I lied (first REAL camwhore) nsfw kinda again repost (2235 hits)
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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-06 00:06:22 EST
im sorry uber
but im really a
woman
that last picture was just my friend steve
things i didnt lie about
drugs
booze
and the anal sex
again im sorry
heres a pic to make up for my shenanigans
if it dont work this time
fuck off
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-10 00:06:51 EDT (#)
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anyone know what happened ta my soda?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-08 10:31:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2008-03-08 02:24:49 EST (#)
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Saw this on 4chan.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:24:13 EST (#)
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indeed
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:29:23 EST (#)
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ok
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-07 08:09:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:38:15 EST (#)
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but im supprised this still has a posative
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spoke too soon.
not enough whoring i suspect.
i am beginning to think being a slut is a talent you're born with.
or not.
needs more flirting.
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your right im just not a whore
really rather a shame if ya ask me
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-07 07:01:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:05:44 EST (#)
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http://www.myspace.com/viatrophy
Jesus H. Christ.
Jesus H. Christ.
That's awful.
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why o why
did you have ta do that
i actually clicked that
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:38:15 EST (#)
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but im supprised this still has a posative
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spoke too soon.
not enough whoring i suspect.
i am beginning to think being a slut is a talent you're born with.
or not.
needs more flirting.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.myspace.com/viatrophy
Jesus H. Christ.
Jesus H. Christ.
That's awful.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:43:31 EST (#)
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your skin looks weird...rough looking like a sharks. Are you an earthling?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:06:54 EST (#)
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I'm still kinda confused...is that lil' tat on your shoulder a weird fish with wings?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:26:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:26:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:07:25 EST (#)
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nah i know you a sharp cookie
but i would like to thank orph for the idea
and wolf for reminding me closer ta midnight
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:59:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:13:47 EST (#)
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you just gave me an idea
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You must think I'm terribly silly
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115394
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:55:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:22:22 EST (#)
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Rule #198384 of Uber: before you post a camwhore, decide what your sexuality actually is.
Of course, this is irrelevant because you're either an alter or just a very determined troll.
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seriously
projection is not a good way ta deal with your problems
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:20:30 EST (#)
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like whoa dude
like niether do i dude
like dude dude
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:18:55 EST (#)
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we don't really care, dude.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:13:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:47:22 EST (#)
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and that's supposed to be attractive?
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nope just a joke
in person she looks better
aka nice booty
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:08:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:31:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:22:22 GMT (#)
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Rule #198384 of Uber: before you post a camwhore, decide what your sexuality actually is.
Of course, this is irrelevant because you're either an alter or just a very determined troll.
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Ahaha someone doesn't know their Uber.
Joe, I don't understand why some don't get this.
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l is just caped-to-the-handy
but im supprised this still has a posative
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:05:44 EST (#)
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i'd change your diaper
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:37:34 EST (#)
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+2 because I'm into suicidegirls
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:22:22 GMT (#)
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Rule #198384 of Uber: before you post a camwhore, decide what your sexuality actually is.
Of course, this is irrelevant because you're either an alter or just a very determined troll.
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Ahaha someone doesn't know their Uber.
Joe, I don't understand why some don't get this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:52:12 EST (#)
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I know all 12 people who live in Scotland, she's not one of them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:46:57 EST (#)
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ooooch aye, hoots mon this is shit
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:47:22 EST (#)
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and that's supposed to be attractive?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:51:21 EST (#)
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I like that slut. I'd do her again.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:22:22 EST (#)
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Rule #198384 of Uber: before you post a camwhore, decide what your sexuality actually is.
Of course, this is irrelevant because you're either an alter or just a very determined troll.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:10:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:47:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:32:20 EST (#)
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needs more nipples
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:20:26 EST (#)
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Ugh.
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still sad about a little perspective
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:29:13 EST (#)
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the first words of the title are "I lied"
they should of been boobs
or cookies
or
i've been around this site for like well since it began
anyone who fell for this was super mega ultra noob
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:20:26 EST (#)
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Ugh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:17:11 EST (#)
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I just realised, the buzz word was 'boobies'.
*Looks around*
No, none here!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:12:49 EST (#)
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sico just made me pee myself a little
i dont know why
might be the insomnia
well more acuratley the sleep deprivation
but that was fucking classic
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:08:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:16:24 EST (#)
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The whole "I'm really a girl! *giggle*" routine is such a worn out old hat that it is basically a manky sweatband.
Obviously pretending to be black or crippled is still hysterical though.
*complicated hand gesture*
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The whole "*complicated hang gesture/gypsy gang sign*" routine is such a worn out old robe that it is basically a burlap dress.
Obviously pretending to be Stephen Hawking is still hysterical though.
*complicated wheelchair wheelie*
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:08:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:24:03 EST (#)
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What's REALLY weird is that the blinds in that picture are the same ones as are hanging in my office
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i have the same blinds.
innit strange that the UK, USA and CR all have the same blind vendors?
wow. thats really something
a female porky pig. cute in a beer fog kinda way
she's not bad now but when she gets old she'll be real fat.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:48:37 EST (#)
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You have a little bit of food on your face...just to the right of your mouth...up a bit...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:45:18 EST (#)
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With boobies like that, I imagine the line between male/female is confusingly blurred.
