Intensity (+Bonus picture of Hidden101 playing hockey) (1120 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-03-06 15:14:36 EST
Everyone is intense lately. I'm so tired of it.
"I am intense", "I live intensely" that's the new motto for everybody it seems...(maybe it's different in English)
Oddly enough, those are usually the same people who watch series' reruns religiously and eat TV tray dinners only to fall asleep for 12 hours.
If you tell them "ok...why are you intense?" those emo adults usually start stuttering:
"well...hum... BECAUSE...yeah!"
At least explain me why, fucktard.
Tell me you drive a Ferrari. That you work 90 hours a week. That you're a drug addicted artist living behind a dumpster. That you're a pedophile dangerously flirting with children online from work. That you have uncontrollable ejacs while watching pictures of Jared Leto's eyes (then again...who doesn't). Whatever...
Claiming you're something doesn't make it so. Anything to feel different. If you want to differentiate yourself so badly, just say claim your love for Jesus and wear tucked in flannel shirts (hi, Jack)...that's marginal enough nowadays. Unless your intensity only applies to things that sound cool, like wearing black clothes to cover your fat ass. lol: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/110826
Anyway are you intense too? Or do you know "intense" people?
And now, as promised...I give you Hidden101. The short distance between the eyes gave him out.
:-Þ or rather, =-Þ
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALLONS-Y HABITANTS
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-08 09:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wasn't in the Army, fathead. the Army is for the losers, rednecks, and people too dumb to go to college. and in some cases, to escape jail time. i was in the Air Force and i was a fighter pilot with 47 kills under my belt.
ok, i was a computer geek and wore a uniform that made me look like a bus driver.
that guy does look like me! INTENSE!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the army'll do that for you loki, it's all the anal sex he was involved in.
and when I say involved I mean of course, penetrated.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden looks pretty flexible.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eerie. I listened to your .wav file. Just as the "TABARNAK!" finished I got an email from CT involving that very thing. Eerie.
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you got an email from Connecticut involving Tabarnak?
ok?
*tries not to understand americans*
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Yup. All of the State of Connecticut emailed me. Or it might have been Captain Thorns. But it was probably all of the State of Connecticut. They look alike, you know?
*is mysterious*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 19:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Enjoy this beating:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOqsR4I9P-s
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/9218-NHL-Montreal_Canadiens-Canadiens_News_Ryan_O_Byrne_Arrested_after_Rookie_Dinner-110208
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that's kostopopoulos and markov in the picture. lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, you are.
He's also a punching bag.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/9218-NHL-Montreal_Canadiens-Canadiens_News_Ryan_O_Byrne_Arrested_after_Rookie_Dinner-110208
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i suspect you're gay for both 'em!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, he really does. I had to check for photoshop marks.
but then I'm working off memory of a few camwhores.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eerie. I listened to your .wav file. Just as the "TABARNAK!" finished I got an email from CT involving that very thing. Eerie.
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you got an email from Connecticut involving Tabarnak?
ok?
*tries not to understand americans*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i just realized how intense my accent is.
on another note, am i the only one who thinkgs ryan o'byrne (hockey player in picture) erally looks like hidden?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eerie. I listened to your .wav file. Just as the "TABARNAK!" finished I got an email from CT involving that very thing. Eerie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forensic, my accent is not as 'french' when i'm not whispering like in the post.
i just sound dumber considering i have a distinct/redneck accent even to my fellow french canadians who themselves have a peasant accent to the real french.
it's like retarded^2
our use of distorted english words is the worse.
for instance:
cement curb -> cutter
sheetrock -> sheebrock
toaster -> tozteur
car pit -> carpet
air pit -> alpet
cash -> ca'h
pick up truck -> pee-koop
sink -> seegn
bolt -> boat
washer -> wosheur
wipers -> weepeur
etc...etc...
add to that my sourtherner-like accent with drawn out syllables and it sounds like gibberish. my girflriend, who's from Mtl, doesn't always understand me.
at least i have an accent anywhere i go so it's good for the chicks.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i know QC city got hit pretty hard. With yesterday we're at 413 cm so far, that's close to 14 feet and we're on our way for 3 or 4 more blizzard in the next two weeks alone. *sob*
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Holy FUCK.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm accent.....
intense. _________________________________________________________nope, that's not gonna get old!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The trick to loving Caul's posts is really quite simple. When you read it, read it with a mental French accent. When you do that, instantly the posts are hilarious.
For instance, the first time reading this, I read it like I do most anything else. It was funny with clever little quips here and there. Jared Leto....heh.
Then, I went back and re-read it, 'hearing' Caul's voice in my head.
Then all the clever little quips here and there became riots!
I'm not making fun of Caul. Not at all. In fact, with his brilliant move of posting a voicewhore, I will always get a kick out of just about any thing he posts.
Even the ones ranting against fat Americans, histrionic Americans, fat sweaty farting pedos in saunas, and so on.
Observe! http://www.ubersite.com/m/98724
Hilarious, no?
Luv ya Caul!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, but Caul! You were only just starting to get intense!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack,
You remind me of the people who say that canadian forces are defending our values in Afghanistan.
Oh yes?
Last time I checked, Canada is laregly ignored and my values would remain intact if sand niggers would kill off each others, just as they do in parts of the world the west doesn't give a shit about.
