The Internet and the Ignorance of Modern Youth (663 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.33 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-02-27 19:52:10 EST
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-02-27 18:41:19 EST (#)
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every single one of those degenerate miscreants gets laid more than you
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Wait...
THEY'RE BREEDING!?!?!?!?!
EVERYONE GET TO A PANIC ROOM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THE ONLY SAFE PLACE IS IN A LIBRARY OR A POST OFFICE.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-28 18:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i know all those kids
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-28 04:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why do you bother?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-28 02:59:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:41:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The pictures speak for themselves. The captions, this post, and your 'contributions' to uber are unnecessary.
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Well, women don't have to be topless to play beach volleyball, but that's another one of my great contributions to the world.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:26:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:45:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
he's not the only one
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See, this is why you still have a lot to learn from ghola.
I'm starting to think of just giving up on you. Despite my constant prodding you to keep improving yourself in the image of ghola, you just keep failing.
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this is starting to get strangely amusing.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba balance
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-27 23:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The pictures speak for themselves. The captions, this post, and your 'contributions' to uber are unnecessary.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I love the library.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:45:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
he's not the only one
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See, this is why you still have a lot to learn from ghola.
I'm starting to think of just giving up on you. Despite my constant prodding you to keep improving yourself in the image of ghola, you just keep failing.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just got me a Wii (near impossible to find round here)
auto "Me Wii" +2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
he's not the only one
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 22:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave Jack a -2 so would someone puhLEASE explain THIS rating to me===================
It stems from the fact that you're a brainless fool.
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Says the guy who doesn't like this post.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave Jack a -2 so would someone puhLEASE explain THIS rating to me===================
It stems from the fact that you're a brainless fool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave Jack a -2 so would someone puhLEASE explain THIS rating to me.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:53:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
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Calm down, Copernicus.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:51:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:48:40 EST (#)
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Copy and paste? Steak, I thought better of you. . .
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Ohh, it's more than just copy and paste. It's also advanced photo editing skills, in tandem with post text regression.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Copy and paste? Steak, I thought better of you. . .
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gay.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-27 19:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me start this by saying I'm not perfect. Not now, not ever. In fact, I have a great many flaws and failings. In fact, I'm sort of an asshole.
Yet I hide it well. Oh yes.
Between the ages of 4 and 12 I caused thousands of dollars worth of damage to the property of various neighbors in two countries through the use of fire, water, small explosive devices and blunt objects. I stole things. I was tricky. I was a prick. In other words, I was a normal kid. I had bad haircuts and horrific taste in clothes and I took a lot of pictures in which I look (choose one or all) fat / stupid / awkward / drunk / clueless / unfuckable / smelly / retarded / hopeless to the point of having no productive future.
Yet I hide those pictures well. Oh yes.
Despite my uberpresence you (yeah you) have no idea who I am. I'm just a name and a face and a few stories and a couple of right-wing conservative rants in a few blurry pictures, and that's the way I like it. That is the way it should be.
No one meeting me in life will connect me with anything here unless I want them to. Employers, family members, friends, none have access to what I do online and how I present myself there.
These kids today, on the other hand, holy meat-beating Jesus. Just spend ten lousy minutes perusing myspace and ask yourself, if you were a prospective employer, a family member, or someone about to go on a date with someone and you stumbled across this shit, what would you do?
Don't you get it, you young numbskulls... and you shoulda-known-better older numbskulls?
THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115229