Epic Drama Post (destined for Most Heated) - TOTALLY NSFW (4183 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-03-04 11:46:00 EST
Y'all are seriously not going to believe this.
I'm bored at work.
HA HA! RABBIT!
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But.. but all my days are the SAME.
Please? Someone? Anyone?
Do a post and make some stuff up. Slanderous stuff, awful lies, with gag-inducing details and sin dripping between the words (like the blood dripping from kaos-king's diseased gums and between his discoloured teeth.)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 20:21:45 EST (#)
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There's nothing to tell. I believe the expression is "same shit, different day."
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IF SOMEBODY, SACRILICIOUS, DOES NOT EMAIL ME WITH THE DETAILS OF ALL THIS GOSSIP THAT IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, I'LL BE VERY UPSET.
I HAVE A DULL AND PREDICTABLE LIFE AND YOU THINK I HANG OUT HERE FOR THE FUCKING PRESTIGE? I HANG OUT HERE TO GIGGLE AT OTHER PEOPLE'S DRAMA AND LATELY I AIN'T BEEN GIGGLIN' SO FUCKING SPILL THE BEANS YOU DIRTY TIGHT-ASSED BITCH.
NOW.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:45:08 EST (#)
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k
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
okay well then fuck you.
plus two?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:46:20 EST (#)
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Calm down honey I don't give a crap. I was just kidding around.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel worse than apollo...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit. shit shit shit shit shit. fuck it fuck. I was just mucking around jeanneee.....this is just like one of those one thousand times my ex-wife said you just don't know where to draw the line do you Bri...b..br..bridanger do you. okay now I feel like crap. +2?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:28:14 EST (#)
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Thanks a shitload.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh 'tops', and I didn't even mean it. okay you can minus 2 bomb me now.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hang on, I'm searching...
clicky clicky...
scour scour...
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-05 23:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahah Matt likes going right for the jugular with the personal attacks.
Haven't you learned anything after all these years you've wasted on this place you fucking idiot?
I care so little about your opinion of my life that it's almost humorous.
Almost. Not quite, but almost.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-05 23:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet. See what I did there? He's on top of.....fuck it nevermind. I think you're tops.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kapow. check this out...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:16:49 EST (#)
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frag berow
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:03:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do love them. I love them long time.
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heh. I'll say. What abou....
frowns.....
<bites tongue>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do love them. I love them long time.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You gotta love internet guys.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-05 22:10:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:33:05 EST (#)
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I was on that ubermadness committee. I don't remember any cheating, just reading hundreds of submissions that I had to grade and put in a spreadsheet.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-05 21:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you all think about tortoises? I think they're vile and useless, and I'm pledging myself to ridding the earth of terrapins.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 20:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've seen the drunk WT girl in action.
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I don't recall you being very WT, but then again, I was intoxicated for the bulk of the time.
Ahhh, mamories.
MEMORIES.
I mean, Ahhh memories.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:41:55 EST (#)
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http://www.anti-robot.org/
Because we should all be anti-robot.
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Robots are the mexicans of the future my friend.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:30:52 EST (#)
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dudes where's that .gif with the dude headbutting his girlfriend in the cunt? it was caught on security camera or something
</bizarre caulaincourt-esque request>
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:41:55 EST (#)
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http://www.anti-robot.org/
Because we should all be anti-robot.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:33:05 EST (#)
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I was on that ubermadness committee. I don't remember any cheating, just reading hundreds of submissions that I had to grade and put in a spreadsheet.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:28:04 EST (#)
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That's cool. Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for a good 3-way.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:22:37 EST (#)
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jeannee if you're reading this I have to forwarn you that a game with stefany can take a while as she can only play at home but i wanted to try a game with more than two people. if you'd like another side game going I wouldn't be opposed.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-05 08:04:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:46:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:33:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS.
GOD IT'S SNOWING SO HARD.
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Oh great. That'll be here in a day or so. Jesus fuck, I want to move somewhere tropical so bad.
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<yawn>
<sips pina colada>
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Gyp.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-05 01:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my handcuffs, and especially my baton, miss you
moo
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-04 20:45:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:00:51 EST (#)
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It was a majority vote between myself, snark, filthy, JohnnyX and Razor who wasn't on the committee but had to lend his 2 cents.