Haha :)
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:27:18 EST (#)
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coincidence
i think not
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:24:03 EST (#)
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What's REALLY weird is that the blinds in that picture are the same ones as are hanging in my office.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:20:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:47:44 EST (#)
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Oh! Meeley got tats and died her hair.
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I did NOT!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:16:24 EST (#)
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The whole "I'm really a girl! *giggle*" routine is such a worn out old hat that it is basically a manky sweatband.
Obviously pretending to be black or crippled is still hysterical though.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:08:19 EST (#)
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This post should serve as a beacon to heed as in all other posts should follow the layout given here.
If there was a +432 button, you, sir, you would deserve it.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:01:56 EST (#)
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but i've invested way too much money
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:53:23 EST (#)
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The plan maybe wasn't so cunning. Abort, abort, ABORT!!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:47:44 EST (#)
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Oh! Meeley got tats and died her hair.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:42:27 EST (#)
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So who's myspace have you raided?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:40:34 EST (#)
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What?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:17:36 EST (#)
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the whole show aint free
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-06 05:40:16 EST (#)
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Your hands are covering up your +2
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 05:24:35 EST (#)
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i am not a dirty...
wait yep
dammit
i am a slut
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:54:31 EST (#)
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I bet you do, slut. :)
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:45:12 EST (#)
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can steve bring the camera?
i like to be filmed
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:25:13 EST (#)
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Sounds like a party. You bring Steve. He can watch.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:08:01 EST (#)
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Just so you know I don't negiotiate with turrorists.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:00:47 EST (#)
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jus' you an me hun thats all we need
nothing too fancy
but if ya feel like bringing shit
bring deathmobiles sisters toys
infact just bring her also
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 03:44:07 EST (#)
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Yeah, I will bring the blue eyeshadow and the breats you bring the.... Hmmmmm....
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 03:17:58 EST (#)
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all you guys gotta compete with orphelia
cause shes my sex goddess
unless you wanted us both at the same time
but that would cost alot of money
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-06 03:07:21 EST (#)
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Yeah! You go, sista!!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:34:50 EST (#)
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if ya wanna
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:09:52 EST (#)
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Needs more rape
That is all
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:14:08 EST (#)
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yeah, but then, two months later, you see her at stop and shop and she yells at you in front of everyone for giving a fake number, spits on all your food, and hits your with boiled eggs from the salad bar.
crazy women don't cool off. they stay crazy and think up ways to get even later.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:12:05 EST (#)
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i'd boil your dog anyday
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:10:30 EST (#)
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fear and sex go together well if properly mixed
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:09:30 EST (#)
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She'd only boil your dog if you gave her your real name and/or let he know where you live.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:07:14 EST (#)
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this woman is scary because i'd be afraid she'd boil my dog if we broke up.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:06:24 EST (#)
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hey, at least i ain't being ageist.
i'd take a crack at any age, provided she was attractive to me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:02:42 EST (#)
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Sweet gentle fucking christ. I'd hit it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:02:31 EST (#)
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somehow i don't think you're helpin there pen
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:59:31 EST (#)
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how old is lung? 40?
you chicks should dig that. how old was mr rochester from jane eyre? he was he was way over the hill and he ended up getting that plain jane 20 something ass.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:57:39 EST (#)
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skrappy's got a clit study goin one post up baby
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:53:14 EST (#)
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cindy needs a proper fuck
i need a proper fuck
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:47:30 EST (#)
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cindy needs a proper fuck
i bet she's goddamn tired of that POW shit every night for 30 years
"C'mon, twist that bamboo, baby."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:45:40 EST (#)
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Thanks, Joe.
When I'm done eating my ramen, I'm going back to work. I put too much cayenne in my ramen.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:44:00 EST (#)
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i said he could watch
plus i got a friend whos into that sorta thing
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:42:42 EST (#)
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Then Cindy it is. My dad knows John McCain. And she lives about 20 minutes from me. Gonna knock the dust off of that thing.
Jesus, I hope he doesn't become president. Not so much for the obvious reasons, but I don't relish the idea of the secret service coming down on me for bad shtick.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:42:08 EST (#)
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dont feel bad though
you can still watch
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:41:59 EST (#)
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fucking ouch joe
its the internet dude just pretend and give the old guy a boner
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:40:30 EST (#)
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you look kinda like my dad
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:40:05 EST (#)
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no offense but yer kinda old for me
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:39:09 EST (#)
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*taps foot*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:36:55 EST (#)
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Joe? You up for it?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:35:35 EST (#)
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well lungfish, joe here is recently single.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:33:33 EST (#)
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One only uses viagra, one would think, only if one has a remote chance in hell of getting laid. I am not that person.
Not for a while anyway.
frowny face
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:31:13 EST (#)
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did i mention im recently single
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:25:57 EST (#)
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viagra user below
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:23:23 EST (#)
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Not as hot as Cindy McCain, I'm afraid.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:23:03 EST (#)
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viatrophy.....death metal band, yes, i know....but it sounds like an atrophied viagra user....which is too painful to think about.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:15:48 EST (#)
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and what's all this about anal sex?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:14:42 EST (#)
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CHANGE IT BACK
haha just kidding
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:09:48 EST (#)
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i'd hit it