Lil' Chat with Mum (692 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.43 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-03-06 12:01:55 EST
"Linus, are you in love with me?"
"No, I'm in love with you 18 years ago. There's a difference."
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Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-07-20 23:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-20 22:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my favourite piece.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 12:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what an interesting post
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um.
Ew.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever you are, i really liked this. nice.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Linus is all real.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's alter are you again? You idiots switch personalities more often than a schizo ventriloquist.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
well, more like half a minute realy, but who am i to argue with randomly generated quotes?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*ring*
"Hello."
"Hello. May I speak with Linus, please?"
"Yes, one moment. Who's calling?"
"Sigmund Freud."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 14:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Will your mom show me her hole?
It's your only chance for a + from Shlongy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...what?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-06 13:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me this conversation didn't actually take place...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did it drink soda too fast after eating a hot meal?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my dick just hiccuped. Is that possible?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
omg! time travler is his own daddy!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-06 12:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely. Better than anything I could have posted, for sure.