Pun Invitation (1505 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-02-27 08:14:43 EST
I'm probably not going to see my mum on Mother's Day. Its mainly my fault for moving so far away from her, but I would like to send her a nice card. Something quirky that reminds her of me, her first-born.
I found a nice little card I like on moonpig.com, and I want to riddle it with puns. I already have a couple in mind: 'Hope you have a great day 'loafing' around' is an early favourite.
So, post below any good ones that come to you. This is my card:
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Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:57:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:06:33 EST (#)
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lucky mum
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-28 18:50:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:44:23 PST (#)
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Saw this in your paper Mud:
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/16017217.html
Thought it was just too fucking wierd NOT to post.
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A strange story.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-28 04:54:16 EST (#)
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Here comes the pun...la la la la
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:31:10 EST (#)
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are we having pun yet?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:28:14 EST (#)
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just got me a Wii (near impossible to find round here)
auto "Me Wii" +2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-27 19:44:23 EST (#)
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Saw this in your paper Mud:
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/16017217.html
Thought it was just too fucking wierd NOT to post.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:46:43 EST (#)
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it's a shame...the concerns that scourge's wife has...
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/features/20080225_Dear_Abby__Shes_afraid_her_new_hubby_will_father_ugly_kids.html
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:44:37 EST (#)
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i'm pals with his mom
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:36:11 EST (#)
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I thought Mud and Scourge were pals or something.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:34:52 EST (#)
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I, for one, can't believe it's not butter they use
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:14:59 EST (#)
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it was butter motherfucker. not fucking mayonaise. only fags use mayo
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:04:52 EST (#)
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what happened was that Scourge and Barry come out and had some kind of gay love fest with touching and kissing and shit and we all tried as hard as we could to turn away but it was like some kind of twisted fucking accident that we couldn't look away from. now that we've all got the images of scourge bending barry over a vat of mayonaisse and man loving him while they slathered one another up we're not really sure where to go from here and we're walking around bumping into one another and asking for our money back.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:00:27 EST (#)
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the GAY-O-METER over there is already at Max Capacity with the latest influx from uber...you may not be allowed in you obviously queer mongoloid!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:59:57 EST (#)
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What the hell happened here?!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:59:54 EST (#)
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this certainly moved away from puns a long time ago.
i'm going to a party. have a good time with barry, you cheating bastard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:58:42 EST (#)
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that does it...i really am going to writers.com or whatever the fuck that site is called.
THEY WILL APPRECIATE ME.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:55:28 EST (#)
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RAPE ME....OH YEAH WELL RAPE YOU JERKOFF!!
Besides...I like Barry more...there I fuckin said it are you happy now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:53:54 EST (#)
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OMG TARD RAGE YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY KIDS
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:53:08 EST (#)
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ESPECIALLY THE BUTT
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:53:02 EST (#)
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man you know what....when all else fails...I know I can still come here and have fun with you guys.
and then later...I can have fun with your women
and even later...your ki.......nevermind
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:52:49 EST (#)
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i love you both.
in different ways of course.
barry is a likable guy who i'd like to drink beers with and chat.
i just wanna rape muddy. in lots of his different openings.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:51:42 EST (#)
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ARRGHHHH
fuck this shit.
i can't handle the abuse anymore.
i'm going to http://www.writing.com/
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:51:39 EST (#)
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I'd agree with that assesment scourge.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:50:01 EST (#)
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YOUR MOM'S GAY AND SO IS YOUR DAD
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:48:47 EST (#)
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nobody's arguing with him, barry. this guy just has to act out like this all the fucking time. he waits around for anyone to say anything so he can try to bust balls and it's fucking pathetic and gay.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:48:36 EST (#)
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haha, i just sit silent and let it go cause I don't feel like expending the energy to try to catch his drool and return it to him.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:48:13 EST (#)
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OMG LOOK HOW UPSET YOU'RE GETTING....ITS JUST A WEBSITE YOU MENSTRAL FAGGOT!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:47:00 EST (#)
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fuck you muddy, you're an ass.
i don't really have any desire to be the yin to your retarded yang today. i'm not kaos_king, so i won't whine and moan and explode to satisfy THAT strange desire of yours. and i'm not barry, so i won't just sit silent and wonder why you have this overwhelming urge to always talk shit always always.
