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Rating: -0.55 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by cerpin_taxt (View user info) at 2008-02-27 14:05:53 EST


toes straddle tight rope
on the edge of all things sane
dying to be saved


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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-27 18:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off locksly

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-02-27 17:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Anagram of cerpin_taxt: Rap_Extinct. +2 for that.


Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did.
-------------
Hahahahaha.

words cannot express
what I truly think of you
wait, they can... "dumb cunt."

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

A haiku poem
has three lines with syllables
5,7, then 5

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was never good with poems, but Hi-Coo alows me to look smart with its 5-7-5 and all that.

Too bad haiku is like the AOL or Budweiser of poetry.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-27 16:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

a big dick
and a ball-gag
just for you
alone

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I wonder if this
will balance out the rating
probably not, though.



Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-27 15:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i like your mom
and it's no fad
i wanna marry her
and be your dad




i love the bouncing souls, that review alone saves you from a negative.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

beautiful big breasts
ass that was made in heaven
aw crap, did not wipe!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bosh is as bosh does.
claims of rough ursine fucking
aside. he is cool.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

touchet salesman

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

moon
foon
zoom
baboon

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

going to china
for a chance at some in out
is hilarious

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my car needs a wash
not from bill or bob or stosh
but 'lil wetback bosh

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

huge blast
water all around me
whale semen

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge likes to fuck bears
They were hesitant at first
then they brown-bagged him


Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

large ruby red lips
wrapped around my throbbing knob
thanks a lot Bozo!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

little monkey
humping goats
weasel
weasel
weasel
stoat

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

do we like you
do we like poo
should i wear a fu-manchu

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i like your mom
and it's no fad
i wanna marry her
and be your dad

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in hell you will burn
for correcting my mistake
plum sugar football

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

toes curl in socks
is that sweat or blood?
discomfort is what it is



Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haiku's can be fun
they often don't make sense, though
porkchop sandwiches

Submitted by cerpin_taxt (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and fall to unknown abyss

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

snail pattered sidewalks
slip slowly by as we watch
and fall into the unknown abyss


Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!

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