I Want To Have Sex With Danger_Ranger (2101 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-03-06 21:12:38 EST
Just typing 'danger ranger' gets me wet.
I'm wearing stripey pyjama bottoms and a white(ish) tshirt with some chilli spilled down the front. Does that make YOU wet?
I bet it does.
So, how have you been?
Have you managed to observe the resurgence of LIVERPOOL FC and English football in general?
You KNOW the crappy, direct, clueless english football that dumped Milan out the other night and that will dump Inter out on Tuesday? You seem to be a bit quiet old chap. are you coming down with something?
The very same English football that dominated europe before we were outrageously banned. Well, looks like the period of domination is back old bean.
OMG IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF PROGRAM THAT WOULD LET ME I DUNNO, SEND A MESSAGE ELECTROPNICALLY OVER TEH INTERWEB RATEHR THAN HAVING TO PUBLICLY POST IT.
ONE COULD CALL IT ELECTRICPOST.
sweet.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-07 11:11:20 EST (#)
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THIS is absolutely the best way to start a friday morning!
<3
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 08:53:47 EST (#)
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Who wouldn't?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 08:48:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:05:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:54:11 EST (#)
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My boss looks like D_R and he supports Liverpool. You can have him if you let me have a go on your jewess.
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So your boss looks like a pole smoker. Apollo I've 'been' with danger, and it's really not that great. In fact it's profoundly disappointing.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-07 08:25:12 EST (#)
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Different sport I understand, but should Andrew Symonds be applauded? Yes, yes he should.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:09:07 EST (#)
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You two should totally hump.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:05:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:54:11 EST (#)
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My boss looks like D_R and he supports Liverpool. You can have him if you let me have a go on your jewess.
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So your boss looks like a pole smoker. Apollo I've 'been' with danger, and it's really not that great. In fact it's profoundly disappointing.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:56:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 02:27:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:49:39 EST (#)
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i wasn't sexing her and she called me gay. I said "that's ridiculous" and she said oh yeah look at your cuticles (they *are* lovely - very big and cresent shaped), then she packed up and left. Probably took the oxi clean.
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Maybe she would've liked it if you had hang nails and blood dripping from your fingertips.
She sounds like a jackass. Blessing in disguise.
I like cresent shaped nails. You can always buy more oxi clean.
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um, no....as much as I'd like to believe she was a jackarse I was essentially a self-absorbed twat, wasn't putting out because once the kids were down it was 'me' time, and I got stoned a lot and always ate the kids fruit roll-ups and cheese and cracker packs that she'd bought as snacks for their kindy lunches. and her m&m's....oh and entire packs of biscuits. And all the ice-cream. Pretty much anything but her.
In my defence I changed just as many nappies as her - if not more, did all the vacuuming and acquiesced whenever she wanted to watch reality tv and will and grace. Going over to my mate Chris' house and getting stoned and playing snooker while she *did* that probably didn't help. especially considering Chris is a total fag. And she caught us in the toilet that time. Okay Chris isn't actually a massive fag but I think I'm going to start that rumour. The toilet bit's not true either. Well it depends on your definition of 'caught'.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:54:11 EST (#)
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My boss looks like D_R and he supports Liverpool. You can have him if you let me have a go on your jewess.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:34:30 EST (#)
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i want to have butt-sex with arnie while i play the Presentier Marsch at full volume
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:23:07 EST (#)
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beware of The Bristol City domination of the premier league next season please, thankyou.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 02:27:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:49:39 EST (#)
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i wasn't sexing her and she called me gay. I said "that's ridiculous" and she said oh yeah look at your cuticles (they *are* lovely - very big and cresent shaped), then she packed up and left. Probably took the oxi clean.
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Maybe she would've liked it if you had hang nails and blood dripping from your fingertips.
She sounds like a jackass. Blessing in disguise.
I like cresent shaped nails. You can always buy more oxi clean.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:52:44 EST (#)
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OMG IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF PROGRAM THAT WOULD LET ME I DUNNO, SEND A MESSAGE ELECTROPNICALLY OVER TEH INTERWEB RATEHR THAN HAVING TO PUBLICLY POST IT.
ONE COULD CALL IT ELECTRICPOST.
