Dear VIP List, (858 hits)
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Submitted by GrinMan (View user info) at 2008-02-28 22:30:55 EST
Well, I decided to take a sabbatical from this website to give you people time to understand the rules of my posts. VIP ONLY, and now that that unnecessary banter is out of the way, here is the list in its entirity.
HurtByTheSun
Knowledge13
Linus
SocialistJoe
rob_berg
FALLEN
ConorJS
firefly
TheUniter
HotWillie
sicosemen
ilikesteak
christpuncher
Razor
loki
ProfessorFuckface
Bort
McBain
Electro
IndianOcean
Hidden101
locksly
TTOM
Tiger Lilly
Axolotl
8trak
RyuFu
polyamorousaj
J_Man
fingerbang
icarus1987
streetpunk
wardy
PAS
Natophelia
sublime
professormcbigballs
pen_name
bob
Tom
DeathJester
Fungah
dreamweaver
Unabonger
TheUniter
haikumikoo
LadyPlural
polyamorousaj
DrinkDDT
comicbookguy
and last but not least
bart bart himself
But any who, I was curious how you all have been, how did you manage to go on without me? For that matter what did you do to amuse yourselves in the mean time? Myself, well I haven't been up to much mostly just oversee my company you know how that goes. I hope you all have been doing well, in the mean time I have an amusing anecdote for you.
ahh memories, I remember this one morning I hopped in the shower after cutting my chin and mustache 8 times with my worthless disposable razor, felt some pain while washing my face, realized they were raised welts (cystic acne). I opened the shower curtain and looked straight down at the tile, i was so close to getting out and swinging on the tiles as hard as i could... i must have stared at them for 5 minutes. But anyway, i get out and feel a really strong urge to use the bathroom... i normally hold it for 3 or 4 days cause i hate doing #2 lol.... But this was day 5... and i HAD to go. NOW.
I sat on the toilet after i got dressed and took a half diarrhea, half solid release. The solid part was so thick and wide that i honestly felt some of the worst pains of my life during the pushing. I started pulling up my pants right as the last bit fell out, tightened my belt and flushed the toilet... See i never believed in wiping before, thought it was a waste of time and what not, ... I mean I never get anything from wiping anyway so wtf is the point... right?
holy god was i wrong... i got to school and felt solid clumps deep between my cheeks, i figured my boxers were bunched up or summat. Right as i made it to my first period door i thought i felt something wet against my boxers... when i sat down my hypothesis was correct.. i had feces on them, and could start to smell them slightly. The damned room must have been 90 degrees, heat blowing because a computer malfunctioned, my ass and back started to sweat profusely and i had to make as little movement as possible to avoid disrupting it anymore. My teacher called me up to get a test paper, I thought about telling him to just throw it away, but of course i had to be an ideot and go up to get it, i walked by one kid and he said "dude you smell like bbq or something" My face got so red and everyone started saying "holy shit, you smell bad man, did you shower???"
I ignore them and get back to my desk... i take a look back at the board and notice a black dot on the ground, kids started questioning what it was and my heart started RACING. One kid sniffed it and exclaimed "OH MY GOD, ITS POOP!!!!" at this point the class was laughing excessively, i put my head down on my desk and smelled FUMES coming out from below it, i looked down and there was SHIT smeared all over the tile floor and on the bottoms of my jeans.
I ran full speed out the door, walked home and ended up punching my dads laptop on the way in and breaking the screen, he still isn't home, its gonna be hell when he sees it. I can honestly say im dropping out of school and enlisting in the marines, im NEVER showing my face at high school again. I mean it doesnt matter anyway, my GPA is 1.2 and im a 19 year old sophmore.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
User Reviews
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-03-05 09:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
VIP List? or people who gangbanged your mother list?
I think the latter...
I was there too. it was good
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Now I am confused. I though Methods mom was the one who likes the gangbang.
