My Personal Study of the Female Orgasm (1894 hits)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (View user info) at 2008-03-06 00:44:48 EST
DISCLAIMER 1: I have not read or studied any clinical reports concerning the subject. I am not a medical doctor or a biologist. Most of the terms I use I read in Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, and Grey's Anatomy (the book, not the TV show), and looked up on medical websites. This post is a summation of my own serious research and is not intended to inform any actual women reading it as to how they feel/react or whether how they feel/react is "right" or "wrong". It is only a relation of my own experience with the Greatest Show On Earth. Uh, anyway...
Since the tender age of 13 I have known what it is to have penis in vagina at the point of orgasm. My orgasm, of course, not hers (http://www.ubersite.com/m/83669). It took me until the age of 17 to know that pleasure, and yes, I blame my own selfish motives for that. But since then, I have made it an avocation to understand all I could about the female orgasm.
DISCLAIMER 2: As I guy I know I will not be able to experience an orgasm as a woman and am not sure I'd want to, really. I'm more fascinated by the concept of it and the conditions that lead to it, than with how it feels to have it. That said, if the scenario in the movie Brainstorm ever comes to pass and I can buy a recording of the female orgasm experience to play back in my brain, I'll fucking do it in a minute and loop the tape just like the guy in the movie did, only I'll add a timer. Uh, anyway...
It's a study I have undertaken with much enthusiasm, because the experiments benefit not only me as a researcher but everyone else involved. I learn and pocket that learning to be used in later research, and the women I'm learning from, well, I guess they get a quiver out of it, at least. Over the 33 years of this investigation I have studied no less than 35 women, and as any statistician will tell you, that is more than enough to develop a representative sample if one is studying only one variable. Some of you may have had more possible test subjects, I know, and some of the test subjects may have had more observers, but I was making notes and keeping track whereas they were simply boinking. I learned, they didn't. Science is a discipline, bitches.
DISCAIMER 3: Intellectually I know that not all of the women I studied/had sex with achieved a real orgasm although most of them did. As my study progressed I learned to tell those that faked from those that really did orgasm. Yes, I can tell. No, you probably can't fool me although, strictly for the sake of Science, if you're a woman I'll review a video of you having an "orgasm" and tell you if you're faking. The camera must show your vulva at the point of maximum pleasure. Eyes and voices may say what the mind wills, but vulvas do not lie. Uh, anyway...
I have learned that there are three main areas of the female anatomy wherein the orgasm may be considered to be 'centered'. These are the clitoris, the vagina, and the Grafenberg Spot (G-Spot). Stimulation of these areas preferentially relative to other erogenous zones helps to locate the eventual orgasm in this area.
Thus, if you as a sex partner stimulate the clitoris moreso than the vagina, it is more likely that the female orgasm will be clitorally-centered. This type of female orgasm is short-lived and intense, affecting more the external genitalia and less so the cervix, and leaving her unwilling to continue any lovemaking which involves clitoral contact for several minutes.
Alternately, penetrating her vagina with your penis (or non-male-specific phallic equivalent, for those of you who do not require male participation), thrusting repeatedly such that the interior of the vagina is stimulated from opening to cervix, will lead to an orgasm that is centered in the vaginal area as a whole. This is indicated by more cervical involvement in the musculature contractions, less post-orgasmic clitoral sensitivity, and an increased likelihood of her being short of breath and yet saying, "Let's do it again!"
The Grafenberg Spot orgasm is, even these days, still a contested concept. I am not sure why, but the same people who contest it also contest the possibility of the 'squirting' woman. It's a simple biological truth: they exist. Anyone who's had one/caused one/seen one knows this. As an avid researcher and also on behalf of my primary subject, I can say this about that: two of three ain't bad. This a most intense orgasm, lasting longer than the clitoral or vaginal orgasms, and may lead to the female saying she is "done", even after only one orgasm. As a male, the concept of being "done" after one orgasm if you can have more than one is completely foreign to me.
DISCLAIMER 4: See Disclaimer 2. Uh, anyway...
Biologically, the function of the female orgasm is primarily to help deposited sperm toward unfertilized eggs by flexing the opening of the uterus, the cervix. Secondarily, it produces pleasurable sensations that cause the female to want to have sex with the most dominant male in order to ensure continuation of the species. In modern reality, of course, the primary function is to make the woman feel good. A secondary function exist; that being to boost the male ego. In modern times, pregnancy is controlled by the female and her use of contraceptive devices and chemicals, so all that cervix-twitching is only for fun.