We opted just to let it run its course.
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Snark? ohh that's pretty rich. That's like REALLY FUCKING RICH.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 20:36:07 EST (#)
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You've seen the drunk WT girl in action.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-04 19:44:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:30:40 EST (#)
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If I ever go to an Ubercon I'll most likely get drunk and act like white trash.
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It's why I love you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 19:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:49:48 EST (#)
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There's alot of words here. I want in on this, but I don't really want to read all of it. Somebody update me on the going's on thus far, and I'll write some barely-sensical strings of phrases that make it seem like I'm engaging in conversation. Go.
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Well, there was some talk about Jack and cheating, Muddy said some stuff, Crystle's on the list, Jeanneee was her usual lovable self, scourge hung out for a while, and Orgasmatron got all self-righteous on me and took off when I took him to task.
Your turn.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-04 19:04:58 EST (#)
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i'm disappointed.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:49:48 EST (#)
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There's alot of words here. I want in on this, but I don't really want to read all of it. Somebody update me on the going's on thus far, and I'll write some barely-sensical strings of phrases that make it seem like I'm engaging in conversation. Go.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:23:30 EST (#)
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bubba/sadie/fag below
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:38:11 EST (#)
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Check out the majestic fatness: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/funny-pictures-and-a-cookie
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:11:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought all of you were "adults"?
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Dude... you sound like my mom.
Legally, I'm an adult. Mentally and emotionally I'm an infant.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:05:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought all of you were "adults"?
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Who told you to think?
How'd ya do in Vegas?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought all of you were "adults"?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:03:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:59:37 EST (#)
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that was actually kind of funny bubba.
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OMFG!! Someone call Method, HotWillie, and Redskies! Write this date down!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:59:37 EST (#)
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that was actually kind of funny bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:58:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:56:25 EST (#)
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But did you SEND the email?
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Why? Do you want to use it in a post?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:58:05 EST (#)
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scourge I've done similar with uber stuff in IM's here in the office. very uncomfortable.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:56:25 EST (#)
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But did you SEND the email?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:55:48 EST (#)
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haha, i just accidentally pasted that penis holding comment into an email to a guy here at work.
hahahahahahaaa
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:54:18 EST (#)
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we can have four players jeannee... who else would play with us?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omgggg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PENIS HOLDING FOR THE WIN!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:52:03 EST (#)
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online scrabble through facebook
my family doesn't play scrabble with me anymore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:51:36 EST (#)
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i don't even know what scrabulous is
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:50:53 EST (#)
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don't you know? some of jeannee's esp rubbed off on me while we were playing. i was cheering about getting to hold your penis.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:49:53 EST (#)
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He's cheering because he housed me in scrabulous, just like I knew he would. Mr. "oh shucks I just like to play." He's a shark.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:49:48 EST (#)
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I WIN I WIN
WOOOWOOOWOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:48:46 EST (#)
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i wish i had reviewed like ten seconds earlier so it would look like barry was cheering about getting to hold my penis
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:47:59 EST (#)
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i'm emotionally unavailable right now.
however, anyone who would like to hold my penis whilst i urinate is more than welcome to do so.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WIN I WIN I WIN
WOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:26:12 EST (#)
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if i ever go to an ubercon that has a lot of uberbroads i'm going to make some stupid gesture like bringing them each a nice flower.
i'll be quiet and smiley and kind to everybody.
IT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN, DOESN'T IT?
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No. It sounds like a prelude to rape.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love drama as long as it only tangentially involves me. I've had my share of shit on here and it's no fucking fun. Other people's sturm und drang is highly entertaining though. Funny how that works.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I'm the only one who gets pregnant on uber.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:41:11 EST (#)
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pretended
yes
gay
i'm pregnant
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:37:10 EST (#)
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And what's this I hear about sico quitting uber?
And Jack cheated on UM?!
And Muddy has a secret?!
WHAT ELSE HAVE I MISSED!?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:34:33 EST (#)
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i personally think interent drama is great good fun for the whole family, nuggsie
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:32:24 EST (#)
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Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
Did you all ever notice that the people who say that they HATE drama are always in the midst of drama? Weird how that works.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:31:48 EST (#)
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OMGWTFLOL you broke my <3 Jeanneee OMGWTFLOL
</3
*bitter boo hoo tears*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and by weird do you mean...HEAVENLY?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:30:40 EST (#)
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It sounds lame as shit actually. You should be an asshole. Think of your rep for God's sake.
