The most boring website in the world (2658 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-28 19:23:01 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115264
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User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-29 20:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could throw a 16 in that vein without a tourniquet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-03-26 01:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yep, anal porn again.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-24 05:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must be seeing things because it looks like you are responding to my comments and giving me attitude, too. I mean, let's call a spade a spade.
Anyway, I wanted to pick a fight but you are not very aggressive and that bores me. I guess I have to stop procrastinating and go work out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 05:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I notice that no one on here has a sense of humour. No, I take the internet very seriously, just not you. Your attitude on here sucks, but I am sure that is no indication to how you are in real life.
And yeah, you take the internet seriously when you seek out and respond to every comment made about you. :)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-24 05:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I notice that girls on Ubersite say passive aggressive things about me and then back off when I respond. They usually use the classic comeback, "You take the Internet so much more seriously than I do, I win!"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 04:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE it how you take everything I say so seriously, netimportant.
I never said I was more appealling, in fact I believe I have said on several occassions your are physichally attractive.
'Ewwww' more for the fact that two people from Uber actually did it. I said the same when I heaard about Vegas Ubercon.
Chill, bitch.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-24 02:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewww, you did lisa??
Ew? What makes you think you're more appealing than me? I'm just curious.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, i corrupted Lisa. that's what us military types do. we take innocent virgins and turn them into raving, insatiable sluts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewww, you did lisa??
I know your type. I was married to the forces. One of you corrupted me. I have no morals. But, Hell, is it fun!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just spanked it to some anal porn
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would put a weeks wage on guessing that you are in the armed forces :)
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i was in the armed forces. how did you know? i've been out for three years. i still play with the soldiers in the sandbox. i've been to Iraq and Afghanistan and i'll be going back to Iraq in about three weeks. i'll send you naked pictures of me wearing nothing but a flack vest and a helmet when i get there.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep clicking, but it doesn't change. Maybe I should call the Tech guys...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would put a weeks wage on guessing that you are in the armed forces :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Learning to fight the gag reflex and shoot ping pong balls.
Successful on both count ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where have you been all my life?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do love anal. I also like big.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just let me do anal. my dick is big enough to kill your baby if proper caution was not taken and we wouldn't want that now, would we?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. If you don't mind me being all squirty and swollen everywhere, cool.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-16 12:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, if you're pregnant, we don't have to use a condom! you can't get MORE pregnant!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 12:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure, if pregnant women are your thing... ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm changing my plane tickets for next month to stop in London and then i'm coming to your house to give you a proper fucking.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:18:15 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really, I do know what one is. I just gave my other half a terrific blow job, followed by a rim job with a bit of a hand job followed by awesome anal sex. A womans work is never done...
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i'll say it again. i love this girl!
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:) :) :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:54:37 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-11 09:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If that was me, and you had just paid for dinner, I'd have *at least* given you a blow job while you squeezed my tits and fingered my pussy. It is only polite.
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i love this girl.
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:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 01:58:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd love to fuck you in the ass.
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I can accomndate your needs :)
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
genius
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-01 10:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What a small penis.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-29 17:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-02-29 16:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Obligatory non-NSFW warning -2, dick.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-29 15:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-29 14:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-29 11:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COCK HAMMER!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-29 11:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COCK HAMMER!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-29 08:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!!!!
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GET BACK TO WORK!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95162
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Dear lord...
Did you see those bingo wings?!?!?!?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-29 08:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-29 08:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey guys I just popped in to tell everyone I just participated in the largest gangbang in history, there were like 40,000 people involved
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You should go to family reunions more often. it is important to keep your roots close.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-29 05:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-29 05:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More immense than Gobots.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
they should have hammered a nail through the board before they set that picture up.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the vest evar
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's very similar to my ability to drive a 16 penny nail through a 2x4 with my cock. Only I do it without the hammer.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, that's what hidden101 DOES! i brighten everyone's day.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. You made me laugh for the first time today. (My beautiful and funny office mate -- a woman, damn you -- took the day off.) It must be time to get back to work. Thanks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you put your face up close to a penis???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A FUGGIN' HOMO!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You may derive some measure of pleasure, Hidden, to learn that my monitor is fucked up, and when I opened the image, I thought it was a picture of a hammer and a thumb. I had to put my face very close to the monitor to make out the image. Then it hit me.
Fucker.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey guys I just popped in to tell everyone I just participated in the largest gangbang in history, there were like 40,000 people involved
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ahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dear lord why
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh shi
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey guys I just popped in to tell everyone I just participated in the largest gangbang in history, there were like 40,000 people involved
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when i'm ready to go that hammer would shatter against the blue steel that is my cock
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and speaking of Vegas, i was watching the news and they said some 40,000 people could have been exposed to HIV and Hepatitis in Las Vegas and there was important information that you needed to know if you were in Vegas. and then they went to commercial. hahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is off to Vegas tomorrow.
That sure won't help Ubersite.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really, really doubt that the dick was actually hammered on.
Oh, and fuck you too.
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You should've seen this guy. He was a very cool guy when he was alive:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Flanagan
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of Rambo, here's a blast from the past from 5 years ago. it's me with my Rambo cutout.
http://stuff.ubersite.com/104760848867731775/1/meandsly.jpg
oh, and one more thing- I JUST FARTED AND NOTHING CAME OUT. I'M WINNING, FOOD POISONING. YOU HEAR ME?? I'M *WINNING*!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-28 21:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
YOU MAKE IT BORING
WITH YOUR WEE BEADY EYES AND "OH LOOKA MAH FANCY PORN MACHINES"
FUCK EWE, RAMBO.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 20:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, censoring that image really takes a lot away from this wonderful post. also, i believe it was done with great bias against penis. i never see images of naked women censored!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-28 20:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 20:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh snap!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-28 20:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you just got moderated, dog.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-02-28 20:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ouch
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't lie. It's funny.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to jerk off now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm bored as fuck too. i've been in bed the past two days with food poisoning and there isn't a single post on ubersite worth reading. it's a damn shame.
i think i'll soak in a hot bath too. i need something to do before Lost comes on besides lay in bed. that's getting old. it might make my bleeding asshole feel a little better too.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really, really doubt that the dick was actually hammered on.
Oh, and fuck you too.
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
turtle
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I figured as much.
God, I'm so bored. I'm going to take a bubble bath.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually.... it's ubersite. there's been like 2 posts in the past few months that have been worth clicking on. i'm really disappointed in all of you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!!!!
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GET BACK TO WORK!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95162
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me guess - perezhilton.com? No... I bet it's fuck.org.
Those are some super high class acrylics. Those had to set her back at least $9 plus tip.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!!!!
Thank god I'm not at work.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!!!!