bart us is a dirty whore (778 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.8 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-02-29 03:27:17 EST
for real
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:26:15 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-07 03:20:01 EST (#)
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I love Jesus!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-01 14:11:11 EST (#)
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obviously you people need to stay the fuck out of my dreams...you're all harshing my mellow
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-01 14:07:44 EST (#)
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you were in my dream last night.
no, we weren't fucking.
i was at some low key, mom and pop style restaurant on a beach. grass weavings on the walls, people walking around in flip flops, shirts unbuttoned, shorts on and smelling like coconut sunscreen. mostly a happy place with not that great food but really good fruity drinks. that kind of place.
i came in and was sitting in a quiet dark back corner, surreptitiously smoking a joint, and enjoying some kind of rum drink.
you walked in, scowling and sat in the back corner near me.
this really bummed me out, because i thought i would't get to finish my joint before i went back out into the night.
then, out of nowhere, you just started bitching at your waiter, then me, then into the air in general.
i stood up and tossed you my still smouldering joint and said, 'here, you need this more than me, bitch.' and left.
i woke up with a great need to pee and a desire for a fruity rum drink shortly after that
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-01 13:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 17:26:54 EST (#)
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PS. Rob takes it in the butt
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thanks for the news flash.
i'll bet you take it in the butt too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-29 17:35:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-29 17:30:34 EST (#)
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truth
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 17:26:54 EST (#)
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PS. Rob takes it in the butt
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 17:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, this is the worst hangover I've had in years and I didn't even drink that much. I feel like someone bashed my head in with a brick. Yay!
I am not unhappy or confused, and I am only mildly lonely. Go find someone else to psychoanalyze PLZKTHXBYE (Except for you, Berty, you can say whatever you want because you have great hair.)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 16:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding lisa.
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KISS ASS
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sorry, I forgot that I was in the presence of the king.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What I don't understand is why this doesn't have a streak of solid -2s.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
crap
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-29 08:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sad face
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-29 07:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CrDrunk, flat and posting on uber alone is no way to go through life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-29 07:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem lonely and confused. Come sit on Dr. Shlongy's lap and tell me all about it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-29 05:20:15 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:57:17 EST (#)
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Everybody in the world is mental and everybody's life is terrible.
Lisa laughs at my jokes though so, you know, she is clearly in a much better situation than most people.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding lisa.
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KISS ASS
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You WORRY she is unhappy?
This chick is CERTIFIABLE.
She wastes time around here...proof positive of some mental instability.
Her random entries indicate a few very bad choices and, perhaps, some unfortunate circumstances... either way, I think she comes off as interesting - and in my world that is a currency that spends very handsomely.
Crazy drunk women should not play on the internet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:30:17 EST (#)
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Lisa is a very clever and witty lady, although she seems to be in an... unusual mood lately.
Honestly I worry that she is unhappy, but I guess it's none of my business really. In any case she won my respect long ago and has yet to do anything offensive enough to warrant losing it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding lisa.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:23:52 EST (#)
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berty, she is a drunken whore. That is not something to aspire to. As tempting as it may be I must request that you stop being nice to her.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:18:27 EST (#)
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Is there such a thing as a clean whore I wonder?
Would that be a whore who is new?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-29 04:17:11 EST (#)
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You're laggered Lisa.
IN FACT I would go so far as to say that you have been laggered for QUITE SOME TIME!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:46:59 EST (#)
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great guy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:37:14 EST (#)
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i should have drank tonight.
all we need around here is some love and beer.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:34:40 EST (#)
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waint i meant assholy
sssh be nice everybdy be happy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:34:27 EST (#)
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lie below
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:34:02 EST (#)
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i love this guy V
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, ubersite is a serious writer's forum.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:33:23 EST (#)
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who doesnt?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:31:16 EST (#)
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bart wants to fuck kaeluc
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:31:08 EST (#)
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bart wants to fuck kaelic
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lmaor
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so good
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-29 03:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best ever