If I ever go to an Ubercon I'll most likely get drunk and act like white trash.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:30:05 EST (#)
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You people are really weird today. Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:26:12 EST (#)
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if i ever go to an ubercon that has a lot of uberbroads i'm going to make some stupid gesture like bringing them each a nice flower.
i'll be quiet and smiley and kind to everybody.
IT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN, DOESN'T IT?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:24:33 EST (#)
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yes...my lil' swimmers sure are good at finding their target.
i'm going to get fixed if my company's health insurtance will cover it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok sorted, now you
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:20:16 EST (#)
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damn. it's not refreshing then.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:19:56 EST (#)
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Don't be silly scourge, I would never reject you. But I think we both know you already have enough kids.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:18:41 EST (#)
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I hate to tell you this babe but it's your turn. Has been for a while now.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:13:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:58:47 EST (#)
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That's all right. I wasn't trying to get you. You're too old for me.
HEY! quit ignoring me and go take your turn. and then let's see if we can get a threesome going.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:13:17 EST (#)
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jeanneee, you totally called it in your title.
if i wasn't so scared of rejection, i'd totally ask if we could do it just so we could have some freaky ESP babies.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-04 15:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a hard man
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's all right. I wasn't trying to get you. You're too old for me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:57:07 EST (#)
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You didn't get me
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, update - after a lil chat, MOG says it isn't the way it seems.
I need some explanations, SOG... STAT.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:33:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS.
GOD IT'S SNOWING SO HARD.
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Oh great. That'll be here in a day or so. Jesus fuck, I want to move somewhere tropical so bad.
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<yawn>
<sips pina colada>
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?! there's hare in the hole!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
which one?
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:20:39 PST (#)
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I love the little lover's squabble that has developed here.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like a ray of sunshine on a dark winter's day or the fragile chirp of a chickadee in the midst of a hellish battlefield, barely audible in some infinitesimal break in the cacophonous roar of battle:
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Vegas
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Vegas.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:21:04 EST (#)
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Har Har...Jackass!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:20:39 EST (#)
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I love the little lover's squabble that has developed here.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the HA HA Rabbit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:05:18 EST (#)
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are you gonna go or what? you called me out, let's finish this silly game.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:03:59 EST (#)
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wtf, I didn't click on this post ALL DAY because it said NSFW. Then I asked Hadley what it was, and it IS SFW!
I almost missed out.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:58:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:24:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:19:18 EST (#)
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O & scourge, you know I love you, but I really think it's Not Cool At All that you'd make light of that here.
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I really don't think you have a right to talk, Valerie, since you're the one that told me in the first place. Let's not pretend that breaking a confidence in private is fine while a veiled, public allegation is an Uncool Banning Offense, ok?
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Are you serious?
You sure you want to do this?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*heat
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:56:55 EST (#)
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Hold the phone... you mean someone has posted this rabbit before? THIS rabbit? Are you sure?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:51:41 EST (#)
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Oh, what a relief! I thought you were going to say TigerLily had a leg missing
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fine
i've seen that same damn bunny like 50 times
i hate that fucking rabbit
social enough?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:49:23 EST (#)
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Sweet. I'll brush up on my welding skills.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:47:27 EST (#)
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dude, so many vaguely hispanic guys with members only jackets, mustaches, and very very bad aim are GOING STRAIGHT THE FUCK DOWN.
i'm gonna start looking for a suitable van right fucking now
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:45:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:38:29 EST (#)
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pretty sure you can. i told crystle she should join us. i'd love to be the meat in that sammich
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Nigga spoke TROOF!
But anyway, back to this A-Team idea. Really, how illegal can it be to go around killing drug lords and stealing their piles of money? I imagine the fine Colombian law enforcement officials would be thankful and therefor lenient, if not completely indifferent. They'd only stop us for a quick bribe and pictures with our awesome van.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:45:09 EST (#)
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thats not very social
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:43:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:40:38 EST (#)
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OH MY GAWD! SHUT UP, CRYSTLE!