AAGGGRRHHH!!! I suck at life :(
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard. Definitely.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-02-29 21:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you an alter or just retarded?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I can honestly say im dropping out of school and enlisting in the marines, im NEVER showing my face at high school again. I mean it doesnt matter anyway, my GPA is 1.2 and im a 19 year old sophmore."
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Well, that certainly explains the (lack of) quality of this post.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of poop posts due to VIP status.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-29 10:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the same feeling after reading your posts that you get from not wiping.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Linus = BeforeEmily
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Ah.
Who else thinks GrinMan is TheUniter?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-29 06:31:30 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Linus = BeforeEmily
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LIES! DIRTY LIES! Hurty, my bonk-eyed friend, how you slay me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Linus = BeforeEmily
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Without betraying my friend Linus, I'll just say that I know he's not an alter. He's not my alter, anyway. Of course I can't guarantee that he isn't someone else's alter, but I have plenty of evidence to the contrary.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Linus is not an alter, I should know.
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how do you know?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Linus is not an alter, I should know.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a moron. TheUniter is down twice... and why Linus? Linus is just an alter. Plus, bragging about how you "oversee your company" is just not cool.
You're either:
1. a very, very sad virginal 15-year-old, or
2. An alter.
My guess? GrinMan = TheUniter = rob_berg
GrinMan is rob_berg on steroids and TheUniter is just a more pretentious version of GrinMan.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:33:14 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more Hookhand
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And LittleMonster.
It's all gone to fuck.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For the picture and story.
-1 for a list that doesn't involve me, yet takes up my time to look for my name.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why is uniter up there twice ya gay?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-29 05:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a gigantic erection because I am first.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still a cock locks.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto VIP list piu due.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 02:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-29 02:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:33:14 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more Hookhand
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We're just jealous, aren't we, Hookhand?
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AND a liar.
Less is more. A SERIOUS writer type told me that just the other day, in fact. Less him = more awesome.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-29 02:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck up.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-29 02:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:33:14 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more Hookhand
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We're just jealous, aren't we, Hookhand?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-02-29 02:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more Hookhand
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 01:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God you are back.
We have been worried sick.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 01:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I decided to take a sabbatical from this website to give you people time to understand the rules of my posts.
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I understand them I just won't follow them.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damned if I hate seeing my own name.
Auto +2 me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
as a VIP member I enjoyed this post
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Dear Grinman,
I approve of this post.
Keep up the work, and get these worthless fucks out of this post.
-bob
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-29 00:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your posts are of such a disturbing nature, I dare say they're akin to a verbal trainwreck.
Sincerely,
Falafel
(Likes not throwing up in her mouth a little when she reads)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Sirs,
Your annoyance has won me over.
Cincerely,
Lostnphound
(likes to sew...er, likes to cook...damn, likes to fuck hot women!!!)
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled. I don't know why. Everything about this screams -2 but... I actually smiled.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this dude is growing on me
apollo
(likes to rape!)
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
as a VIP member I enjoyed this post
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Grinman,
As an A-List poster here at Ubersite, and a solid supporter of Grinman to boot, I can only assume that my name was either inadvertently left off the list...or perhaps I am on an even more exclusive list?
Either way, sorry about your shit episode, that sounds horrible.
Sincerely,
scourge
(likes to drink)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
as a VIP member I enjoyed this post
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-02-28 23:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
VIP List? or people who gangbanged your mother list?
I think the latter...
I was there too. it was good
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, there are some old users on your list. Streetpunk, IndianOcean, and... BORT.
i've been pissing out of my ass for the past two days from food poisoning. i know how you feel.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least the Marines will teach you to wipe your ass.
Good story.
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Dear HellRazer,
It is most honorable that a man of your pedigree would drop in to my post and rate and review. Truly I have been blessed today. It was clearly an oversite that your name isn't on the list of VIPs my most humble apologies and the list shall be revised with you in it.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not funny, douchebag.
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Dear Shlongy,
Fuck off.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not funny, douchebag.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-28 22:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least the Marines will teach you to wipe your ass.
Good story.