Ubergrams: Pam Stalker (437 hits)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (View user info) at 2008-02-28 19:40:30 EST
Matt's board rose out of the of the bowl and he carved an immense grind with a the rear truck. The piece of steel he'd fitted over the aluminum slid along the concrete coping leaving plate marks and making the metal spark. Swooping out of the bowl he flipped the board toward the ground, preparing for his signature "Palm Skater", upside down riding the board with one hand. Majestic. He pulled it off like he'd done it a thousand times, but to Matt this was nothing. The bowl was far too large to be a challenge to his skills. He rolled over toward the tables and away from the bowl, so lesser skaters might use it. Matt flipped off his board sat down by his buddy Stark.
"This is the lamest park I've ever been to!"
"Yeah", said Stark, "Ample size and crowd, but no challenges. He pushed up his glasses. "You wanna keep skating or do wanna head back? It's getting dark."
"Let's cruise. I don't want to go home, though. Let's go by the We can torch up quarters and throw them at the bums down by the lake. Tramps always go for the red-hot quarter gag."
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Subcontest! How many 'skrapmetal' anagrams are in that little badly-written story?
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-29 08:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-02-29 05:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 skating story.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO! I AM WIN!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As it's late and I am going to bed now, a Winnar is Sacrilicous! Two +2s on her lowest rated (albeit still almost higher than my average) posts!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 21:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7? I think I missed stark ample
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-28 21:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hint: "...lake. Tramps..."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-28 21:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pam Stalker
plate marks
metal spark
Palm Skater
Stark, Ample
lamest park
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Thats all I got.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-28 21:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, 6 including title.
What do I win?
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5
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Errrrnt!
More.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-28 21:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, 6 including title.
What do I win?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-02-28 19:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Subcontest answer: Who gives a shit?