It was 70 Sunday, BUT, by Monday morning, it was below freezing, raining, and windy.
GAH! I FLIPPIN HATE MISSOURI!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:40:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:34:09 EST (#)
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what up creep.
we should totally get a black van, some of those foldy guns, and a few certifiable lunatics to fight and make ourselves up as a real life a-team.
i'll be murdock, you can be B.A., orgasmo can be hannibal.
face TBD at a later date.
OR hidden can be face. yes. he should be able to get us some of those guns and he can fund the whole venture.
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What the fuck are you doing reading my mind?
I was bored at work today so I watched the movie "The Marine". I found it hilarious and depressing that the only realistic thing in the whole movie was how the main character got kicked out of the Marines for disobeying a direct order and the only job he could get when he got out was security.
[weep]
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:38:29 EST (#)
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pretty sure you can. i told crystle she should join us. i'd love to be the meat in that sammich
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:37:45 EST (#)
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OMG Barry you can do a three-way on scrabulous? Shut the fuck up! Everyone knows how much I love three ways.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:37:33 EST (#)
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btw i totally had a bingo and nowhere to put the fucking thing. i hate that.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:35:47 EST (#)
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so is it proof of my further degeneration that I've been playing Call of Duty 4 online?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:35:43 EST (#)
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holy shit i can't wait to make a tank out of three garbage cans, a bunch of roap and 144 bic pens.
jesus christ i'm stoked about this awesome plan of mine.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:35:35 EST (#)
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OOHHH OHH
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
CAN I BE FACE?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:35:24 EST (#)
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i have eight foot tall snow banks at the end of my driveway. the shit has not stopped this year and I think we're sposed to get more of the fucking shit later this week. i tire of it.
your move doll. we near the end. rematch? ever play a three person game? who else can we involve in this?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:35:20 EST (#)
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I'm going to move in with Crystle for a while. At least until the end of hurricane season. Then I'll move in with Em for a bit.
Mm. Loves me some white women.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:34:09 EST (#)
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what up creep.
we should totally get a black van, some of those foldy guns, and a few certifiable lunatics to fight and make ourselves up as a real life a-team.
i'll be murdock, you can be B.A., orgasmo can be hannibal.
face TBD at a later date.
OR hidden can be face. yes. he should be able to get us some of those guns and he can fund the whole venture.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:33:08 EST (#)
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it was 65 and sunny here yesterday, I decided to work from home and took the kids to the park in the afternoon.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:33:03 EST (#)
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It's really tornadoey here right now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:33:03 EST (#)
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Snow?
it's been high 60's/ low 70's, slightly breezy, sunny.
whingers
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:33:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:29:43 EST (#)
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IT'S MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS.
GOD IT'S SNOWING SO HARD.
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Oh great. That'll be here in a day or so. Jesus fuck, I want to move somewhere tropical so bad.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:31:44 EST (#)
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They just put new carpet in my office and it smells horrendous. The fumes are like trash day at the beach. It's making me dizzy.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck snow right in it's smug white fucking ass. i'm so fucking tired of this winter. yesterday it rained for a few hours before turning to snow so we got a super nice glaze on the roads. the rain barely made a dent in the snow already on the ground though. i think it might be here until fucking july. fucking snow.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:30:40 EST (#)
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"big bad homo toaster slot of LURVE?" is tattoo-worthy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:29:43 EST (#)
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IT'S MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS.
GOD IT'S SNOWING SO HARD.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:29:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:28:09 EST (#)
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is it weird to pluck a hair off your nipple just to see what it feels like?
how about your big toe?
do i like afro?
soulglow?
big bad homo toaster slot of LURVE?
let's make babies, baby...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:27:45 EST (#)
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ATTN MUDWHISKERS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115245
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:27:32 EST (#)
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You'll always be a pack of franks to me, Mud.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:27:21 EST (#)
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it's the socks, muddy..
and yes, please, for the love of life itself, change them!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:27:15 EST (#)
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My nickname on the football team was "The Wild Elmo".
On the wrestling team it was "Monkey Boy".
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:26:10 EST (#)
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no seriously cause if you guys don't like me I'll change.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:26:03 EST (#)
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It's a long, stupid story. Much like the rest of my bio.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:25:53 EST (#)
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The origins of such a nickname are no doubt simultaneously horrifying and arrousing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:25:53 EST (#)
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lmao @ Bushy LePorkchop
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:25:20 EST (#)
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Bushy?!
