?First day of sobriety (camwhore?)? (1033 hits)
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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-27 04:09:40 EST
fuck it
fuck you
fuck the booze
fuck the greens
fuck the ciggys
just dont fuck the last three things
science experiment
one week of sobriety
why
because i need a job and the only way ta stay sober is not to do anything
i have little selfcontrol so as not ta fuck up i just remove myself from the situation
might as well take advantage
could file my taxes
read a book maybe
relearn math for my GED
but most of my time will be devoted to not killing people
like right now
but seriously
i could really use a drink or a smoke or just about anything right now
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-29 18:59:15 EST (#)
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the flowers are dead again
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 16:26:30 EST (#)
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hah.
Chase you around? I think you have been spending too much e-time with Simon.
Besides, I'll always make time for you!
ps - alters are stupid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-29 16:19:11 EST (#)
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rob, haven't you got enough to do with your thousand alters other than chase me around?
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 16:07:30 EST (#)
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LOOK
a ho - mo.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-29 15:54:46 EST (#)
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Nothin' to say, just keeping post momentum
*mo-ment, mo--------ment*
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-29 15:23:12 EST (#)
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assholy
there aint a damn thing wrong with swill
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-29 14:28:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:05:39 EST (#)
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but hey thats what i get for being young eh?
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'Socialist'?
'Eh'?
How can this guy NOT be Canadian?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:00:33 EST (#)
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from the looks of you...you don't have much
of a future.
no need to give up the booze.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-28 06:56:38 EST (#)
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yeah, because its so hard not to drink ghetto swill out of 40-ounce bottles. somehow, i find a way. it goes like this:
step 1 - ghetto swill placed in front of me
step 2 - profanity laced diatribe against previous handler of ghetto swill
step 3 - ghetto swill knocked aside via sweeping backhanded strike by me.
step 4 - consider how much better the broken glass would taste than that shit soaking into the new carpet.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-28 04:14:31 EST (#)
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GED? you're toast and don't even know it yet, but that's OK
cause you'll be warehoused and out of everyone's way soon enough
ps: practice your yard-walk
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:32:52 EST (#)
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Joe- This Uber thing isn't really working for you.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:43:11 EST (#)
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all i can say is titties
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:49:00 EST (#)
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Exactly what I picture every person on this site to look like.
P.s. that was a shitty post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:04:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:46:43 EST (#)
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tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "no, no, no"
Also.....PEOPLE FROM DEH INTREWBB THAT SHOW HOW KEWL THEY IZ CUZ THEY DRINK'N'SMOKE R REELY AWSUM CUZ I DONT KNO WUT ADICSHUN IZ SO I CANT SAY NUTHIN SO IM NOT KEWL OMGROTFLMMFAO ::splooge::
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Ashlee?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-27 19:06:05 EST (#)
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you look exactly like i thought you would...pussy.
if sobriety doesn't work, try a bullet. works every time.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:38:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:46:43 EST (#)
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tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "no, no, no"
Also.....PEOPLE FROM DEH INTREWBB THAT SHOW HOW KEWL THEY IZ CUZ THEY DRINK'N'SMOKE R REELY AWSUM CUZ I DONT KNO WUT ADICSHUN IZ SO I CANT SAY NUTHIN SO IM NOT KEWL OMGROTFLMMFAO ::splooge::
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is it wrong ta enjoy beer
plus this is one of 2 pics i have of meself
this one is the morew legal
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:28:10 EST (#)
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lol GED
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:17:56 EST (#)
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gangsta
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:16:34 EST (#)
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sobriety sucks.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:46:43 EST (#)
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tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "no, no, no"
Also.....PEOPLE FROM DEH INTREWBB THAT SHOW HOW KEWL THEY IZ CUZ THEY DRINK'N'SMOKE R REELY AWSUM CUZ I DONT KNO WUT ADICSHUN IZ SO I CANT SAY NUTHIN SO IM NOT KEWL OMGROTFLMMFAO ::splooge::
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:05:20 EST (#)
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You look like a douchebag. Also, for about a minute I was uncertain whether you were a girl or a guy, so I just settled on a generic Thing.
Oh, and btw, you suck.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:49:29 EST (#)
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yep
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:14:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 03:23:02 CST (#)
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It's a hairy high school dropout, yay!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:55:46 EST (#)
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no im not an alter
people like to say i am all the time
dont know why
unless i get banned this is the only name i have and will ever have
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:54:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:51:29 EST (#)
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Get a fucking haircut
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summer time negro
man its cold why would i make myself any colder
plus i can still get laid so i dont mind long hair
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:53:22 EST (#)
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You are an alter?????? :(
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:52:24 EST (#)
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for reference
dockers shirt
black levis/ could be blue who knows?
burma run bomber
michicon hat
black vans but ya cant see em
colt 45 handheld booze dispencer
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:51:29 EST (#)
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Get a fucking haircut
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:48:54 EST (#)
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Hip-Hop! I now officially love this guy. My new favorite moron/Methodalter. Can you post something about a time you popped a cap in some guy's ass for "lookin' atcha ho?"