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great idea!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:49:39 EST (#)
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i wasn't sexing her and she called me gay. I said "that's ridiculous" and she said oh yeah look at your cuticles (they *are* lovely - very big and cresent shaped), then she packed up and left. Probably took the oxi clean.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:43:29 EST (#)
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Well I'd ask why she left, but thats a story for another time.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:29:58 EST (#)
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oh. But my wife used to do all those things, and she was a bit like a girlfriend.......before she left me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:26:31 EST (#)
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That is called a maid.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:23:20 EST (#)
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wow....i really need a girlfriend, on who knows about all this stuff (and ironing). and not one like apollo.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:11:06 EST (#)
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http://www.oxiclean.com/default2.asp
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:05:49 EST (#)
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Wtf is oxy clean
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 01:01:18 EST (#)
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Danger - It's simple. Oxy Clean. Put some in the wash. It works wonders.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:59:39 EST (#)
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heyyyyy...I don't think I'm failing gay anymore.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:53:35 EST (#)
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I don't know WHAT the fuck you're talking about Tiger but a question if I may. Your whites. How do you keep them so - white? That long sleeve tee thing you're wearing is almost glowing. I absolutely positively must know your secret.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:50:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:18:11 EST (#)
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Baseball season starts in three weeks.
*ducks*
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and it's about fucking time
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:40:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:07:39 EST (#)
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No Tiger, *this*, http://www.ubersite.com/m/114780 is what we consider humourous.
btw you gave us tony danza, people in glass houses.
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Wow! Quite the post hunter you are.
You DIDN'T think that post was funny? For shame. I did.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:32:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:21:16 EST (#)
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Get in line.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:18:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-03-06 21:12:38 EST
I'm wearing stripey pyjama bottoms and a white(ish) tshirt with some chilli spilled down the front. Does that make YOU wet?
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That depends. What kind of chili? And HOW stripey?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:07:39 EST (#)
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No Tiger, *this*, http://www.ubersite.com/m/114780 is what we consider humourous.
btw you gave us tony danza, people in glass houses.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:58:08 EST (#)
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Is this what people consider to be humorous across the pond?
P.S. David Beckham is a faggot.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:25:38 EST (#)
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Sorry. Don't mind me and Ax. Please resume jerkin' your gherkins. We'll stay out of it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:18:11 EST (#)
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Baseball season starts in three weeks.
*ducks*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:14:16 EST (#)
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don't we all?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:03:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:54:24 EST (#)
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defensive, slow, overly tactical, diving, gamesmanship is rather charmless.
half empty, crumbling stadiums, violence, racism and match fixing.
not much to admire.
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c'mon apollo the state of english football is certainly dire but you're being a little hard on yourself mate.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:01:14 EST (#)
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that's cool because that pretty much sums up how I feel about english football. That's why we don't need the likes of your dad standing on the sidelines encouraging little kids to "just boot it up the field". I hear the fuckers every weekend, nine times out of ten some twat with a u.k. accent. "BIG KICK FREDDIE!! NOW CHASE IT!!"
yeah freddie, nevermind looking before you pass it or calling or moving into space or you and your little mates maintaining some kind of shape, you just kick it really hard and chase it. I'm going to go key your dad's car.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:54:24 EST (#)
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defensive, slow, overly tactical, diving, gamesmanship is rather charmless.
half empty, crumbling stadiums, violence, racism and match fixing.
not much to admire.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:53:10 EST (#)
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well your other hand is probably 'busy'.
i'm pretty fucked up now, it's been a cunt of a week.
not that i need an excuse like.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:52:59 EST (#)
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I hate italian football and everything it stands for.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:51:50 EST (#)
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Even when I'm bombed, I STILL TYPE VERY WELL...with one finger...like I always do.
I'm semi-bombed NOW.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:50:14 EST (#)
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And we're germans.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:49:40 EST (#)
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now, now shlong.
i never pretend to be drunk. i just usually am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:48:45 EST (#)
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I like your blank posts better than this piece of shit.
Or, the ones where you pretend you're drunk and type a bunch of random jibberish.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:44:27 EST (#)
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He WHAT?
CUNT
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:43:28 EST (#)
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danger should go.
he's an italian sympathiser.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:41:58 EST (#)
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Okay your mum's good too. sir alex has to go though.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:39:58 EST (#)
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I'll stop fretting over it then.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:38:26 EST (#)
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you won't be able to old egg.
english intelligence>aussie intelligence.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:38:17 EST (#)
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But my mother's from Australia...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:37:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:34:40 EST (#)
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no he was borne BY Sidney, a hermaphrodite test pilot from Guam.
or so i heard.