Wow.
Don't even want to know how you earned that!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:25:16 EST (#)
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LADIES. No fighting.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:24:27 EST (#)
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My nickname in college was Bushy LePorkchop.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:24:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:19:18 EST (#)
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O & scourge, you know I love you, but I really think it's Not Cool At All that you'd make light of that here.
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I really don't think you have a right to talk, Valerie, since you're the one that told me in the first place. Let's not pretend that breaking a confidence in private is fine while a veiled, public allegation is an Uncool Banning Offense, ok?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:22:55 EST (#)
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I have a folder in my Internet Explorer Favorites list titled "Bushcraft".
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:22:30 EST (#)
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hey...i mean...do you guys like me?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:22:00 EST (#)
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done and merry christmas or happy birthday or something.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:21:57 EST (#)
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oh whatev, lishtabulous
if people are going to do that, and in public, and at THAT hour of the day, then it's game on.
you know you find the gossip scrumptiously good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:21:12 EST (#)
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LOL YOU GUYS FOR REALS.
I really do need you to play your move though Barry. Like the sooner the better.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:19:36 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114111
o-face
O-face
O-FACE
GODFACE
SMACKBONE JIMMY'S GONNA SLAP THAT ASSS
WOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:19:18 EST (#)
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O & scourge, you know I love you, but I really think it's Not Cool At All that you'd make light of that here.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:19:17 EST (#)
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Barry, if you're reading this, please play your scrabulous move so I can go do something else for a minute.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:18:02 EST (#)
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she's a clueless dipsy doodle.
but she's OURS.
how i love jeanneee. especially that o-face post of hers.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shots On Goal?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:16:48 EST (#)
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I hate you so much right now. You are a very bad man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:16:45 EST (#)
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Isn't she just a riot, scourge?
NOT knowing who it is. And to think, she's been here so long. How embarrassing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:15:43 EST (#)
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jeanneee is so out of the loop.
hahaha
MOG doesn't ring any bells? seriously?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:15:38 EST (#)
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Hello dumbass, I just DID ask around. Don't hold out on me, I don't think I could go on living if I didn't know who these two alleged sluts were.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:14:38 EST (#)
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i'm totally in a biscuit baking zone right now, yet i'm in my office.
just think of the delicious fluffy biscuits i could be producing if only i was allowed to be my own man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:14:31 EST (#)
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If you're in the loop you know who we mean by MOG and SOG.
If not, then you'll just have to ask around.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:14:02 EST (#)
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ok listen....I don't know shit about Jack or Jack about shit or whatever. I was on the committee in the beginning and then Snark ran the thing. As far as jack cheating...his post was the first I've heard of it and I wanted to say this then but I fucking hate that cheating MFer like totally to the max so I brought it up here on Jeanneee's post because I like her and she sent me a pair of her period panties.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:13:42 EST (#)
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Wait a damn minute. Who are MOG and SOG? This is my post and if there's gossip going on I need to be in the loop. Y'all know gossip is one of my many weaknesses.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:11:10 EST (#)
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I think my universe just shattered
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:10:51 EST (#)
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"Accidental Poopchute Entry" would be a good name for one of the crews on America's Best Dance Crew, which I may or may not have watched last night while I should have been sleeping or at least doing something productive.
It would also be a good Ubermadness title.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:10:34 EST (#)
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Wasn't the last UM over a year ago?
who the fuck cares if Jack did or did not cheat?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:10:19 EST (#)
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crystle, don't even get into it.
we all know the part you played in that little debacle
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:10:13 EST (#)
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Will bottom for bologna below.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:09:34 EST (#)
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hey...wanna hump?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:09:29 EST (#)
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UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:09:06 EST (#)
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NOOOOO!! Say it aint so!
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:07:03 PST (#)
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I have it on authority that MOG slept with SOG last year, and that's why they're so upset with each other now.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:09:04 EST (#)
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It will be a cold day in hell before I post tits, my own or anyone else's, on this website. Just... no.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:08:57 EST (#)
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hahaha...i totally heard that.
the reason they're upset is because he did the 'accidental' poopchute entry
but that's what they get for hanging out in that kind of place anyway, right?
what a couple of whores.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:08:04 EST (#)
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Then who(m)ever it is that is continuously bringing up whether Jack cheated or not.
