. I turned around and said "excuse me fellas, i couldn't help but overhear your discussion on the Holocaust." one of them replied "It was a terrible terrible injustice and we have suffered as a people ever since". My girlfriend looked at me and i shot her a little wink. She put her face in her hands cause she knew what was coming. I looked back at the three Jewish guys and nodded. "My Great Grandfather actually died in the Holocaust" i said with a stern look on my face. "That's terrible" one of them exclaimed. I replied "Yes it was terrible, What a way to go, i mean how many people do you know that have fallen off their guard tower ??"
A couple of people that had heard what i said gave a little chuckle, the three Jews looked at each other in shock, muttered something in Hebrew, grabbed their shit and stormed off. Needless to say, Brunch was awesome after that, and well yea i don't think Jewish people like me too much anymore.
That is all !!
Peace out...
Oh yea, here is a picture of Splat and i :)
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-02-28 08:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 kitten
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Surf did look good that day... Doesn't mean i was gonna surf it you tool....
And I fell asleep with my arm under my head... If i was Flexing you would know about it ! hehe
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:04:51 EST (#)
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Ltap is an alter???
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this guy look like Method?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:28:20 EST (#)
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Do you often sleep tensing your arm muscles in that pose? I prefered it when you were dress as Mario.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you know what they say about a guy with cats?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would also be using the 'six things' key, but that was intentional so I could drop another deuce.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Five things.
1. You don't really look like a person that, you know - actually likes girls.
2. You sound pretty hardcore. All over the country surfers are thinking man I just gotta surf Bondi tomorrow instead of the 200 better breaks. I bet you were *stoked* when you were itching to get out there instead of making small talk with your 'girl'friend and having amazingly zany crazy talk with jews. woo let's surf bondi.
3. 'Peace out'. It's code for fucking idiot.
4. Please stop being an Australian. Like the Brits here the Australian contingent are fairly decent people, you are fucking with the dynamic.
5. Please stop posting.
6. If there was a -6000 button on my keyboard, I would be using it.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-27 03:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who else is on the list?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-27 02:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-27 01:16:09 EST (#)
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AUSTRALIANS ARE DOUCHEBAGS
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-27 00:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
STFU, vegemite breath.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 00:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Very old joke, done very poorly.
No class, and no delivery. You didn't even convey a sense of timing.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-27 00:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll wait