Last day of sobriety (596 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.53 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-03 03:00:27 EST
Thank God
the sooner i get back ta not feeling all clear headed and awake the better
an without the greenage i realize how tore up my body is
cant walk without limp'n
cant hardly even use franken hand ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/15616 )
but i can think kinda
not really
killed all my braincells
alcohol
pills
green
purple
red
robins egg blue
lime
pear
carrot
but i digress
i see spots
no really
everyday
i think theres something wrong
but at least they are pretty
i never usta notice that my achilies made sweet sounds when i woke up and stepped out of bed
had a chat with god yesterday
he told me ta tell you that jesus smoked pot
he also fucked hookers and drank wine
we have alot in common
just not the hookers part
Your
best
lures
35 killer
baits fo
bass
walley
crappies
trout
plus
we pick
the top
tackle
of 2008
an can someone tell me how the flowers keep dying?
one of these days ima tell you the story of grimms
they usta own a party store
thier daughter usta...
do you remember what happened yesterday?
i dont
fuck these holes in my brain
just one more day thats it
you know if ya met me fucked up you'd prolly think i was sober
if ya met me sober...
you'd prolly call the looney bin
or at least the cops
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bah i dissagree
sometimes you can get them ta pay for it
unless you count time as money
but i dont
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-04 07:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am diametrically opposed to paying for sex
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You're fooling yourself. You _always_ pay for it.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-04 07:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-03 23:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What have you got against hookers?
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i am diametrically opposed to paying for sex
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-03 23:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What have you got against hookers?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please feel free to go ahead and overdose now so my tax dollars are not wasted on supporting your inevitable broke ass in the future.
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sorry ta say
but i know how to make money
it really aint that hard
last thing i need is the goverment ta help me
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-03-03 13:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please feel free to go ahead and overdose now so my tax dollars are not wasted on supporting your inevitable broke ass in the future.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I worry about you, sometimes.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic, self-indulgent little toad.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-03 08:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Enjoy being wasted again.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 08:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-03 08:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is you when you're sober, I don't want to see you drunk.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-03 08:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-03 05:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:26:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was simply brilliant
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Yes. Yes it was.
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No. No it actually wasn't.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-03 07:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-03 05:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:26:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was simply brilliant
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Yes. Yes it was.
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WTF?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-03 06:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it is the slowly degrading pieces of me mind
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-03 05:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:26:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was simply brilliant
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Yes. Yes it was.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-03 04:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was simply brilliant
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-03 03:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
See, I know its going to be crap when I click on it - but a small part of me thinks: maybe it won't suck.
You prove me wrong every time.
Congratulations on being consistent.