Yes, I have a right to know. This is an open site. UM is a contest where the members can either participate or at the very least vote. If there is a provable cheater on it, then the members have a right to know.
Plus you brought the shit up. So do people who weren't ON the committee you named. I can conclude then that someone told someone else. Someone who as you have told me, didn't have a right to know.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:07:26 EST (#)
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Damnit. I was expecting tits like on Ashlee's post. Gyp.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:07:25 EST (#)
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and to think...jakc didn't even share the million dollar prize money after i helped him out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:07:03 EST (#)
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I have it on authority that MOG slept with SOG last year, and that's why they're so upset with each other now.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:06:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:00:15 EST (#)
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Muddy, if you weren't the one posting your comments, I'm willing to bet you'd say the same thing.
You'd probably tell the shitstirrer to put up or shut up.
What you do with the information you have or don't have is your prerogative, but you know exactly what you're doing by making those comments and our response to you can't possibly surprise you, man.
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I know exactly what I'm doing?
I have no way of predicting what will happen when I say something here nor could I even fathom the idea of CREATING SOME BULLSHIT STORY!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:03:04 EST (#)
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i voted on that post with four accounts.
so i cheated too!
HOORAY FOR CHEATERS.
for the record, i'm backing lish in any dispute today. she paid me to do so. 5 whole dollars.
SO...you can lick poop, mudsy mcmuddington
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:02:50 EST (#)
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Muddy knows how to generate buzz. He should write blind items for crazydaysandnights.net.
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW. Apparently. Personally I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:02:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:57:32 EST (#)
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No because if there is a cheater participating in contests, then we have a right to know.
Turn a blind eye?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
When your little battle is going full swing, there are usually 2 posts plus uberboard taunts about it.
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what gives you the right to know anything about what goes on? do you have some sort of vested interest in the goings on of this website?
Additionally I don't have any idea what your last sentence means or implies. What is my 'little battle'? When have I mentioned this anywhere outside of this post? Why are you so gullible? Who have I taunted on the uberboard? What posts have I made referring to this subject?
Don't paint me with your broad generalizations, don't you have some laundry to do or some cooking or something?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Vegas
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:01:27 EST (#)
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OMFG!
I totally knew that shit about 12.
I snickled the whole time that little piffing bitch was going on about it tooo!
WHAT A GODDAMN BOOB!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:00:15 EST (#)
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Muddy, if you weren't the one posting your comments, I'm willing to bet you'd say the same thing.
You'd probably tell the shitstirrer to put up or shut up.
What you do with the information you have or don't have is your prerogative, but you know exactly what you're doing by making those comments and our response to you can't possibly surprise you, man.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up, Bubba
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Don't start with me, dipshit. Your debating skills suck.
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Did I really just read that?
That is like horseshit complaining about the smell of dogshit.
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Fuck off, Rob. Why don't you draw a picture of your own asshole and crawl inside of it?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:58:51 EST (#)
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i think basically though it comes off as though you're waving your edick around even though it's all limp, flacid and useless. just saying.
"HEY EVERYBODY I KNOW A SECRET!!!! <pay attention to me my minions!>
but I'm not going to tell you what it is. "
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:57:32 EST (#)
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No because if there is a cheater participating in contests, then we have a right to know.
Turn a blind eye?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
When your little battle is going full swing, there are usually 2 posts plus uberboard taunts about it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:53:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:50:50 EST (#)
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Neither Mud.
If you have proof, post the fucking thing.
Otherwise everyone (Jack, the committee) should seriously shut the fuck up about it.
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listen...I can say whatever I want right.
If you don't want to talk about it...why don't you shut the fuck up about it?
Turn the blind eye to the subject dipshit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:52:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:46:10 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Bubba
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Don't start with me, dipshit. Your debating skills suck.
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Did I really just read that?
That is like horseshit complaining about the smell of dogshit.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hardy har har to you too. I avoided this for the last couple hours because of the NSFW tag, then my curiosity got the best of me. NSFW be damned.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:51:40 EST (#)
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I KNOW HOW THEY GET THE CARAMEL INTO THE CADBURY BARS.
