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RIP_Jeff_Healey (696 hits)

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Rating: 1.33 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-03-03 20:34:32 EST




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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You should've used *Beethoven*.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shouldn't you have used Healy in an Islander uni???

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No.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shouldn't you have used Healy in an Islander uni???

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely candles

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He will be missed. Not by me particularly, but probably by someone.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT DID I DO?
WHAT DID I SAY?
TO TURN YOUR A-HAY-HAYNGEL EYYYYYYYYES
MY WAY

Nice candles, queer.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-04 04:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why not indeed.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 04:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


NOT Funny?

WHAT?



um... ok.

Sure makes me giggle.




On a side note, I am working on a cool piece right now. 2 solid nights so far and a few more nights to go - some great stuff so far.

I am putting together a "in progress" report that I will post with the finished piece.

WHY?

Why not, I say. Why not?






Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-04 03:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Rob. I figured out how it worked. It just isn't funny, ha ha. Lame. Sorry old chap. You know what would be funny is an animation of some emo fruit croaking himself or something.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-04 03:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Assholee, or whatever, I've watched cunts like you come and go. Noob yourself.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-04 02:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-04 00:46:12 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking retarded ass noobs, below.

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Getting those n00bz to say "WTF that aint _______________" is the best part.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 02:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Dipshit: The word is spelled--- GONNA, not 'gunna'>

KTHXBYE.

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Don't you have some diddlin' to do, goober?


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 02:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok, admittedly, I've had 7 drinks, but WTF, the Rangers? Jeff Healey... blind... unconventional lap guitar, blind, retinal cancer, HEALEY'S BAR... which was closed, and then I showed up there one night, only to find out that my buddies weren't there, that they were at the Diesel Playhouse, NEXTDOOR to the NEW Healey's bar....

um... he was born in Toronto. I live here. This should be a Leafs picture.

Fuck the Rangers.

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Funny. I almost went with the leafs picture.

The Rangers one was cooler, though... plus he DID play his best years with the Rangers - what with winning the cup n' all.

heh, can't please everyone.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-04 00:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. I just don't "get it." This R.I.P. shit sucks. I am sure there is some super-secret Uber-cool reason this is neat. I like you Rob, but this sucks. The Smiley the snake one was funny though.

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I didn't get the whole RIP thing at first either - and as it is steeped in Uber tradition I'll let ya behind the curtain.

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SPOILER ALERT
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The formula itself is pretty simple - someone (at least semi-) famous dies like our Friend Jeff Healey here - you go out at find a picture of someone (or something) pseudo related to that person in some obscure way (in this case I chose Glenn Healy) you add the candles, and put in some funny/poignant sign-off quote.

For this one I thought it might be funny to reference Road House where he was the house-band leader.

The more famous/popular the person - the more tributes there are. Tasteless good times.

Now you can think it's neat too.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking retarded ass noobs, below.

Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok, admittedly, I've had 7 drinks, but WTF, the Rangers? Jeff Healey... blind... unconventional lap guitar, blind, retinal cancer, HEALEY'S BAR... which was closed, and then I showed up there one night, only to find out that my buddies weren't there, that they were at the Diesel Playhouse, NEXTDOOR to the NEW Healey's bar....

um... he was born in Toronto. I live here. This should be a Leafs picture.

Fuck the Rangers.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-04 00:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. I just don't "get it." This R.I.P. shit sucks. I am sure there is some super-secret Uber-cool reason this is neat. I like you Rob, but this sucks. The Smiley the snake one was funny though.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-03 23:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 hockey.

Nice candles.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-03 22:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck. I took the time to read and research, and I found the truth.

Jeff Healy really did die. Sad. Your horseshit pisses me off. DIE!!

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-03 22:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't like hockey, but those candles are worth a +2 alone.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-03 22:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The name is... Dalton.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-03 22:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

way to fuck up the candles...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you make the candles with the rectangle tool in MSPAint or they are wrong. that is the rule.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Dipshit: The word is spelled--- GONNA, not 'gunna'>

KTHXBYE.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The reflection off the ice is a nice touch.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA...OK that counts.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK THOSE PRETTY CANDLES YOU DID IT WRONG

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sorry.

I just can't do the crappy candles.

Although I didn't make them as fancy as I was gunna, if that counts.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK THOSE PRETTY CANDLES YOU DID IT WRONG

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-03 20:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to do this with a pair of Heelys shoes in the picture but I've done too many of these in the last couple months.

Nice candles.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-03 20:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Winner.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-03 20:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

(I don't even know what you're talking about.)


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