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Sobriety is a thing of the past (535 hits)

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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-05 13:41:33 EST


Beer

greens


whatever else floats my way



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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

word

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to your mother

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in time homie just give it time

it was legal once it will be again
--
Word.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i concur

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sometimes i try ta get 'em

not on this particular post this one is worth the constant 0




yeah, not so much.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 15:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There are more creative ways to create a decent bossom than implants. And cheaper ways, too.
Implants are an expensive way to +2s and would not necessarily ensure a +2 from jealous female Uberers who's boobies hang lower than their knees.

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so i should take a picture of my friends boobs



you could drown in em



but ppl already know im a dude



so i dont see how this would work



unless...



i might have a plan

gimmie some time



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That'a girl!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That post helps make lesbianism seem a more appealing choice.

I can almost smell that post... Urgh.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You mean, like this? http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964 (NSFW) 1st one to spot the sico wins a nothing boat.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114583 this link because it has me in it too.

Ooops, dropped a +1 back there.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I am talking about the collection of cocks. Sico is in there somewhere don't stare at the screen too long or you will go blind.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Except for when I did it....

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There are more creative ways to create a decent bossom than implants. And cheaper ways, too.
Implants are an expensive way to +2s and would not necessarily ensure a +2 from jealous female Uberers who's boobies hang lower than their knees.

Don't show cock, been done before and it sucked.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA!

Yeah, but only if it was a chestwhore leading me to believe you were female.

The chest hair might throw it off.

Whilst I AM a barbarian I do not like my women to LOOK barbaric.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is the epicurean highlight of uber's history. People wise enough to follow suit have already left.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so i need breast implants eh




Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Camwhoring with boobs and flirting with the entire uber user base will ensure a steady +2 stream.
--
Troof.

With some people.

I would rather see boobs then three lines of txt and jesus.

Troof.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Camwhoring with boobs and flirting with the entire uber user base will ensure a steady +2 stream.



Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sometimes i try ta get 'em

not on this particular post this one is worth the constant 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-05 14:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At least with no sobriety you won't mind the -2s so much.



Not that you gave a fuck in the first place.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Content.


Hi jesus.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i've been try'n

but it just never happens

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

explode

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 13:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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