get a fucking hobby.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:46:15 EST (#)
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you ladies arguing is always entertaining. you should seriously get a room and just be done with it. I'd guess that muddy's the catcher.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:42:10 EST (#)
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WOAH LOOK AT THE BRAIN ON THIS KID
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:39:36 EST (#)
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well, you could also say that if you didn't want to try to make the reader understand what the pictures made you think.
or if you only looked at things a half an inch deep, like muddy here.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:30:57 EST (#)
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you could say she looks used
and that the photographer was just happy to be taking pictures of a naked girl.
if you wanted to be less wordy than scourge there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:28:09 EST (#)
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i don't know crystle, there is something fascinating in the tawdry nature of the shots he used.
all the shots are grainy as hell.
absolutely nothing sexy about any of them.
the girl is still pretty fit, but you can see where she is going to start coming apart once her metabolism slows down in a few years. she is inserting household items into her cooter in a few of them, but the shot is so focussed in as to make you question if that is what you are even viewing. almost makes them look like some sort of science experiment. just bared flesh of a body that doesn't seem to have much soul in it.
it's almost as if a child were taking the shots. untrained and really unconcerned altogether with the final outcome.
an interesting post altogether.
you should go review it a few times.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:21:38 EST (#)
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ah.. good! I feel up to speed and didn't even have to gag over bad pics!
thanks
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:06:05 EST (#)
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that is the post in which simon posted a ton of nudes of his girlfriend because she cheated on him or something. he is in one of them with her. he immediately regretted it and tried to post over it, but was not allowe to do so by the uber populace.
apollo then posted the exact same post with three different accounts and got banned for it. for a while, if you googled that girls name, one of apollo's posts was the top result.
simon's claim is that the post is causing him legal troubles, apparently.
the post was uberboarded fo the hundredth time and he blamed me.
in that review i linked, he posted his username and a fake password so that people will think he has quit uber.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:01:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:58:05 EST (#)
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ok, I can't visit that post because it's NSFW, can someone just give me a cliff notes synopsis?
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vag vag boob boob ugly vag vag vag boob bite
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:58:05 EST (#)
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ok, I can't visit that post because it's NSFW, can someone just give me a cliff notes synopsis?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:56:38 EST (#)
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i wish bart would do that as well.
really because i just want to confirm that i have been mentioned up there more than anyone else at this point.
as far as sico and that post...
*shrugs*
what the fuck do i care? if it wasn't totally gay and i could bother myself to do it, i'd do to that post what uniter did to that chicago minicon post and just review it every day. simon threatened to post my personal info on this site, so anything that bag of filth gets as a consequence of his posting that is well deserved and worthy of a laugh in my book. and as to him being sued over that...it's probably not the best to believe what someone who would post something like that says anyway eh?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:46:36 EST (#)
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(Most heated!!)
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:45:19 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
How's that yeast infection?
Please send some dough.
Love,
Your Son, Crusty.
PS. Is Dad employed yet, or still loafing?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:44:39 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:43:47 EST (#)
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scourge...yeah I don't think that post continuously resurfacing was good for him in any way.
It'd be great if Bart made a post of all the Uberboard messages and who posted them.
that would be a fun day.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:42:56 EST (#)
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no, orphelia, we cannot.
i think girls are icky.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:41:53 EST (#)
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Can we make out now, scourge?
and FYI, sico has joined writing.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:41:10 EST (#)
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All of you fat slobs should shut the fuck up.
Isn't it lunch time?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:38:53 EST (#)
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bamf: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109629#2656526
it is, like everything else involving that retard, obviously bullshit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:37:20 EST (#)
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i never said a word about your weight, dear sweet pregnant orphelia.
i am very conscious of the way pregnant women view their weight gain and body image in general and try not to mention such things in a manner which will cause upset. i was merely poking fun at myself by saying that at least a pregnant woman had a bigger belly than mine.
ever so sorry to have caused any consternation.
i'm sure you are a flower.
a peach.
a glowing, soft, nurturing goddess wieghed down under nothing but her own kindness or some such shit.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:36:46 EST (#)
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sorry, I need to hear it from a more credible source than you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:35:28 EST (#)
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Yeah, you bastards drove sico away! *weeps*
Come back sico!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:32:39 EST (#)
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wait....what happened....sico left?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:30:39 EST (#)
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Pregnant women are touchy about their weight. I vomit all day, have acid reflux and soon my belly will be the size of Belgium.