I wish the soldiers well and respect the sacrifice it entails to be deployed, but the mission is hypocritical, at best. There is a distinction to be made.
Practically speaking, I'm probably paying more services to your dad by paying a shitload of taxes he recieves indirectly than he ever has in his lifetime of fucking around military bases with taxpayer money.
/tired debate
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These two reviews together made me laugh, like OL!
Shlongy sure is hilarious today.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - Caul, my dad* says they have gotten eleven and a half feet of snow so far and this winter may be a record breaker. He isn't all that far from you, so you guys are getting hit by the same shit.
Eleven and a half motherfucking feet of snow.
THAT'S intense.
*the guy who served his country for decades and protected your freedom and made your Frenchychoisse bon vivant lifestyle possible.
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yeah, i know QC city got hit pretty hard. With yesterday we're at 413 cm so far, that's close to 14 feet and we're on our way for 3 or 4 more blizzard in the next two weeks alone. *sob*
meterologists say it's "teh global warmingz". i say fuck that, bring me equatorial climate!
as for your dad, who did he defend me from in his service? the FLQ? the 1998 ice storm?
tell your dad i fuck your mother.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-06 17:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These two reviews together made me laugh, like OL!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:50:55 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
FIERCE!
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:37:52 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE PANTS
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*the guy who served his country for decades and protected your freedom and made your Frenchychoisse bon vivant lifestyle possible.
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Your dad was British?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - Caul, my dad* says they have gotten eleven and a half feet of snow so far and this winter may be a record breaker. He isn't all that far from you, so you guys are getting hit by the same shit.
Eleven and a half motherfucking feet of snow.
THAT'S intense.
*the guy who served his country for decades and protected your freedom and made your Frenchychoisse bon vivant lifestyle possible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FIERCE!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE PANTS
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol @ unabonger
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:21:49 EST (#)
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lol @ unabonger
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone who refers to him/herself as "intense" needs a serious kick in the pants. That's so dumb.
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I am so fucking intense.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe hidden and julie should get together and have a normal-eyed baby?
just an intense thought. way intense.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-06 16:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They wouldn't know weird if it climbed up their ass and played a Buddy Rich solo on their kidneys.
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Jack made a funny.
that's weird, intensely weird.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"They wouldn't know weird if it climbed up their ass and played a Buddy Rich solo on their kidneys."
that would seem incredibly weird to me and entirely unwelcome.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled intensely.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed. A few years ago everything was EXTREME.
Even worse than that is these boring office retards who insist they are HILARIOUS or WACKY or REALLY REALLY WEIRD, YES I AM when they are actually staggeringly mundane and stultifyingly dull. They wouldn't know weird if it climbed up their ass and played a Buddy Rich solo on their kidneys.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR WAR FACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Let me see your war face!"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You cannot believe how intense I am!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MYSPACE.COM
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shenanigans. hidden doesn't get down on all fours unless he gets phallically compensated.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just happy to be un-intense and un-extreme. What is their motivation? Do they think it will get them pussy? Will it make them any money?
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You just covered the two biggest motivators in the Universe. . .
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Retal because I'm an intense pussy.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm intense because I live on the edge every day by lying and cheating to eat free meals.
You've seen these shitty videos online where they show you how to save 75 cents or something at a fast food restaurant while buying a Big Mac...
Well, that's for chumps.
The real solution to getting free food. And good free food for that matter:
1: Before entering, take note of a nearby restaurant.
2: Now enter a restaurant of your choice, somewhere along the caliber of Chipotle, Subway, or Five Guys.
3: Proceed to go up to one of the people working behind the counter and say to them, "Hey there! I work at "xxx" Restaurant down the street, and if you guys are anything like us, you probably get tired of eating the same shift meals every day. Sometimes we trade food with nearby restaurants, and I was wondering if you wanted to take part in that sort of thing!"
4: They might respond sheepishly with a, "Well, I'm not really sure we can do that.", in which case you just ask if you can talk to anyone in charge there about it. Almost every time they will be all about it, and offer you food on the spot. Your proper response to an offer of food is, "Hey, that sounds awesome, I can come back shortly with something for you guys, what would you like from "xxx"?
5: If they do not offer you food, say to them, "Hey, would it be alright if I took some food with me now and take an order for you guys so I can come back with your stuff?" In which case they will probably be all for it.
6: Leave with a smug sense of satisfaction. You just got free food.
This will work ALMOST every time. If you live in any sort of city, chances are there are hundreds and hundreds of places you can hit up for food, and you could live for months using this method. By the time you've exhausted all of your resources, most of the restaurants will have changed staff, in which case you can start the cycle all over again.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flannel is in. Pay attention.
:D
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you sure it was the eyes and not the pretty mouth?
Intense, man... intense.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just happy to be un-intense and un-extreme. What is their motivation? Do they think it will get them pussy? Will it make them any money?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, thats so intense its legit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone who refers to him/herself as "intense" needs a serious kick in the pants. That's so dumb.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think the American English equivalent is 'extreme', usually pronounced "EXTRREEEEEEEEEMMM!" and followed by a Berzerker face. 'Extreme' comes from the latin 'extremis', meaning 'even gayer than a gay unicorn swallowing twenty-three rainbow-colored penises'.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-06 15:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buncha pussies is what they are. Pussies.