Bitching: Enough Fucking Snow Already (994 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-03-05 10:45:12 EST
We're on pace to shatter all records of snow precipitations.
I think we're close to 4 meters (that would be about 12 feet) so far this winter.
On the ground, it reaches 1 meter.
Everyone is depressed and tired of it, even people who like outdoor winter sports.
There's a "little" 30 feet high snow hill right next to my froot door and the tiny avalanches keep blocking it.
Today's forecast: a whole foot of snow...again! Help! :°(
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:20:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:40:38 EST (#)
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Now you now exactly how a growing majority of English-speaking Canadians feel about the endless bilingual bullshit coming out of Quebec. The tide is turning, my friend. Hahaha.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:38:32 EST (#)
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It is called climate change, dickhead. Get used to it when your neighbor isn't signed on to Kyoto and Canada isn't meeting their requirements either.
Humans are going to destroy the world and kill all the polar bears.
GW Bush doesn't give a flying fuck about humanity.
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what in the fuck are you two retards talking about?
Submitted by c.darksun (user info) at 2008-03-05 20:08:22 EST (#)
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Global warming at its finest
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:49:35 EST (#)
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I live in GA. I would laugh at you, but my throat is too dry.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:43:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:07:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:53:22 EST (#)
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this has gotta be the last big snowfall...it's march,mon esti!!!
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In Colorado March means nothing...nor does April. Last year, mid-April it dumped 8-10" in soouthern Colorado
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It's snowing here right now, and I think a big one is on its way.
I remember April snows being 30 to 40 inches. . . <waybackwhen>
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:38:32 EST (#)
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It is called climate change, dickhead. Get used to it when your neighbor isn't signed on to Kyoto and Canada isn't meeting their requirements either.
Humans are going to destroy the world and kill all the polar bears.
GW Bush doesn't give a flying fuck about humanity.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:22:54 EST (#)
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i partly understand your pain. i decided to leave Chicago because i seriously don't understand why people want to live like this. i'm going on a quick trip to Iraq and the moment i get back to Chicago i'm buying a house away from that stupid fucking weather. i never want to experience weather like that again. just when i thought it was going to warm up a little, we got another foot of snow. fuck that shit. i'm done.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:02:29 EST (#)
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Send some of it down stateside. We're in a deficit, which will make the farmers bitch come Springtime.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:07:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:53:22 EST (#)
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this has gotta be the last big snowfall...it's march,mon esti!!!
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In Colorado March means nothing...nor does April. Last year, mid-April it dumped 8-10" in soouthern Colorado
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:53:22 EST (#)
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this has gotta be the last big snowfall...it's march,mon esti!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:39:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:29:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:02:47 EST (#)
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THANK GOODNESS FOR UBER!
Otherwise I would NEVER know what the weather is like anywhere!
or when people died.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:50:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:50:38 EST (#)
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NO snow in Daytona Beach Florida
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How is Bike Week?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:12:09 EST (#)
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that metric horseshit has to go. don't give me fucking coversions, just use the english.
(it really pissed me off in harry potter 5 [movie] when the narrator gave the temp in Celsius, then Fahrenheit. i just about walked out of the theater right there)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:12:03 EST (#)
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The forecast for Saturday when I land in San Jose, Costa Rica is supposed to be a friendly, comfortable 27 C.
:)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:02:47 EST (#)
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THANK GOODNESS FOR UBER!
Otherwise I would NEVER know what the weather is like anywhere!
or when people died.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:50:38 EST (#)
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NO snow in Daytona Beach Florida
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:40:45 EST (#)
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i hate snow.
it's 63 here in Norfolk, Virginia.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:35:56 EST (#)
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We didn't see so much of an inch here in Washington this year. Just a couple dustings.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:21:33 EST (#)
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334876,00.html
Just think, this could be you someday...
Of course, your wimenz would have to be better looking by about a couple orders of magnitude and most of you would have to take remedial English lessons for a few, um, years, but, hey, anything's possible right?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:16:28 EST (#)
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Christ Almighty, that is a big snowbank.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 12:00:01 EST (#)
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Maybe you can invite nrduncan up to Montreal for a little cuddle time.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:43:00 EST (#)
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Also: I'm leaving the warm weather of Florida for the slightly less warm weather of Phoenix, AZ for a few days next week on business. Sucks, that. Wait, no it doesn't!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:40:38 EST (#)
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Now you now exactly how a growing majority of English-speaking Canadians feel about the endless bilingual bullshit coming out of Quebec. The tide is turning, my friend. Hahaha.
Hahahaha!
AaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I hear you though. It's driving everyone crazy up there. The other day my dad ran outside with a shotgun and started shooting at the snow and screaming FUCK YOU!
PS - I took this pic yesterday outside the office. http://www.ubersite.com/m/115370. Blue skies, not a cloud in sight, mid-sixties. Gonna be like that until Sunday. California is like that hot crazy chick everybody wants to fuck (there's at least one in every guy's life). It has a lot of issues, but god damn is it beautiful.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:40:04 EST (#)
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Stuck inside?
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html will make this http://www.ratpackcycles.com/calmdownjack.gif happen to you.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:20:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:16:50 EST (#)
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Today's forecast? 12 Inches Of Snow!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Inches_of_Snow
"informer
you no say daddy me snow im gonna blame
a licky boom boom down
detective man said daddy snow i stabbed someone down the lane
a licky boom boom down"
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Ha ha. Well that's that stuck in my head for the rest of the day...
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:16:50 EST (#)
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Today's forecast? 12 Inches Of Snow!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Inches_of_Snow
"informer
you no say daddy me snow im gonna blame
a licky boom boom down
detective man said daddy snow i stabbed someone down the lane
a licky boom boom down"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:07:27 EST (#)
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I'm debating on a surf trip to Melbourne, Florida this coming up week.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:07:18 EST (#)
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GLOBAL WARMING FTW!!
oh wait...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-05 11:02:50 EST (#)
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I have a husky you could borrow so at least you could get to work. You just need to drive to GA to get her.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-05 10:59:43 EST (#)
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i got seven more inches yesterday
you have my frozen land flat beat though
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-05 10:54:54 EST (#)
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Oh, the weather outside is frightful...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-05 10:54:28 EST (#)
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we tire of it too. fucking great white north. fuck snow right in it's fucking smug white ass.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-05 10:51:21 EST (#)
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Would love a bit of snow here. The best I got is weak sunshine with a nasty creeping cold wind.
Never mind. Go on holiday.