I will soon struggle wath car seat belts, my shoelaces and not be able to watch my other half go down on me without the aid of a mirror. The bath tub will feel 'tight' and I won't sashay but waddle.
hehe.
I do miss sico, I feel like a lost lonely kitten without him :(
And when are you people gonna stop taking everything I say so seriously?
scourge <3 :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:24:45 EST (#)
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oh, orphelia...why oh why did you have to pick up the ever so witty fat jokes where simon left off? it's really about as fun and as based in reality as trading mom jokes. i never thought that kind of thing was your bag.
are you upset with me because simon pretended to leave? i know how you loved him so. no worries, you old thing you, he's still here and he'll be back posting shit every day in no time, i'm sure.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:18:18 EST (#)
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Life begins at 30, kid. uh.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:16:41 EST (#)
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Haha! Old people arguing gets a bit 'stale'...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:14:30 EST (#)
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I am not girthier or older than you! Sorry!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:12:31 EST (#)
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and i'm only 30, berty. hardly middle aged. muddy and orphelia are both older than me. b
oth a bit girthier as well, though at least orphelia has the excuse that she is pregnant. muddy just looks pregnant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:11:25 EST (#)
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buahahahahahahahah scourge BEFORE NutriSystem
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:08:55 EST (#)
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oh for the love of god....
i'm 6 feet tall in my bare feet
i weigh 200 lbs
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:04:00 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
see picture #3 and bask in scourge's glorious....well um....yeah
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 12:03:05 EST (#)
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I only go for men 6ft and over, I'd make an exception for scourge though.
I saw midget porn for the first time a few days ago, I could try it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:57:22 EST (#)
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WEll it's no secret that Scourge is staring middle age in the eye, but it seems improbable that he'd be capable of putting that much weight on. I guess the last picture I saw of him was in 2006 and didn't look capable of supporting more body mass.
Then again I guess it's all relative. Maybe he's only 5' tall and weighs 160lbs.
How much do you weigh and how tall are you, Scourge?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:56:42 EST (#)
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I think it was Bubba who told me, bless him.
Still, I am in love with your sense of humour. I hope it has a large wanger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:55:47 EST (#)
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Mom: I love youonly if you send me an additional 5k for my Vegas trip this weekend. Love, Shlongy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:50:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:27:15 EST (#)
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I love scourges comments so much I can almost see past the old and the fat and find him atractive.
<3 scourge.
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Scourge is many things but I was not aware that one of them was 'fat'.
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i'm not old or fat. well...not TOO old or TOO fat anyway. i mean, i could lose 10 lbs and there IS a bit of gray hair, sure, but that's beside the point. i'm absolutely lovely as i am, and would be simply irresistible if i changed in any way for the better. safest to stay as i am.
orphelia is obviously using information from a damaged source. a brain damaged source is my guess.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:46:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:39:32 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:27:15 EST (#)
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I love scourges comments so much I can almost see past the old and the fat and find him atractive.
<3 scourge.
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Scourge is many things but I was not aware that one of them was 'fat'.
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It was what I was told, Berty, though I haven't seen it for myself. I see you do not dispute old.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:44:37 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
Happy Mother's Day. Enjoy this tiny slice of life, it's the yeast I could do.
Signed,
Slobbering
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:27:15 EST (#)
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I love scourges comments so much I can almost see past the old and the fat and find him atractive.
<3 scourge.
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Scourge is many things but I was not aware that one of them was 'fat'.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:35:31 EST (#)
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Oh god I love good puns, thank you for this post.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:27:15 EST (#)
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I love scourges comments so much I can almost see past the old and the fat and find him atractive.
<3 scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:22:20 EST (#)
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dear mom,
if we lived in simpler times, the doctors would have asked daddy if he wanted you to die or me to die. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A WHILE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO BITCH ABOUT YOUR C-SECTION SCAR, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH.
also, something about bread.
love,
son
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:15:31 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
This is the one day that I'm allowed to reference the fact that I was never allowed to touch your vajay, even once, because you opted for the c-section. Thanks for that.
