Win 2 Tickets, All Expenses Paid Including Air Fares To The 2008 Olympic Game In Beijing, China (577 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-03-04 17:50:29 EST
Definitely not an email forward so if hit your mailbox quit fucking lying and telling everyone that you received this 3 weeks ago. We don't care, carrot spackeler.
To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to: International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne, Switzerland.
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
Good Luck!
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!
I wouldn't go to China is you paid my fare and hotel. Cat-eating, felon-kidney-transplanting, girlchild-hating sons of bitches.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia...did I take my cock out of your mouth? I'm pretty sure I told you shut your cock holster up until I was done! Lost, I'll hit you up and let you know.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico talking to himself, below.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And actually, I've got to leave now. We're opening for Blind Melon tonight at the National Theater here in Richmond and load in/sound check is at 4pm.
Peace out cub scout...
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you do...but for heterosexuality sake, I say we each buy our own beer and retire to separate quarters. My asshole is an exit only and I would like to keep it that way until I end up in prison.
Shoot me an email at lostnphound.at.gmail.com and let me know if you plan to come.
I wish I could get the fuck outta RVA...at least one of us was able to escape.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lost....I'll perhaps come see you play, however, lest you've forgotten I sweat sex therefore enabling me to be the recipient (catcher if you like that better) of the brews.
Funny TRUE story about Sine's. I was leaving there a few years ago when I saw a guy get run over by a tow truck. Read my shitty story about it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85607
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico-
As luck would have it (for you) we are playing at Sine Irish Pub on 5/24 here in Richmond. You should definitely come out so we can be ugly together. And since I'm the entertainment, you ought to buy me the beers.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lost...where do you play at? If I remember correctly it's in Richmond or around there. I'll be in VA the weekends of May 24th and the 31st and if you're lucky I'll let you buy me 23 beers.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It works well for me...that whole "being in a band" thing. It gets me a ton of eSex. Which is WAY better than eMasturbation. I mean, who can really brag about fucking their own hand...electronically?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am having Sico's baby, we are making 'a go of it'. He is gonna work Pizza delivery at night, meat packing during the day, I am goona stay at home watching Maury and eating Twinkies. Ahhh, I will keep the trailer so clean...
'Husband' ahaha don't keep believing the 'I have a family' horseshit I run on here. Next people will think you really are in a band.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What does your husband have to say about that Orphelia?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:44:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell have you been?
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tied to my bedpost.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell have you been?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-05 08:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm in china right now, so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
you should see the haircuts these people have. crazy.
/tsingtao beer sucks.
//wish i had some goddamn hops.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-05 04:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay casual racism!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-05 04:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha gave me a good chrotle
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-03-05 03:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the point in playing a game that is THIS easy?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-03-05 01:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even better because I just realized every last one of them has a crustache.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-03-05 01:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The blending could be a little better around the eyes and on the two in the bottom left, you can tell the nose is a little off because the angle of the head doesn't match up. Otherwise, this is the most awesome thing I've seen all week. Kudos if you made this yourself.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass picture.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fag above.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:32:26 EST (#)
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Fag below.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:30:58 EST (#)
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Oathy...send me more naked pictures of you, please.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:30:06 EST (#)
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A HEADBAND MADE OUT OF GREY PIXELS?
Try again, Trevor.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:23:46 EST (#)
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It's a headband, you mouli.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:22:15 EST (#)
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Look at the forehead on the bottom right guy.
Shopped. No two ways about it.
Fail.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I call shenanigans. This is unpossible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got this in an email forward three weeks ago, fudgepacker.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-04 18:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Last one, all yours, shitbag. +2 :)
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any one of the many permutations of answers for each question would be accurate.
I pick combination 1378654647.
I WIN!!!
However, I fully realise from British day time competitions that the winner is generally a member of the crew, and some little spaz kid who deserved the prize will actually end up losing to the video editor who fell asleep during the live broadcast.
JUSTICE 4 ALL!!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I call shenanigans. This is unpossible.