I'LL TRADE YA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:46:10 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Bubba
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Don't start with me, dipshit. Your debating skills suck.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:50:50 EST (#)
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Neither Mud.
If you have proof, post the fucking thing.
Otherwise everyone (Jack, the committee) should seriously shut the fuck up about it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:49:03 EST (#)
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you can all kiss my ass mmmkay?
if I know something and don't want tell it then that is my fucking prerogative.
if I know something and do want to tell it then that is my fucking prerogative.
bitches.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:47:52 EST (#)
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funny, i too normally avoid all nsfw posts cause this employer would certainly remove my testicles along with my wage were i to be caught with something offending on my screen and yet here i am. i'd enter ubermadness again if it were ever to go again. gave me an excuse to write something.
just in case you were wondering, which I know you weren't... i went to the doctor to have my pinky checked out. she said I do good work and that it is set properly and there are no breaks. essentially i wasted my time, the doctors, and my girlfriends but since she was the one pushing me to go i feel vinidicated by the doctor actually saying "you do good work". girlfriend was not ammused, this only further fuels my assertion that I too practice medicine and know when I actually have to involve some overpriced douche nozzel in resolving a health issue.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:46:10 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Bubba
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:44:33 EST (#)
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Scourge:
RAFLM, MLSF? I can't believe that #12 is DGFHA.
Just don't tell anyone.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:43:19 EST (#)
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YOU KNOCKED ME OFF HEATED YOU BICTH
But no, really..if Jack cheated and you know it, you should really just put up or STFU about it. If it did happen and you agreed to lie by omission, that's fucking lame, unless it was because oh, I don't know, there were alters all over the place so Jack is no different than a bunch of other people. And if you're violating some supersecret Uber Skull and Bones society pact, then go balls out and make with it if you're going to say anything at all. And if he didn't, he didn't and let it REST for godsake.
Know what I'm sayin'?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:24:41 EST (#)
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Oh for Christ's sake! It isn't like selling secrets to the Soviets.
This is why drama like this is so pathetic.
Rimjob #1: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact.
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #2: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact. Horse Horse Horse87!
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #3: Jack cheated. Ask me how I know!
One of Us: Ok, how?
Rimjobs #1,2,& 3: We can't tell.
Fuck this whole pathetic keyboard warrior display of sullen, spoiled children.
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1,2,& 3 can't tell because they know nothing! They are bullshitting.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:41:10 EST (#)
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kaking?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:40:31 EST (#)
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Your timing is perfect. I was just going to start a search for that pic, and here you serve it up.
Hare-cí bocoup.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:39:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:24:41 EST (#)
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Oh for Christ's sake! It isn't like selling secrets to the Soviets.
This is why drama like this is so pathetic.
Rimjob #1: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact.
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #2: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact. Horse Horse Horse87!
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #3: Jack cheated. Ask me how I know!
One of Us: Ok, how?
Rimjobs #1,2,& 3: We can't tell.
Fuck this whole pathetic keyboard warrior display of sullen, spoiled children.
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Mensing?
or
KaosKing...ing?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:37:25 EST (#)
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OMGWTF!!1 How could you say that Oathmeal is secretly sleeping with Tigerlily while ghola doodles JonnyX's alters serves tea???! Fucking slander, that's what this is.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:37:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
btw - you've officially made the "heat" list.
MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RIC FLAIR DOGSTYLE DISCO COMING UP!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:24:41 EST (#)
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Oh for Christ's sake! It isn't like selling secrets to the Soviets.
This is why drama like this is so pathetic.
Rimjob #1: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact.
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #2: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact. Horse Horse Horse87!
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #3: Jack cheated. Ask me how I know!
One of Us: Ok, how?
Rimjobs #1,2,& 3: We can't tell.
Fuck this whole pathetic keyboard warrior display of sullen, spoiled children.
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YEAH FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:28:48 EST (#)
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heh...Daredevil Nerds....I like that
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:24:41 EST (#)
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Oh for Christ's sake! It isn't like selling secrets to the Soviets.
This is why drama like this is so pathetic.
Rimjob #1: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact.
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #2: Jack cheated. I know this for a fact. Horse Horse Horse87!
Jack: No, I didn't.
