Asshole itches. (1262 hits)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2008-03-05 15:59:53 EST
My asshole itches but not on the outside. Its itches right up just inside the asshole. I get some relief if I shove my pinky up there and wiggle it around. I craped in my hand and looked for worms but couldn't find any. Are worms visible or do you have to use a microscope. I recently ate a hamburger that looked rare.
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:27:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:33:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:47:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:59:31 EST (#)
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Instant classic.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 03:45:33 EST (#)
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Quite frankly, I don't know what all you -2ers expected from a post titled 'Asshole itches'.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-05 22:25:16 EST (#)
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fuck yeah. i'm spent.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-03-05 22:22:39 EST (#)
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Is that all you mother fuckers got?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-05 22:12:34 EST (#)
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probably hemmorhoids. ask him to go gentle next time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-05 20:46:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:55:34 EST (#)
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2. Smear it on this: http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8295/pearanguish02iv7.gif
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+2 ANAL PEAR
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-03-05 20:25:00 EST (#)
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Okay.
1. Get you some of this: http://www.preparationh.com/
2. Smear it on this: http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8295/pearanguish02iv7.gif
3. Stick the handle of that in this: http://www.alltvstuff.com/g1.html
4. Put that in this: http://www.milwaukeeconnect.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_27_40028_-1_729320_192175_192137
5. Properly install the whole mess where the discomfort is noted.
6. Hit the 'Go' switch and you're cured.
7. Cured
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hahahaha who would have known that I'd get some wonderful medical advice. I feel so loved! Considering my anus does not itch because Caulin hasn't been tounging it lately.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-03-05 20:21:52 EST (#)
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OMFG THE PAIN!!!!!!!!! Have you faint hearts no sympathy?!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:13:07 EST (#)
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You should ask your boyfriend to use more lube next time.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:55:34 EST (#)
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Okay.
1. Get you some of this: http://www.preparationh.com/
2. Smear it on this: http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8295/pearanguish02iv7.gif
3. Stick the handle of that in this: http://www.alltvstuff.com/g1.html
4. Put that in this: http://www.milwaukeeconnect.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_27_40028_-1_729320_192175_192137
5. Properly install the whole mess where the discomfort is noted.
6. Hit the 'Go' switch and you're cured.
7. Cured!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:19:09 EST (#)
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my bubba itches like hell sometimes, but i put an ice cube up there and let it melt.
the slow, cold drip feels like blood and warms my soul.
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Suck my Willie. Make it hot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:52:48 EST (#)
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Try dynamite.
Submitted by Graham (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:51:59 EST (#)
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"You may have pinworms.
And, I pray that you do."
"HAHAHA
Jesus, that's nasty.
I wonder what this guy did to deserve such treatment from a health care professional?"
"Well, I'm no doctor but it sounds to me like you have got yourself a case of the "homos"."
HAHAHA. This is the funniest shit I've read on this site in a long ass time!
Tsk tsk FG3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:44:57 EST (#)
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No, YOU'RE the asshole. It's the rest of your body that itches.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:44:15 EST (#)
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you shoved your finger up your ass?
you're gayer than cum on a mustache.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:15:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:59:40 EST (#)
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just the usual hilarity, shlong.
...a case of the homos
hahaha
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:54:51 EST (#)
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Ice cream won't help him.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:43:56 EST (#)
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Go see doc for some ass-cream.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:42:34 EST (#)
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Was it the +2 gave this dumbass or just my usual hilarity?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:38:55 EST (#)
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shlongy made me laugh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:32:26 EST (#)
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LOL
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:22:46 EST (#)
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You have pinworms.
I know because I've had them before. In fact, here's a post about it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93705
Good luck with that.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:20:12 EST (#)
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The trick is to spread your butt cheeks wide and blast half a can of deep heat onto your ring-piece.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:19:51 EST (#)
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stupih
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:19:09 EST (#)
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my bubba itches like hell sometimes, but i put an ice cube up there and let it melt.
the slow, cold drip feels like blood and warms my soul.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:16:16 EST (#)
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Well, I'm no doctor but it sounds to me like you have got yourself a case of the "homos".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:15:08 EST (#)
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I feel sorry for you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:12:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:02:24 EST (#)
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You may have pinworms.
And, I pray that you do.
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HAHAHA
Jesus, that's nasty.
I wonder what this guy did to deserve such treatment from a health care professional?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:11:13 EST (#)
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I hate this alter.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:09:37 EST (#)
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there are anti-itch creams. calmoseptine works quite well.
http://www.calmoseptineointment.com/
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:05:29 EST (#)
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I just copied and pasted this from s shit website I was linked to you f'in retards.
http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/itchyasscrack.html
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:04:50 EST (#)
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AHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:02:24 EST (#)
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You may have pinworms.
And, I pray that you do.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:02:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:01:33 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ: Stay away from this guy for a while. He's getting a bit worn out.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 16:01:32 EST (#)
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No, no no.
You got it all wrong.
Its the wrong tone.
Talk to me like that again, and ill stick you in the face with a saturing iron.