Flying Banana Over Texas (692 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-03-04 12:55:10 EST
Last year there was an article about le "Conseil des arts et lettres du Québec" awarding 65 grands to an artist so he could build a giant banana to fly over texas. He's also using federal govt funds.
People were pissed that money was wasted on such a stupid project.
But this morning I stumbled upon the project's site and I think it's hilarious.
I lol therefore I like.
http://www.geostationarybananaovertexas.com/
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-05 03:16:34 EST (#)
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65G couldn't have covered the costs for this.
i wonder if there were other sponsors.
i will not look at the site.
bad enough that i waste my time here looking for nsfw and gif jokes
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:37:07 EST (#)
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Texans are morons....all of them.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:26:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:30:30 EST (#)
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lol okay
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-04 16:04:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:54:39 EST (#)
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Or a giant 101 Bill "Obey and speak french, anglofucks p.s. Give us your money."
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:52:13 EST (#)
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They should fly a giant can of Pepsi over Québec. Or a giant Jos Louis.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:46:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:07:41 EST (#)
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I bet you can't wait to sit on that thing and see if it all fits inside your ass.
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giant phallic object -> gay joke
omfg...wit!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:45:20 EST (#)
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i think it's weird that a montreal artist is using our tax money for something that will be visible only to texans.
then again, Bush provides us freedom so it's a fair deal.
freedom bananas!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:39:26 EST (#)
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a flying taco with a stream of sour cream oozing out the back would be much better
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-04 14:35:08 EST (#)
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hahaha! I will donate 1 euro.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:45:41 EST (#)
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"i lol therefore i like"
a solid philosophy, sir.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:37:05 EST (#)
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Studio audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Jerry: Today on Jerry we're talking to hicks and asking them about all the strange things they've seen when out in the fields, fornicating with the livestock. First up is Bob. Now Bob, you say that you saw a UFO?
Studio audience: *Laughs*
Bob: Dat's right, Jerry.
Jerry: And you say that it looked like a banana.
Studio audience: *LAUGHTER!!*
Bob: Dat's right, Jerry. I wuz out....uh.....tendin' to Ol' Bessie when I looked and saw right up in da sky, was dis big flyin' Nanner!
Jerry: "Nanner?"
Bob: Yeah, you know, like the fruit! Anyways, I ran back to duh house and told Wanda that I think we gots us sum aliens and maybe she outta make sum ice tea or sumpthin. But when I walked in, I caught her with Jimmy from next door! Dey wuz fornicatin!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:29:25 EST (#)
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Immense Banana Peel Drops From Sky; Entire City of Amarillo Pratfalls in Unison. Film at 11.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:08:04 EST (#)
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Surface-To-Air missile.
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All I'm sayin' about that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:07:41 EST (#)
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I bet you can't wait to sit on that thing and see if it all fits inside your ass.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-04 13:00:44 EST (#)
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That's not a bannana......that's a space station!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:59:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-04 11:57:50 CST (#)
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You just KNOW some redneck in Arkansas is going to see that thing and then go on Springer or Maury spouting off about "EYE SAW ME A GENUWYNE UFO, YES I DIDS!"
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Exactly my thoughts!
"IT LOOK'D LIKE ONE-A-DEM NANNERS!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:58:46 EST (#)
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heh
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:57:50 EST (#)
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You just KNOW some redneck in Arkansas is going to see that thing and then go on Springer or Maury spouting off about "EYE SAW ME A GENUWYNE UFO, YES I DIDS!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-04 12:56:48 EST (#)
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is this code for you going to Texas for a buttsex party with apollo?