Word.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:38:34 EST (#)
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You're not how I pictured you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:38:04 EST (#)
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Oh, you're a real winner, aren't you?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:19:09 EST (#)
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i sure as hell hope there isnt or hopefully never will be another like me
the idea scares me
it should scare you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:08:17 EST (#)
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you are so fucking hardcore I wish my kid grows up to be liek you
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:02:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:22:55 EST (#)
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here's hoping you give up your wood veneer timber mishmash fetish as well. Jesus is that woodgrain contact on your power outlet? Even Mike Brady would think alice had slipped him a shroom. and he was an architect.
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plus man your diss'n homegirls crib
not even my house
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:50:33 EST (#)
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Hehe @ DR.
And if you don't like sobriety, don't have kids.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:46:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:38:27 EST (#)
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And being a socialist won't be nearly as cool when you're forty. this should still be a self-realisation that gets preempted by your wood veener awakening. Like socialism there is an order to things, and you will see its dawning, and against its backdrop you will understand its sound wisdom, you would have relinquished timber, and have seen even with closed mind and eyes, that thusly, change sweeps across your living room and is prone to ooze like an oil slick into your ideology, reflecting against your new marble kitchen top the aspirations and social needs of a generation past, and you will wipe them away with a kitchen cloth, and pour yourself another latte, unless you are a man and pour yourself a short black. lo.
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what the fuck is a latte?
rehtorical question
figured i'd point it out, cause if ya talk to yourself ya might of missed that one
i thought the first one was good -2 and everything, had ta blow it with this one
cool aint got shit ta do with it son
maybe one day i'll explain why i have the ideals and morals that i adhear ta, but thats a lifetime of stories
"and against its backdrop you will understand its sound wisdom"
loved that though
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:38:27 EST (#)
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And being a socialist won't be nearly as cool when you're forty. this should still be a self-realisation that gets preempted by your wood veener awakening. Like socialism there is an order to things, and you will see its dawning, and against its backdrop you will understand its sound wisdom, you would have relinquished timber, and have seen even with closed mind and eyes, that thusly, change sweeps across your living room and is prone to ooze like an oil slick into your ideology, reflecting against your new marble kitchen top the aspirations and social needs of a generation past, and you will wipe them away with a kitchen cloth, and pour yourself another latte, unless you are a man and pour yourself a short black. lo.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:33:52 EST (#)
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just give me about 20 years (if i make it)
and i will take a pic of me all crusty and nicobearded wit the crazy commie hair
8 years is far to long ta be sober
after this week i think ima go on a bender
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:22:58 EST (#)
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20 years of ago
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That is actually more poetic.
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In some cultures, it would be widely accepted that I am old enough to be your mother.
Besides, I was expecting some crusty old commie, with wild long hair and tobacco stained beard.
Try the sobriety thing for 8 years, see how many people you want to kill then.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:22:55 EST (#)
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here's hoping you give up your wood veneer timber mishmash fetish as well. Jesus is that woodgrain contact on your power outlet? Even Mike Brady would think alice had slipped him a shroom. and he was an architect.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:09:16 EST (#)
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20 years of age
ago age
ya know e and o are so damn close on the keyboard
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 07:05:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 06:53:15 EST (#)
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You are a kid?
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yes'um
20 years of ago
b-day in sept
kids a bit harsh though
but hey thats what i get for being young eh?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 06:53:15 EST (#)
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You are a kid?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 06:50:32 EST (#)
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this picture makes me feel like we're hanging out in a weird movie that is a cross between Dazed and Confused and The River's Edge.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 06:00:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:26:48 EST (#)
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good luck bra i havent been a week sober in a long fucking time.
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nigga reppin the oldschool
this cat here is number 2000 something
i thought he was lost in the great flood of shituberism
but alas the oldheads live on
its been years my good sir
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2008-02-27 05:26:48 EST (#)
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good luck bra i havent been a week sober in a long fucking time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:37:07 EST (#)
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hoser.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:33:47 EST (#)
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pfff
drinking and hair cuts go together like meth and truck driving
it must be the most sexy hair this side of the mason dixion
just incase you cant tell
i am terminaly sober
soon i will spell everything correctly
i will have good sentance structure
and i will make good posts
jus kidd'n
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:30:05 EST (#)
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and i get my hair cut hurt
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I cut my hair when drunk. It never goes very well, strangely enough. Good luck etc.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:24:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:13:32 EST (#)
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goods luck?
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indeed i need it
and i get my hair cut hurt
in the summer time
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:23:02 EST (#)
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It's a hairy high school dropout, yay!
Out of all the sketchy characters I used to hang around with at the park, they were the best.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:21:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:19:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:15:03 EST (#)
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I was taught that if I have nothing nice to post, don't post it.
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you were taught incorrectly.
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No, I believe more should follow my ethos.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:19:57 EST (#)
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GET A HAIRCUT YOU GODDAMN COMMIE!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:19:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:15:03 EST (#)
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I was taught that if I have nothing nice to post, don't post it.
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you were taught incorrectly.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:18:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:15:03 EST (#)
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I was taught that if I have nothing nice to post, don't post it.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:13:32 EST (#)
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goods luck?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:13:03 EST (#)
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ahhhhem
noob
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:12:32 EST (#)
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i know like all of yours
right?
i mean you get +2'd through the roof right?
o wait
you dont ever write anything
well in that case
eat a dick
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:10:52 EST (#)
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Yet another stellar contribution