DISCLAIMER 5: During any orgasm, the female cervix flexes and opens. This is so it can pick up any sperm that has been deposited by the male during sex. It has been shown that the probability of pregnancy occurring increases substantially if the female has an orgasm with/after the male ejaculates in the vagina. In order to reduce the possibility of unwanted pregnancy, it is important that the female achieve orgasm first. Very, very, VERY important. Uh, anyway...
These days I am married and have thus voluntarily limited my study group to one person. Seventeen years we've been together and, thanks in no small part to my research, none of the usual problems that arise in marriages at 5, 7, 8, 11, and 14 years have managed to occur. Knowledge is, in fact, power.
User Reviews
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:40:54 EDT (#)
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The one thing a lot of men don't seem to realize is that the clitoris, not the vagina, is the equivalent to the penis. If you get a woman to come, nine out of ten times it's because you directly or indirectly stimulated her clitoris, not because you used your penis like a jackhammer. The noises you hear when you're pounding pussy like a madman are mostly pain, so don't do that over and over and wonder why she didn't come. Ladies, do the world a favor and teach your man how to rub a clit like an allstar.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:52:15 EDT (#)
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I was going to do a personal study of the female orgasm once but then I realized that I didn't care if they had one or not.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:30:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-03-08 22:54:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-07 18:18:34 EST (#)
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G-SPOT FTW
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:35:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:56:53 EST (#)
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I'm a big fan of mine. BIG fan.
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I'm a big fan of yours too.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:07:31 EST (#)
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the clit is just a dick that never reached its full potential.
in other words, it is the frank stallone of human genitalia.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:37:33 EST (#)
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Informative and entertaining.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:25:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:14:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:15:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:13:49 EST (#)
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No
They
CAN'T.
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LMAO ... OR SOMETHING
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:40:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:46:32 EST (#)
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When I was 13 I was too sheltered
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13 year-old boys getting humped? Holy shit. Willard will say the P word.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:12:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:15:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:37:58 EST (#)
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In order to reduce the possibility of unwanted pregnancy, it is important that the female achieve orgasm first. Very, very, VERY important. Uh, anyway...
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Typical male thinking.
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male thinking would be to bust a nut as fast as possible and avoid the female orgasm altogether.
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ZING!
Q How do you make a woman come?
A who fuckin' cares?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:46:32 EST (#)
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When I was 13 I was too sheltered
;(
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:03:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:56:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:38:28 EST (#)
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This is the first post I've ever had that made the Most Heated list. Sooo, how 'bout them clits, eh?
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I'm a big fan of mine. BIG fan.
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Can't blame you. If I had one I'd probably never leave the house.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:00:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:56:12 EST (#)
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Dude, did you just ask to see Brdn's clit?
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Naww, silly. Brdn's got a project in the works in which I am interested. That's all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:56:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:38:28 EST (#)
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This is the first post I've ever had that made the Most Heated list. Sooo, how 'bout them clits, eh?
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I'm a big fan of mine. BIG fan.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:33:33 EST (#)
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I would concur but have had limited test subjects
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:01:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:15:13 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:37:58 EST (#)
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In order to reduce the possibility of unwanted pregnancy, it is important that the female achieve orgasm first. Very, very, VERY important. Uh, anyway...
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Typical male thinking.
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male thinking would be to bust a nut as fast as possible and avoid the female orgasm altogether.
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Okay, fine, this is only slightly advanced typical male thinking.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:56:12 EST (#)
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Dude, did you just ask to see Brdn's clit?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:52:45 EST (#)
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WTF is up with the multiple reviews?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:38:28 EST (#)
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<offtopic>
FG: Looking forward to seeing the Frankentrike. My frankenchopper project is moving slowly but is moving. I ordered the custom-length brake lines just yesteray.
Brdn: Also looking forward to seeing it. Let me know how I can help. I'm hoping to have the Uberguitar project well-progressed by the time your project arrives. I'd like to see them together in the "finished" post. Speaking of, I have to call Carvin and bug them.
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This is the first post I've ever had that made the Most Heated list. Sooo, how 'bout them clits, eh?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:36:48 EST (#)
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<offtopic>
FG: Looking forward to seeing the Frankentrike. My frankenchopper project is moving slowly but is moving. I ordered the custom-length brake lines just yesteray.
Brdn: Also looking forward to seeing it. Let me know how I can help. I'm hoping to have the Uberguitar project well-progressed by the time your project arrives. I'd like to see them together in the "finished" post. Speaking of, I have to call Carvin and bug them.
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Sooo, how 'bout them clits, eh?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:35:57 EST (#)
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<offtopic>
FG: Looking forward to seeing the Frankentrike. My frankenchopper project is moving slowly but is moving. I ordered the custom-length brake lines just yesteray.
