Anyone ever been to a nudist colony? (899 hits)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (View user info) at 2008-03-04 01:11:50 EST
I would love to try it out but I'm afraid that it will be really disappointing. I'm not talking about how I think everybody there will be ugly, because I wouldn't be going to a nudist colony to get my rocks off, anyway. I just think it will be anti-climactic because everybody there will already be comfortable with their nudity. What's the point?
I want to go to a nudist colony where everybody is being publicly nude for the first time and is really uncomfortable. Especially if it was all a bunch of my friends and acquaintances. That would be fun. I want to see familiar faces in a whole new way. We would get drunk and stoned and play games of bocce until sunset, then sit around a fire and talk about cocks and vaginas and titties and assholes. Incidental boners are totally allowed. Then we would roast shish kebabs get more stoned. And if an orgy breaks out, fuckin' go with it.
If any of my female friends are reading this, I want to fuck all of you.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-23 16:21:10 EDT (#)
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I hate assholes who spam accounts with -2s.
I don't care much for your posts, but you deserve better than
being fucked by an idiot.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:58:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:54:30 EST (#)
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I once thought I was at a nudist colony because I was surrounded by a bunch of naked black guys, but then I realized I was just in Method's Mom's bedroom.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA Never gets old!!!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-05 08:07:23 EST (#)
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krissi?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-04 23:03:53 EST (#)
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Q: How do you know you're in a nudist colony?
A: Skid marks on the sofa.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:54:41 EST (#)
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When I was 13, I went on a family trip to Cornwall. Me and my older brother heard there was a nudy beach just down the coast. We trekked for over an hour to find a small cove full of naked pensioners, who were ambling about with tits between their knees, and penises that would make a mouse feel proud.
To this day, it was the biggest disappointment I have ever known.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:48:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:21:46 EST (#)
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O'Doyle Rules!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:24:07 EST (#)
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bubba/sadie/fag below
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:11:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:57:49 EST (#)
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Quint FTW!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:21:46 EST (#)
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O'Doyle Rules!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:54:30 EST (#)
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I once thought I was at a nudist colony because I was surrounded by a bunch of naked black guys, but then I realized I was just in Method's Mom's bedroom.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:39:39 EST (#)
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Intentional suckery is even worse than natural suckery.
Either way, you suck.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:57:56 EST (#)
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Come on. Are you actually trying... after all the shit you gave me? Come on, college boy, you can do better.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:37:50 EST (#)
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These alters people are generating are just amazingly funny. The fact that talentless people have this much time on their hands is, I'm sure, a sign of a solid and productive global economy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:58:44 EST (#)
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I'm sorry...it's just not the same, old man.
Your timezone advantage did me in.
I'll get you next time, Batman. Next time.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:50:22 EST (#)
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drogo stole me 'Mask' comment.
what a bastard.
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Ah but you can still have the Sloth one if you want it. Go on say it! It will make you feel better.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:50:22 EST (#)
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drogo stole me 'Mask' comment.
what a bastard.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:45:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:32:03 EST (#)
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W000000 NUDITY
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:21:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:51:28 EST (#)
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I would love to try it out but I'm afraid that it will be really disappointing. """""""""""
Translation: I am afraid they will laugh at me.
On a serious note, I've gone canoeing past one before up in wisconsin, and I saw about twice as many dicks as tits. considering i saw tits two at a time, that's a problem.
that beach is near here but I've never gone by. doesn't sound worth the trip.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-04 09:19:34 EST (#)
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Wow... This is the real pinhead, no competitors could come anywhere close to his epic majestic pinheaded-ness.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 08:55:56 EST (#)
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pretty funny actually
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-04 08:52:55 EST (#)
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seriously, if that pasty tub of shit is you, nobody would EVER want to see you naked.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-03-04 08:38:41 EST (#)
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Tell me that isn't you? that isn't you is it? it can't be you? tell me it isn't so?
Don't EVER EVER get naked in public you fat ginger fuck.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-04 05:01:56 EST (#)
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I'm giving you a +2 as I now see that it wasn't makeup you were wearing in the Mask. You acted well in that.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-04 04:52:42 EST (#)
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I would have thought that your most immediate concern was getting some fresh air and trying to see what life is like in the real world, rather than concerning yourself with making everyone want to beat you to death because you showed them your naked milky spotty flesh.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:54:57 EST (#)
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ok now that i've read the whole thing:
1) they are comfortable. they play volleyball and shit.
2) why not just get you and all your friends drunk and go streaking? just make sure you dont run on gravel because that shit hurts.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:51:28 EST (#)
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I would love to try it out but I'm afraid that it will be really disappointing. """""""""""
Translation: I am afraid they will laugh at me.
On a serious note, I've gone canoeing past one before up in wisconsin, and I saw about twice as many dicks as tits. considering i saw tits two at a time, that's a problem.
Submitted by Spacecat (user info) at 2008-03-04 01:36:47 EST (#)
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Nudist colony's are full of naked old men, so you will fit right in.