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I can't quite make the leap to work out how you came up with that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:36:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:30:01 EST (#)
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I was born in Sydney.
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okay you can stay, but your folks have to go. I'm sorry.
well I'm not really.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:35:32 EST (#)
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oh that's pretty fucking funny karen
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:34:40 EST (#)
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no he was borne BY Sidney, a hermaphrodite test pilot from Guam.
or so i heard.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:34:37 EST (#)
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When my dog Cleveland was a pup he used to eat cat shit. He was a boxer and it used to get stuck high up in his gums, so I'd have to (have to?), I'd have to......hmmmm.....I felt compelled to get it out, probably because I knew sooner or later he was gonna lick my face, and would have to stick my finger in his mouth and run it around the edges of his teeth and gums saying "stop fucking doing this man."
he soon took up having buttsecks with his gay dog pal Kim the Belgium Sheperd, and soon forgot all about the catshit.
Poor Clevie.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:30:01 EST (#)
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I was born in Sydney.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:27:17 EST (#)
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i want to sex danger up too, but by the time i got to australia he'd probably be dead
(he's old, you know)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:26:54 EST (#)
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Imagine being english *and* a seppo, that's like a mutant. AND you've got your head.
Hey Stagger. If you don't mind me asking, were you born over or are you a boat people? Because if you weren't you can just get out.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:26:40 EST (#)
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i've just seen my dog puke, lick it up, puke agin and now he's licking it up.
classy.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:22:30 EST (#)
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Tender yet abrasive as ever. Like sandpaper with a heart.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:21:41 EST (#)
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so, hows life mate?
what's new?
let's pretend we care about each other!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:19:16 EST (#)
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ahh, the title.
of course.
i guess the dementia is mine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:16:26 EST (#)
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the aching beauty of this post.
duurrr.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:15:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:58:36 EST (#)
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Me too.
And you.
And shandy.
And iddy.
And...-sigh-
I'm so lonely.
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what is this even in response to, or is this a a sigh of early onset dementia?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:11:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:09:51 EST (#)
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Sorry, Bri... Danger. Location isn't important.. but the iodine is. Or peroxide. Or, in a pinch, good old soap. Anything to get the gunge off before you let him rub it against exposed skin.
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BLARF.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:10:54 EST (#)
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I can't eat the rest of my subway, all this gayspeak has put me off my din-dins. I'm a complete failure at homo.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:09:51 EST (#)
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Sorry, Bri... Danger. Location isn't important.. but the iodine is. Or peroxide. Or, in a pinch, good old soap. Anything to get the gunge off before you let him rub it against exposed skin.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:08:03 EST (#)
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i must say it's been a while since the old chap had a good work out.
might treat myself tonight.
<goes to that post where danger ranger is pretending to be paulo maldini>
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:07:45 EST (#)
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it's...erm....just 'danger' sersea. I forgot about his ginormous head. I guess we'll have to do it in a park......a BIG one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:06:36 EST (#)
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aww man!
i just came on my keyboard and the old cumguard was in for repairs.
shandy visited, astro travelled the otehr night and gave the cumguard a right old work out.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:06:05 EST (#)
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sweet. should I say it in spanish?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:05:50 EST (#)
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Psstt.. Bridanger... he comes like a freight train on oiled rails if you rub his head and say "Is this getting smaller?" while you smear iodine on his dick.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:05:13 EST (#)
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Just cup his balls and whisper "Torres" into his ear. Sorted.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:04:11 EST (#)
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So. Apollo. About the sex. I don't know how you want to do this but I'm a little.....'rusty'. I can't promise I can make you come.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:04:00 EST (#)
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He's pure Manc left-back. Can't stop him slide-tackling at futsal.
The Asian is on my mother's side, she's like a quarter Chinese.
You still in Texas? I think citizenship comes with a free season ticket to executions.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:02:48 EST (#)
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OMG IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SORT OF PROGRAM THAT WOULD LET ME I DUNNO, SEND A MESSAGE ELECTROPNICALLY OVER TEH INTERWEB RATEHR THAN HAVING TO PUBLICLY POST IT.
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Electropnically? Is that some kind of codeword to mean "hand-delivered by Electro"? I hope you stock up on chokomut ice cream :P
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:02:21 EST (#)
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He works nights and sleeps days.
