SPT – Anybody else have a thing for cross-eyed girls? (685 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-02-28 09:07:17 EST
I thought Amanda Peet was the cutest thing when I first saw her on a show called "Jack & Jill". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207889/ That was almost 10 years ago and she hasn't aged all that well so the feeling has waned since, but I remember thinking how pretty she was. That one flaw made her so much more real. There's no shortage of gorgeous girls on TV, but in my mind they don't really exist. They're like Barbie dolls. Flashy colors, plastic skin, curves where they're supposed to be. A super hot girl that's cross-eyed, though... That's like the magical middle ground. It's a flaw that makes you think of that girl like a real person and when you think of a young Amanda Peet as one of the girls that works in your office or something, it's like "Goddamn! That's the prettiest girl to ever walk through those doors!" The scale is all different. The prettiest girl in your office right now is probably nothing special in a side-by-side comparison with even the homeliest chick on the WB. It's just that right now she's being compared to overweight 40 year old women with bad posture, smoker's coughs, thick New England accents, and cat hair on their multi-colored sweaters. But being cross-eyed isn't a disgusting flaw in a woman. It's not like a unibrow or a hairy mole. It's forgivable, almost cute, yet still unignorable. It forces a girl that is so hot she can play a comic book character onto the same field as the other lowly humans, so you think of her (mistakenly) as someone you could possibly get with which makes her more desirable by a factor of like a bajillion.
Then again, I'm also the guy that wrote a post about wanting to get with a Little Person hottie.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 16:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was really little, I had a bit of a lazy eye that would turn in, and had surgery to correct it when I was 5. I also wore glasses until I was about 12. Recently, I'm convinced it's back, especially if I'm drinking or tired, but nobody believes me and even my eye doctor said she doesn't see it. I still think they're lying.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-28 15:14:05 EST (#)
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When I lived in So Cal. I applied for a job at Warner Bro's and was on set for a whole day while filming Jack & Jill. Do you know how freakin' tiny those actors are? TV makes them look much taller than they really are. It's crazy. Crazy I tell you.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-28 13:08:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-28 07:17:49 PST (#)
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BONK EYES FTW!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-28 13:01:42 EST (#)
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i totally got what you're saying. it's like a really hot chick in a shitty car.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-28 12:50:04 EST (#)
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Glasses.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-28 12:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-28 11:16:12 EST (#)
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I have a thing for girls that will actually talk to me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 12:38:34 EST (#)
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the appropriate term for what you are trying to convey is "Persian flaw"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-28 11:16:12 EST (#)
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I have a thing for girls that will actually talk to me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-28 10:17:49 EST (#)
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BONK EYES FTW!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-28 10:01:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:47:46 EST (#)
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I think a little flaw here and there is sexy.
I saw a woman on a TV show the other day, she had undergone 50+ plastic surgeries in the quest to be perfect. She was perfect, but I am not sure perfection = beauty. I mean she was hot, but there was nothing of interest about her to focus on.
Apparently, the laws of beauty and attractions are all to do with symmetry. Maybe, when faced with a tiny imperfection which 'spoils' it, such as bonkeyes, a wonky nose, a crooked smile, it is a subconscious way of keeping the human race from evolving onto plastic clones.
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I know for a fact that David Baddiel cannot maintain a relationship with a woman who has an asymetrical vagina.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-28 10:01:31 EST (#)
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I don;t think she is bonk eyed, just that her eyes are a little un-even.
that I can tolerate, whent hey look different directions it wierds me out.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:57:03 EST (#)
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i know a crosseyed girl, she always has one eye looking forward... and when she gets tired of using the one eye she will "switch" making the crossed eye the straight one... when your having a conversation its kinda nutty watching her eyes change position
camera one... camera two... camera one... camera two...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:56:39 EST (#)
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I like how defects improve your "game" by a factor of 30-45%. Makes it much easier. Not that I would know at all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:54:53 EST (#)
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Don't even get me STARTED on uneven testicles...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:47:46 EST (#)
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I think a little flaw here and there is sexy.
I saw a woman on a TV show the other day, she had undergone 50+ plastic surgeries in the quest to be perfect. She was perfect, but I am not sure perfection = beauty. I mean she was hot, but there was nothing of interest about her to focus on.
Apparently, the laws of beauty and attractions are all to do with symmetry. Maybe, when faced with a tiny imperfection which 'spoils' it, such as bonkeyes, a wonky nose, a crooked smile, it is a subconscious way of keeping the human race from evolving onto plastic clones.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:46:03 EST (#)
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Having a slight imperfection can be very appealing. Perfect, whatever that is, is damned hard to find, especially when me.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:39:31 EST (#)
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berty that was wrong
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:32:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:30:37 EST (#)
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I fully agree with you Creepy. Well, not about the bonk-eyed thing. That's just weird.
My personal favourite has always been pretty girls with terrible skin. That way you can combine the joy of sex with the joy of bubble wrap.
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AW! Come on, Berty! I was eating yogurt, man!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:30:37 EST (#)
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I fully agree with you Creepy. Well, not about the bonk-eyed thing. That's just weird.
My personal favourite has always been pretty girls with terrible skin. That way you can combine the joy of sex with the joy of bubble wrap.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:16:21 EST (#)
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Feelin' groovy,
Lookin' fine.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:15:06 EST (#)
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I have a thing for girls with speech impediments.
The nurse practitioner at my wifes OB has one....one time she was giving my wife a breast exam while I was there.....that was fucking hot.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:12:17 EST (#)
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In some strange, twisted way, I think I understand you.