Smelly People Rant (952 hits)
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Submitted by Lib (View user info) at 2008-03-05 17:18:07 EST
I hate smelly people in the Library.
Why do smelly people always come into the library ?
I never meet up with smelly people out of the library.
There is a whole family in here, STINKY, LOUD and RUDE.
Every week she comes in, her and her stinky kids. Oh stinky bratty kids. She checks out DVD's then states that she never did check those out. Does she think I forget ?
She talks to herself, yells at the kids and she stinks. I can smell her all the way across the room. Is she ever clean I wonder ? Are the kids? I feel like asking her do you ever wash their clothes or bodies ?
UH ever seen a toothbrush ?
Hey have you ever seen soap in the store ?
Washcloths work well in the shower with soap and you would not believe the wonderful smell.
I remember when my kids were little I loved the smell of them as I put them in their Jammies after their nightly bath. Does she smell them ?
Maybe she has no sense of smell, should I tell her ?
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:25:34 EDT (#)
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Here's a connection:
Rich/successful people care about how they smell, so they wash.
No one is going around smelling poor people, so some of them just don't wash.
Poor people use the library instead of buying books.
Translation:
Poor people smell. Poor people use the library. Therefore, smelly people use the library.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:33:24 EDT (#)
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Just exactly how old are you lady? :)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-15 12:01:03 EDT (#)
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I understand that people use the library to get out of the house. I know I do.
BUT it cost nothing to bathe. Even if you can not afford soap you still have water. Yes?
I do not mind people that just smell a little, it is the ones that smell up the whole Library the minute they walk in the door. Last summer while trying to remodel my bathroom, ( long ongoing story in itself.), I showered outside each morning, yes it was cold and uncomfortable, but jeez, got to take a shower before work.
Just saying.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-01 14:23:33 EDT (#)
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Perhaps they don't give a fuck what you think. That's not meant to be offensive. I just think that people can hit that point where they think, 'wow, I can't afford food for my kids...I'm in the library with because it's free and a way to get out of the hole I live in'.
The whole reason libraries to exist is because they are meant make books and other literacy related materials universally available to everyone. That includes people who might not smell up to your standards. If you don't like it, go somewhere else.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:33:24 EDT (#)
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Just exactly how old are you lady? :)
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:29:40 EST (#)
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Agree w/ Circe
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:56:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:36:03 EST (#)
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Why not actually pay for your books?
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says the pussy who brags about downloading movies for free instead of paying at the cinema
stfu
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:42:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:36:03 EST (#)
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Why not actually pay for your books?
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I'm a voracious reader. I read between four and six novels a week - new novels and re-reads of favorites. Usually four are new. A novel costs between twenty and forty dollars new, depending on whether it's in paperback yet. Secondhand bookshops are great for browsing, maybe finding something unexpected, but if you have a particular book in mind, or an author that's not very, very popular, you're shit out of luck.
So I go to the library for those four new novels a week. If I like them enough to want to re-read them, I'll buy them for my bookshelf.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:54:05 EST (#)
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I shot this pic today. I then went to despair.com and made a poster. Print this poster and keep it visible.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:32:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:23:09 EST (#)
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Gross, dude.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:42:46 EST (#)
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why would you want to be the smelly kid?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:23:15 EST (#)
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We had a few smellies that would come into a bank I was working in years ago. I would go out behind them when they came in and spray air freshner. They would come in the same time everyweek.
They didnt like me, but then I didnt like them because they stank of piss, no excuse for it they had money they just chose to stink of piss. Smelly fucking sods.
My appraisal was interesting.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:11:33 EST (#)
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okay okay using soap is easy and i made typos in every review
keep it clean, earth.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:09:28 EST (#)
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I never meet up with smelly people out of the library.
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let me introduce you the subway or bus.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 03:42:18 EST (#)
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I use the library lots. Hurty doesn't know what he is missing. It isn't just books, it is CDs, DVDs, books for sale, periodicals, PCs, courses, playgroup, cafe, playarea, childrens story hour, meet the author, book signings, every kind of book imaginable, I could go on.
I do not smell.
Whilst pregnant with my last 'un, I did some casual cashier work at a cut price supermarket, Jesus, I had a bottle of airfreshner under the till, some people reeked. Their BO was so bad it ceaed to be a smell and actually became a thing that you could taste, feel. It would linger for ages, even after the smelly person had left, hence the spray.
What got me most was the BO thing seemed to be hereditary. We would have whole families come for their weekly groceries and each of them would have BO. They can afford a pack of 16 beefburgers, a zillion pizzas and a multi pack of Walkers crisps but not soap - and toothpaste??
I often wondered if they knew they were smelly but if they did, and just didn't care, I was always envious of them. Not to care that much, life must be really easy.
Also, you forgot - those who smell of urine, shit, old dead dog, chain smokers and 'house smell'. I became so good after a while, I could tell if someone had recently been to McDonalds or SubWay.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:13:27 EST (#)
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Why do smelly people always come into the library ?
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becuase they want to read.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-05 20:13:45 EST (#)
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i liked this
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:40:28 EST (#)
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I think I've exhausted all other options.
I'm into re-runs and cut & paste jobs.
But really, did this post deserve anything more than that anyway?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:24:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:11:27 EST (#)
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You know what else smells?
This post.
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that is fucking terrible. horrible. go take a break. wash your face. drink some coffee. get your shit together and never let something like that kind of mail-in comment happen again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:11:27 EST (#)
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You know what else smells?
This post.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:06:13 EST (#)
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I was born without a sense of smell. Maybe she doesn't know. You SHOULD tell her.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:44:41 EST (#)
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It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls let the guy you were with the tounge
So guys take your cue from this number
[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
Now at class you need total concentration
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch
[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:29:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:28:28 EST (#)
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Some people smell. Some of them are Greek.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:08:59 EST (#)
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You're saying that of all then people that come and go through the Library who potentially could be smelly, you only run across these particular actually smelly people? And of all the things that could occupy your mind enough to make you write a post, these particular actually smelly people take up the most space?
Sorry about your forced potty training.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:50:36 EST (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:37:08 EST (#)
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And not necessarily from a huge book shop, you could just get them cheap from charity shops, then when you're done take them back so they can re-sell them and you can pretend you're doing something that will make a difference.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-05 17:36:03 EST (#)
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Why not actually pay for your books?