fuck hippies (726 hits)
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Submitted by cerpin_taxt (View user info) at 2008-03-02 00:22:27 EST
trees sprout to the sky
what's it like from the bird's eye?
I wish I could fly
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:23:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by deathmobile (user info) at 2008-03-02 23:32:37 EST (#)
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Sir, I plan to take your advice and fuck as many hippies as I possibly can.
Good day.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-03 03:59:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-03 01:26:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by cerpin_taxt (user info) at 2008-03-02 23:35:11 EST (#)
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you guys are so funny.
did anyone actually read the poem?
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Nope.
Too long.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-03 01:02:08 EST (#)
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They should call you splat like that gay cat in some other cunt's shit post.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-03 00:45:04 EST (#)
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nope
well yeah but it sucked
the title was much better
Submitted by cerpin_taxt (user info) at 2008-03-02 23:35:11 EST (#)
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you guys are so funny.
did anyone actually read the poem?
Submitted by deathmobile (user info) at 2008-03-02 23:32:37 EST (#)
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Sir, I plan to take your advice and fuck as many hippies as I possibly can.
Good day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-02 22:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HIPPIES FUCK.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-02 21:02:14 EST (#)
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+2BUBBA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-02 19:19:30 EST (#)
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C'mon, Shlongy. Get out of bed and knock this shit off the page.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-02 19:14:47 EST (#)
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P.S.: Pandora, have you locked up your box yet? That thang has caused a world of shit throughout history.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-02 19:11:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-02 16:48:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-02 11:44:41 EST (#)
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Hippies are great people. They aren't trying to rule the world with oil and money.
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Yeah, that'd take too much effort.
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Yes, and a twisted fucking outlook on life that includes a pathological desire to control others. Effort is something that should be expended in a worthwhile endeavor, like saving some species from extinction or helping the poor.
Everyone approaches the world in his or her own way, but the Hippies abdicated control for the simple reason that controlling others caused disharmony. <--- coined word.
Most folks around here cannot remember the true hippes. You fucking punks weren't born yet.
So, in conclusion. fuck you. :)
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-02 17:37:31 EST (#)
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I'm almost positive you WANT a -2. So here's a -1 because fuck you, that's why
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-02 16:48:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-02 11:44:41 EST (#)
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Hippies are great people. They aren't trying to rule the world with oil and money.
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Yeah, that'd take too much effort.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-02 14:00:32 EST (#)
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Have a 0 for the reviews.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-02 13:00:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-02 00:46:38 EST (#)
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You just don't know the right hippies. When it comes to hippies you have to have some high standards but good hippies = good times.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-03-02 12:53:28 EST (#)
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Fuck you right back
Signed,
Ithaca, NY
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-02 12:51:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-02 11:44:41 EST (#)
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Hippies are great people. They aren't trying to rule the world with oil and money.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-02 11:30:28 EST (#)
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Fuck them right up their drug-addled asses with a white-hot poker.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-03-02 09:44:35 EST (#)
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I like to fuck hippies and they have other good qualities too:
1. They get me like totally "fuzzy."
2. I don't have to worry about a fight breaking out or some dude being up in my face when in the middle of a fuzz fest.
3. the chicks are opened minded and you may have a threesome or possibly four way going on. <--THAT'S ALOT OF BEAVER....just don't breath through your nose if the hippies seem to be overtly dirty to avoid that, as dane cook put it, pussy that is so dirty the only thing it could have been washed with was an even dirtier pussy not so clean smelling smell. Avoidable and a minor hinderance to a treysome or quadsome because most hippies have an inexhaustible supply of patchouli oil that will douse most pungent odors.
4. They eat healthily. I had a hippie make me the best damn black bean burger this side of texas. There is alot of land between me and Texas. So like, there you go.
5. Hippy farts don't stink. 100% True.
6. They are marvelous craftspeople. Most of their crafting consists of bong making but still you gotta admire the resourcefullness even there. I had a hippie friend who made all kinds of tobacco pipes and water tobacco pipes. One of the more interesting pipes was a wood carved toilet bowl and was functional.
7. Goofy hippies make me laugh. I could laugh all day long with a goofy hippy.
8. Some of them say the word man like chong does.
9. They are a peaceful race and mean harm to no man.
10. They can eat fire and blow glass...I think I'm done here.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-02 09:18:28 EST (#)
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Fuck you and fuck your haikus. Haikus should be called "Poetry for Dummies".
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-02 03:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 For the title
-2 Because i would rather see a gif of someone lighting a hippie on fire
-1 Because you constructed a Haiku
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-02 01:04:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-02 00:46:38 EST (#)
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You just don't know the right hippies. When it comes to hippies you have to have some high standards but good hippies = good times.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-02 00:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hippies suck...although they made great music.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-02 00:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 For the title
-2 Because i would rather see a gif of someone lighting a hippie on fire
+1 Because you constructed a Haiku