Brdn: Also looking forward to seeing it. Let me know how I can help. I'm hoping to have the Uberguitar project well-progressed by the time your project arrives. I'd like to see them together in the "finished" post. Speaking of, I have to call Carvin and bug them.
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Sooo, how 'bout them clits, eh?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:36:42 EST (#)
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I get her off first because I'm afraid that she won't do the dishes or make me food the next day.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:15:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:37:58 EST (#)
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In order to reduce the possibility of unwanted pregnancy, it is important that the female achieve orgasm first. Very, very, VERY important. Uh, anyway...
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Typical male thinking.
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male thinking would be to bust a nut as fast as possible and avoid the female orgasm altogether.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:37:58 EST (#)
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In order to reduce the possibility of unwanted pregnancy, it is important that the female achieve orgasm first. Very, very, VERY important. Uh, anyway...
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Typical male thinking.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:32:02 EST (#)
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Well-written.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-06 11:04:12 EST (#)
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What do we care if they fake their orgasms? As long as they do it convincingly.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:45:07 EST (#)
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power knowledgeable
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:27:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:09:04 EST (#)
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Oh great Yoda, the force is strong in you. I am merely a young Paduan, basking in your glory.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-06 10:09:04 EST (#)
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Oh great Yoda, the force is strong in you. I am merely a young Paduan, basking in your glory.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:56:38 EST (#)
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Hey, also wanted to mention that the project is coming along nicely, if not a lot slower than I'd hoped. I know I haven't said much lately so thought I'd pop a mention. I hope to finish soon but this turned out a much larger project than i orriginally thought it to be. I'll touch base again soon.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:53:23 EST (#)
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This is a far cry from "pillow talk".
Plus...who cares if they orgasm or not....I ALWAYS do.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:51:50 EST (#)
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i concur
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:41:34 EST (#)
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After reading this I felt like I was covered in bodily fluids. It makes me want to take a shower.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 09:06:25 EST (#)
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Off the subject Skrap, this summer I'm going to take pics of one of the local biker's rat creation.
I guess you can call it a trike. He cut an old VW bug in half. I call it the Frankentrike.
It's pretty cool.
Actually, I might be able to grab some pics during the annual charitable Easter egg hunt that one of the local clubs hosts. He takes his trike and gives all the kids rides. They love it.
Anyway, when I do, I'll either post them here or just e-mail you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:42:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:40:33 EST (#)
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Wait a second...women have orgasms too? Hmm.
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SEE?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:40:33 EST (#)
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Wait a second...women have orgasms too? Hmm.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:39:44 EST (#)
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FG: Though I have already agreed to publish the MS in "Waauuugh! Eh? Waaauuugh!" Magazine, I'm in at the symposium. I also have 15 minutes on airline food, dogs and cats, TV weather reporters, and my old junky car if you think that'd go over.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:38:34 EST (#)
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crybaby
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:29:03 EST (#)
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BAAAAAAAART
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:08:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:02:19 EST (#)
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DAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU JUST BE MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY?!
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How much bandwidth does ubersite have?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:02:19 EST (#)
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DAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU JUST BE MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY?!
YOU LUNKHEAD
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 08:00:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:52:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:24:21 EST (#)
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I need a girlfriend. This morning it took me 20 minutes to iron a shirt.
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Good luck getting one when you start off with THAT, you ass. I don't iron anything, with the exception of a dress for a wedding or something. And I sure as shit would not do it for some robot.
What's a G spot?
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oh well that's a real calamity valerie - I was banking on a 5 foot lesbian. Nice try on trying to fuck me up with your g spot question. I'm not charlie brown lucy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:52:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:24:21 EST (#)
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I need a girlfriend. This morning it took me 20 minutes to iron a shirt.
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Good luck getting one when you start off with THAT, you ass. I don't iron anything, with the exception of a dress for a wedding or something. And I sure as shit would not do it for some robot.
What's a G spot?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 07:51:17 EST (#)
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Dear Professor Skrapmetal:
Thank you for submitting your manuscript for publication. We are considering publishing it for the April edition of "Yeehaw! I gots me some trim!" Your article is exactly what our readers need, a scientific study of coitus.
We would also like to invite you to present your paper at the upcoming convention. We still have a spot open after "New innovations in pickup lines" and before "Interpretting come hiter looks."
If you decide to present at our convention, please RSVP with the enclosed self addressed, stamped envelope.
Sincerely,
Dr. Wha'zis
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-06 06:41:39 EST (#)
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Insightful, for a virgin.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 05:22:58 EST (#)
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My boss has a black porsche boxster, which for all intents and purposes is an impratical toy. He can't take his family out in it, he's afraid to drive it anywhere it might need to be parked in a public place, and one day when a taxi bumped it ever so slightly in stop-start traffic on his way back from the airport he jumped out and went completely ballistic at the driver, yelling "MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST RAN INTO!!?????"