Love,
Son
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:14:13 EST (#)
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shit, i forgot the pun part.
oh well, no turning back now
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:13:56 EST (#)
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WELL CHANGE IT TO "MOTHER'S DAY" THEN, GOSH.
LIKE I PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING BUT MYSELF.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:13:40 EST (#)
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dear mom,
everyone hates you for not aborting me.
love,
your son
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:11:20 EST (#)
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I wanted to add a pun here to butter you up, but I figure you don't knead something like that to toast your birthday...
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Beautiful punning, but its a mother's day card, spunky.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:08:52 EST (#)
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Ok then, let's try this:
Dear Mums,
I hope you appreciate that scar on your tummy, not just because it marks the place where strangers sliced you open with knives, inserted their hands into you - INTO YOU - and pulled me out like some gore-covered cork from a living wine bottle, but because it serves as a reminder that your vagina didn't, in fact, have to be all blown out because of childbirth. I'm sure Papa appreciates it too.
I wanted to add a pun here to butter you up, but I figure you don't knead something like that to toast your birthday. I know, I know, it's the yeast I could do, but I'd rather just get a tattoo of your c-section scar to remember you always.
Love,
Me
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 11:03:23 EST (#)
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I thought I read a similar post yeasterday...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:24:23 EST (#)
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Oh crumbs...
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:10:22 EST (#)
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Hello? Where are all of the puns using "toast"?
Mom, you make me all toasty inside.
Mom, if a scientist could harness all of the love you have given me through the years he could toast bread - lightly.
Mom, why do you keep showing up in DeadToast's posts (i.e., http://www.ubersite.com/m/114562).
I mean, come on people - there must be a million of them.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 10:06:07 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
I know Mr. Warburton's my real dad. You just couldn't get enough of his seeded batch.
Whore.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:59:28 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
YOu're a slice of awesome, thanks for the in-grain-ed whole-someness.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:55:35 EST (#)
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*stares at all the gratuitous punnage*
You know in some countries they'd cut out your tounge for this.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:51:41 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron: I was delivered C-section. So it would be more like:
Remember when you had to get sliced open so that I could climb out?
That was cool. Love you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:49:09 EST (#)
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Here you go:
Dear Mummy,
Remember how blown out your vagina looked after my newborn body was pulled out from inside it?
I was going to make some silly pun for you in this letter but now I'm just way to distracted wondering what that must have looked like. Did you sniff me when I was withdrawn? Did I smell like your insides? I must have, since that's what babies must smell like.
Anyway thanks for not shitting yourself during delivery.
Love,
Me
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:49:58 EST (#)
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I'm done. You'll have to make up your own cheese on toast.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:49:54 EST (#)
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Actually, Nellypaals puns are rather funny.
I love mother's day. I wonder how many cards I'll get.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:45:33 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
Thanks for making me white, not brown.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:43:11 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
Happy Mother's Day!
Lots of loaf,
Your son
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:40:45 EST (#)
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my card will read 'Dear mum, sorry for stabbing dad but rape kinda makes you go crazy like that. See you at the co op cafe 11am tues'.
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Ah, orphelia. The 'toast' of ubersite.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:40:19 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
You should consider switching to a low-fat spread.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:33:37 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
Lets get baked.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:32:38 EST (#)
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Puns are a poor mans wit but you get +2 for moonpig. I'll be singing the jingle from the TV ad the rest of the day now.
btw, my card will read 'Dear mum, sorry for stabbing dad but rape kinda makes you go crazy like that. See you at the co op cafe 11am tues'.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:29:16 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
You should have swallowed this batch.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:27:10 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
You probably shouldn't have bred.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:22:06 EST (#)
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Dear Mum,
Thanks for 'raising' such total dipshit.
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Did you get the pun?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:19:33 EST (#)
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Ask her how her yeast infection's coming along.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:19:25 EST (#)
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Made with 100% RAPE seed...
AM I buttering you up?
I'm bored of this all ready.
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:18:49 EST (#)
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I have a good idea for a Mother's day card:
Mom:
Thank you for screwing dad.
Happy Mother's Day.
PS Dad says the child support check is in the mail.