I <3 Pussy (1650 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.43 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HotWillie (View user info) at 2008-03-03 21:12:54 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115332
Vagina.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-31 03:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, it is what it is.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:38:51 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ.
This post screams -1, MAYBE zero at best.
Anyone who rated it higher is a fucking idiot.
Is there anyone who knows what they're doing on this fucking site?
Must everything be either a circle jerk or retaliatory?
Is there no taste among retards? No objectivity?
Where's the fucking Uniter when you need it?
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just use your other login, douche
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cause jack IS a pussycat.
from what ive HERDS^.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You asked for it.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 20:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
will do, mrs mccallum
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 20:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever you say, cupcake. Effort is effort. Putting this much into "joke" just moves it up a rung on the comic book guy ladder. Still, call it whatever you want. I don't care as long as it ends with you ending your own life. If you could take out two or three other users as well, I'd appreciate it. Start with Perkman.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Trust me...he cheated.
But so do the guys on the NASCAR circuit so it's OK.
Except hen you deny it like a little bitchass.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahaha at icky.
I was just fucking with jack and said cheater as an offhand remark and he went ballistic and made a hilarious post, which I plus fucking twoed.
Then I recorded his words and pretended to cry like a little bitch for my post.
I have no idea if jack cheated nor do I care. I just like to make him mad.
The website seems to be pretty important to him, however, and he seems like he would probably cheat if he could, so it certainly seems within the realm of possibility.
The fact you keep coming back to tell me it's just a web site is kinda funny since that was my point to jack. you should mention that to him. maybe the next time you tongue his prostate.
You actually seem almost as upset as jack, come to think of it.
And you use the same insults, too, all those teenagers-living-in-the-basement-and-needing-to-play-outside jokes.
and your name is icarus1987.
and he is horse87.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
which one of you took the other's name when you were e-married?
or is this an incest thing?
are you brothers in blood or semen?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...the fuck?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the thing about the whole Jack-plagiarism drama; I don't care. I don't care if he did. I don't care if he didn't. You can post fucking Moby Dick on uber and claim it for your own. Who the fuck cares? What's it going to get you? A seat on the most viewed authors list? Or maybe a coveted spot in the uberliterati, somewhere betweeen that old guy who says "show me your boobs" all the time and the fat slob who needs to get outside more or at least read something other than Neil Gaiman?
It's
Just
A
Fucking
Website
You
Stupid
Vagina.
Take a moment to get a fucking perspective, comprehend your own stupidity, and douche with drano and bleach.
Thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Join the club.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Two of Jack's boyfriends below.
Would you guys like me to leave so you can stroke off to some of his stories in private?
I'll take my answer three blocks away.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You also don't know what day it is, or what the weather's like outside. Here's a novel concept; stop basking in the glow of your 17" Acer, go outside, and do something productive. Then, when you're done, stick your head in an industrial meat grinder.
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Well-said, young man.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You also don't know what day it is, or what the weather's like outside. Here's a novel concept; stop basking in the glow of your 17" Acer, go outside, and do something productive. Then, when you're done, stick your head in an industrial meat grinder.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even know what the guy/girl below is talking about.
What are you talking about?
What contest?
What effort?
Are you even talking to me?
I'll check back later.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All this effort over some stupid contest on some backwater website.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you just shut up already, you AIDS-infested faggot? Nobody cares. Get a life, take your pathetic little crusade someplace else, or do the gene pool a massive favor and shoot yourself in the fucking skull.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh you are so damn cute when you shed your lining like that.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu up berg, you're making me menstruate.
all i did was read jack's pile of shit and then collapse into a puddle of tears, which is my usual reaction anyway when i realize i've wasted another 2 minutes of my precious life.
i just recorded it this time.
this is a fucking -1 or 0 at best.
there was very little effort, and it should be recognized.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Okay, but only if YOU clean the litter box from now on.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't mean as much when you have to be told, Thorns.
But thank you.
In the future, can you please, just one fucking time, rate properly without me having to remind you?
And pick up your laundry once in while, and wipe your fucking feet when you come in.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
False modesty?
That is so hot right now. It's the new lecherously indignant.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I was just being Mr. Nice Guy by leaving a zero, but as you wish, monsieur. :)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ.
This post screams -1, MAYBE zero at best.
Anyone who rated it higher is a fucking idiot.
Is there anyone who knows what they're doing on this fucking site?
Must everything be either a circle jerk or retaliatory?
Is there no taste among retards? No objectivity?
Where's the fucking Uniter when you need it?
And yeah, a -1 and a 'you asked for it' will be quite original and funny.
Not a single goddamn -1 without prior instruction is fucking pathetic.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure you do, cupcake.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a dolphin stuck in your throat, good sir.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har FUCKING HAR !!!
That is about Jack summed up.
well played sir.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You might <3 it, but you won't get any in this lifetime.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-03 23:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-03 22:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously. You should do more shit like this. Not about ME, you snaggle-toothed cocksucker, but about things and stuff in general.
And it will prove to be quite an accurate depiction if Hillary gets into the White House, so bookmark this post, people.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
please bubba?
sing me to sleep while daddy rapes me just like the old days before that dirty homeless woman wrecked our family
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish bubba would voice whore
:(
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Willie, you ignorant fuck. My voice would remind you of yo mama, and you would shit your skivs.
So shut up.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish bubba would voice whore
:(
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - This is one of the things I am bitching about. Effort = a funny post.
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HUH?!?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good for someone who doesn't know how to use all this computer stuff.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115332#2663447
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Thus Jack ended the uber feud with a single good natured comment.
or did he?
DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you had a pretty dead on mccallum going there at first. i'm impressed.
now that's out of the way...this was almost as fagtastic as jack's pile of shit. not quite, but pretty close.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - This is one of the things I am bitching about. Effort = a funny post.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good for someone who doesn't know how to use all this computer stuff.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115332#2663447
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's pretty great.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was trying to sound like McCallum but I may be too manly.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like bart bart
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAH!
Genius.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-03 21:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the little squeak in the middle that got me.