I walked around the back of it as he related this story and said "Mate there's not even a mark."
"yeah I know" he replied. "But you know what really got me? After I got back in I saw Kapil Dev in the rearview mirror having a chuckle at something his passenger had just said. I was so fucking wild if it wasn't for a break in the traffic I would've got out again and kicked his fucking door in."
I smiled and looked at his personalised number plates. The don't actually say 'wanker' but they're very close.
"Some people huh."
"Yeah, anyway I'm going to take it to the dealer and see how much it costs."
"See how much what costs?"
"Any damage."
"You mean the - un-mark?"
"Yep. C'mon, Get in. See how the other half live."
He donned his aviator sunnies and cranked up bon jovi, his duke nukem flat-top doing that turkey motion thing in tandem with his neck. "C'MON" he screamed over living on a prayer, "WE'LL PUT THE ROOF DOWN!!"
I stepped away from the car and mouthed 'I have a meeting' and pointed at my watch. He believed this because he wanted to, as it impacted on him making more money. Tyres squealed and ritchie samboring did a wacha wacha wacha wach on his talk box, I stepped back further, shielding my eyes from the wind and dust in the same way they did in Platoon when a chopper took off, and I bet by the time he'd reached the highway bon jovi would've been replaced with either Top Gun's Danger Zone or Take My Breath Away, dependent entirely on the sunset.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-06 04:37:33 EST (#)
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my roommate is playing bon jobi loud as fuck in the other room nd it is realy hodling me bck int my stdies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:42:40 EST (#)
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Danger Ranger is a robot.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:37:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:25:13 EST (#)
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I sure wish she liked ironing but.
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You can't iron out a batty-crease.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:25:13 EST (#)
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I sure wish she liked ironing but.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:24:21 EST (#)
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I need a girlfriend. This morning it took me 20 minutes to iron a shirt. I did an awesome job but 20 minutes? There's this one girl I think is really nice, she's very pretty, plays chess, has memorised ALL the Tekken 10-hit combo's and even likes rugby, but she can't stand to be in the same room as me and hates ironing almost as much. When I told her that girls couldn't have orgasms she kind of looked me up and down and said "I actually believe you believe that", so I think I've probably stiil got a shot.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 02:04:23 EST (#)
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you need more study subjects
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:46:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:38:01 EST (#)
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...and thanks for putting it over the net like that.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:37:49 EST (#)
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INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:35:05 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJOP1RdHC4
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:31:33 EST (#)
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ahahaha
i hope i get laid one day
is it wonderful?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:28:33 EST (#)
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No offence taken. When you've had one of the actual opposite sex, I'll value your thoughts. Maybe.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:27:04 EST (#)
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no offense skrappy, but if you've only had one partner in the last 17 years i'm not sure your advice is worth a tin whistle in a high wind to us non-virgins
but the other 99.8% of uber will benefit i'm sure
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:26:03 EST (#)
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*typos due to The Balmore 12yo single malt. I claim no personal responsibility.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:24:27 EST (#)
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Yelling "I am engaged to your sister" at the same point accomplishes the same thing with a smaler liklihood of being stabbed.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:22:25 EST (#)
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sure fire way to test if an orgasm is real
right at the toe-curling moment, yell "i got crabs." the speed of the female's return to awareness will determine the veracity of the cervical dip.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:20:37 EST (#)
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JUICE THEM! JUICE THEM NOW!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:20:35 EST (#)
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Here's the thing about the clitoris: it wants to be found. Know this, and you have Power.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:18:03 EST (#)
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Chapter Seven: The Clitoris
Section A: Finding the Motherfucker
I read that somewhere
it may have been mccallums book
or his diary
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:17:11 EST (#)
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Fine. Let's get a woman. You try to give her an orgasm.
Then I'll clean her and wipe her down with antibacterial lemony towelettes, and give her an orgasm for you and two for me. Then we'll let her say one way or the other.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:16:15 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:15:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:13:49 EST (#)
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No
They
CAN'T.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:13:49 EST (#)
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No
They
CAN'T.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:13:02 EST (#)
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Oh. Yes. They. Can.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 01:10:05 EST (#)
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girls can't have orgasms you moron
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:55:49 EST (#)
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fyi: socialist joe need a good fuck one post down
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 00:51:58 EST (#)
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Lok at the Evidence, form a Hypothesis, Test it, Test it, keep Testing it. If it passes Test after Test, it can be a Theory. This is the Scientific Method.