Rimjob #3: Jack cheated. Ask me how I know!
One of Us: Ok, how?
Rimjobs #1,2,& 3: We can't tell.
Fuck this whole pathetic keyboard warrior display of sullen, spoiled children.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
uber = NSFW
...yet here we are.
Daredevil nerds.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:21:32 EST (#)
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Duh. Everyone knows I never post anything that's really NSFW, especially when it has NSFW in the title. I just do that for fun.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:20:44 EST (#)
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I love that we're all at work and clicked this anyway.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:20:41 EST (#)
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This is my 88th post. I can't believe my repertoire is so long and distinguished, I feel like I've really accomplished something important here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:04:54 EST (#)
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The whole sad, sorry, story of Jack's wrongdoing makes me feel vindicated for not joining in anything, ever.
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The magical keys to urban bliss.
Limited exposure and lowered expectations.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:11:22 EST (#)
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Muddy... people are going to think we planned this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:11:20 EST (#)
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you should have at least given him tits.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:09:48 EST (#)
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macha...who?
i'm gonna get, i prolly shouldn't have said anything...later y'all
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:07:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:49:52 EST (#)
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I was on the committee for the last UM...I have proof that McCallum cheated be we were instructed not to bring it forward but at this point I don't really care anymore.
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DUH DUH DUUUUUUH.
Beautifully played, mudsprocket.
How Machiavellian.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:04:54 EST (#)
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The whole sad, sorry, story of Jack's wrongdoing makes me feel vindicated for not joining in anything, ever.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:02:32 EST (#)
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Ok, then exactly HOW did you know he cheated?
IP codes? E-mail addys?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:02:06 EST (#)
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SPACE ENOUGH ROB?!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:01:47 EST (#)
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below Rob I mean
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:01:31 EST (#)
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damn liar below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:01:17 EST (#)
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O M F G.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:00:51 EST (#)
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It was a majority vote between myself, snark, filthy, JohnnyX and Razor who wasn't on the committee but had to lend his 2 cents.
We opted just to let it run its course.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:00:46 EST (#)
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It's the rabbit. It makes everyone laugh.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:00:15 EST (#)
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OK, I don't know why I laughed at this, but I did.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:59:53 EST (#)
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forgot this one...
:(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3E4p6ivvMUc
Submitted by MikeRoch (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:58:58 EST (#)
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haha! rabbit!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:58:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:57:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:49:52 CST (#)
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I was on the committee for the last UM...I have proof that McCallum cheated be we were instructed not to bring it forward but at this point I don't really care anymore.
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Seriously? Post it then. UM is over and this bullshit refuses to die.
Post it and let the (hopefully) final debate occur on the post.
Who instructed you? Bart? Can't see him doing that being as how I don't see him giving a shit either way.
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I bet it was AJ. He's always struck me as a shifty type.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:58:05 EST (#)
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DOGSTYLE TIME!!!
RIC FLAIR SEX ACT EXPLOSION!!!
PEE IN YOUR BUTT!
PEE IN YOUR BUTT!
KABLOOIE!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:57:46 EST (#)
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I KNOW! Can you believe I actually spelled something right?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:57:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 10:49:52 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was on the committee for the last UM...I have proof that McCallum cheated be we were instructed not to bring it forward but at this point I don't really care anymore.
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Seriously? Post it then. UM is over and this bullshit refuses to die.
Post it and let the (hopefully) final debate occur on the post.
Who instructed you? Bart? Can't see him doing that being as how I don't see him giving a shit either way.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:56:49 EST (#)
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DOGSTYLE TIME FOR THE WIN!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:56:40 EST (#)
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DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:56:20 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA CRYSTLE YOU SAID "TITLING"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:55:57 EST (#)
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This is gayer than a bag of dicks.
Thank moo for mooining my pre-noon buzz.
If I had a live rabbit, I would throw it at your face and laugh with my hands on my hips and my codpiece of woe thrust out into the winter wind while it ate your eyes and peed in the eyeholes.
What I'm trying to say is: turn around, it's dogstyle time.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:55:01 EST (#)
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Ubermadness is a joke, I don't see why anyone cares anyway. I mean even if you win, it's like so what? It's arbitrary and the very idea that someone would cheat just to win it... well it's kind of like cheating at so