He couldn't have arranged it better if he'd actually set out to avoid me.
Huh.
Excuse me, I need to go kick something out of bed and beat it until it loves me again.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:02:06 EST (#)
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oops, he's not really asian is he?
soz.
I might go for seppo status in the next couple of years. i've applied for my sense of humour bypass.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:00:52 EST (#)
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The local kids aren't Cockney so I don't think they ever did.
My friends all call him Geezer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:00:33 EST (#)
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poor old circe, cheesehead hard at work at the cheese factory?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:59:30 EST (#)
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congrats stagger old chap, have the local kids stopped calling him 'paki' now?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:58:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:57:41 EST (#)
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gaylord is something aussies excel at.
you know why?
mustaches.
there are FAR too many mustaches in Aus.
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Dude. Jealous.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:58:36 EST (#)
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Me too.
And you.
And shandy.
And iddy.
And...-sigh-
I'm so lonely.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:57:55 EST (#)
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Screw you hippy, my dad finally got his Aussie citizenship last year.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:57:41 EST (#)
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gaylord is something aussies excel at.
you know why?
mustaches.
there are FAR too many mustaches in Aus.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:56:45 EST (#)
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Stagger I'm not entirely convinced you're welcome in our country anymore. Drop your gaylord team or your citizenship, it's up to you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:55:27 EST (#)
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no worries.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:54:38 EST (#)
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oh and thanks for not just sending me an email and winding me up on the world wide web instead.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:53:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:46:58 EST (#)
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I am pretty distraught about Milan, yes. Well 'was'. Now I'm just...I don't know - moody. 'Glum'. Glum is a better, more apt description. Thank you for your offer of sex, the repulsiveness of it will go a way to making me forget the champions league. Replace one traumatic experience with something infinitely more unbearable, that's the ticket. So ONE english team with nary an englishman in it got a result against an aging European powerhouse - woot. Man u were awful - scrappy, and beating a greek team is like winning a war in the falklands, Inter will tear you a new one next week and either they or Roma will win the league. Given english football's current resurgence you must be very excited about your Euro 2008 prospects. oh wait.
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1) Arsenal have English players. And they're the last English-owned club of the top 4.
2) We cruised past Lyon in 2nd gear despite Rooney and Nani wasting several chances.
3) Chelsea can only beat what's in front of them. The cunts.
4) Not a chance. Liverpool are the kings of bus-parking.
5) It's not the top 4's fault that the FA is incompetent.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:52:48 EST (#)
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*ageing
shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:49:36 EST (#)
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no, you dolt, i was talking about REAL english football.
you know, the one with all the french, spanish, brazillians and portuguese. Oh and Rooney and Gerrard.
they've been an 'aging' side since the fucking nineties.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:48:30 EST (#)
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yes here I am just before going to the theatre.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89976
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:46:58 EST (#)
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I am pretty distraught about Milan, yes. Well 'was'. Now I'm just...I don't know - moody. 'Glum'. Glum is a better, more apt description. Thank you for your offer of sex, the repulsiveness of it will go a way to making me forget the champions league. Replace one traumatic experience with something infinitely more unbearable, that's the ticket. So ONE english team with nary an englishman in it got a result against an aging European powerhouse - woot. Man u were awful - scrappy, and beating a greek team is like winning a war in the falklands, Inter will tear you a new one next week and either they or Roma will win the league. Given english football's current resurgence you must be very excited about your Euro 2008 prospects. oh wait.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:41:55 EST (#)
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30 goals for our Ronnie.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:34:48 EST (#)
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FANCY
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:33:41 EST (#)
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sweet.
that outfit is danger ranger's 'going out clothes'.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:32:55 EST (#)
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No, it's because it makes this funny.
The yoga pants and 9 year old sorority t-shirt stay on.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:31:36 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:30:59 EST (#)
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why?
are you going to get nekkid?
i like being stoned.
and nekkid.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:28:44 EST (#)
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You're lucky I'm kind of stoned.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:23:01 EST (#)
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http://www.manutd.com/
ftw
cow farts=arniegeddon
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:19:34 EST (#)
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given the content (and author) of this post, id probably prefer to call it 'electrOpost'
PWNED
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:16:37 EST (#)
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Dammit I was so going to do a play on words like that one time on the UB..I have to stop hording all my good ideas.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:16:16 EST (#)
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i don't like people with accents.
*distraught face*