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Ubergrams: Tantra Phonics (839 hits)

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Rating: 1.68 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-03-03 15:36:54 EST




i just opened my mouth and out it came.JPG (437 kB)

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-05 06:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 08:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
UH-HUH
UH-HUH





RAAAADIO RAAAAAAADIO

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-03 22:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i know.


'cus I have better shoes.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-03 17:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY!!!! (assuming you misspelled...)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 12:42:17 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

The character at the top reminds me of Crystal...

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Yeah, I totally did fuck that up. You know I'm kidding anyways!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
UH-HUH
UH-HUH

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-03-03 19:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing with the yip yips ever gets less than +2


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-03 19:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-03 18:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rbJjJZ0u9Zg

"JEEP! JEEP!"

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-03 18:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Its funny. I read this right after Jack's McCallum's rant above. The fact that these two posts are next to each other could possibly rip the fabric of the time/space continuum and suck all of us logged into Ubersite into the vortex.

Be careful out there people.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-03 17:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mna mna
------------------
Doo doo de doo doo



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-03 17:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY!!!! (assuming you misspelled...)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 12:42:17 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

The character at the top reminds me of Crystal...

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-03 17:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep!

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-03 17:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:23:13 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

The prize being a hotbed of excellent reading material...hopefully.
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I never promised to be a contributor of such, now, did I? :) Because I *know* that there are much better writers than me around here. And some of you, like Domino's, delivered.

Trust me...this is WAY better than any short story I could have come up with in the half hour I had to work with. At least nowadays.

Besides, I'm just playing for fun, not counting my own entry in this comp...that wouldn't be fair, now, would it?
Toodles!
--
Ha, ok.

I just thought it was funny.

that is all.

One more thing, was the creation of your post in 30 minutes, and the dominos "delivery" tied together.
Purpose?? was it ON?

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-03 17:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AZN on left is def smashed out of her gourd.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:23:13 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

The prize being a hotbed of excellent reading material...hopefully.
--------------------------

I never promised to be a contributor of such, now, did I? :) Because I *know* that there are much better writers than me around here. And some of you, like Domino's, delivered.

Trust me...this is WAY better than any short story I could have come up with in the half hour I had to work with. At least nowadays.

Besides, I'm just playing for fun, not counting my own entry in this comp...that wouldn't be fair, now, would it?

Toodles!

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The prize being a hotbed of excellent reading material...hopefully.


LOL

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This would have been better if you killed all those freaky muppets. Especially the ones at the end with the pop-eyes and the crazy black hair.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mna mna

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Well done, sir.

Well done indeed.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Yip Yips
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VNMERVsC4



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Possibly the only worthwhile post of all of these.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And yes, I shit you not, the lesbians came up on a Google Image search for "cookie monster"...

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done.



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks. I was thinking this was more along the lines of "so stupid it's funny"...but nevertheless, glad you enjoyed.

Some of the more amusing Sesame Street characters with phonetic catch phrases that I came across while researching this post were "Mah Nà Mah Nà", "Lefty the Salesman", and "Bip Bipadotta."

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The character at the top reminds me of Crystal...

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KC9FtLQJoGM

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Still waiting for more people to send in stuff to the mailbox in order to come up with a compilation.

Also, this was cool.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-03 15:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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