SPT: I Like Touching Myself (572 hits)
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Submitted by BillyGoat (View user info) at 2008-03-06 21:44:27 EST
I like touching myself. I do. I think its high time I came clean because I have kept it in for so long and like all men, it's eating me inside. I can't say the same for women, but I doubt they touch themselves as much as I do. I'm not totally proud of it, but I'm not ashamed of it either. Although I have tried to stop or at least cut down on the number of times I do it, I end up doing it anyway, involuntarily sometimes and I have to control myself. Imagine trying to explain why you have a cheesy grin on your face while stroking yourself. It would be near enough impossible and what would you say in your defense anyway?
You and I know it's what men all over the day get up to. No matter what race, creed, colour, religion- etcetera- they are. I'm yet to find a guy who hasn't got his technique down to a tee. In fact I have to say I have learned a lot from the guys I have talked to and have incorporated the new knowledge into my own style. We relish the odd stroke. Infact more than an odd stroke; hell some of us might do it once, twice, 3,4 even 5 times a day. When the time is right, brother, you have to stroke, simple as.
I kind of stumbled (if that's the right word) into it when I was about 18. It's a bit late I know, but that's when I started. It's odd because the reason my friends started touching themselves was because someone had told them about it. But it was different for me. Ok, I'm not a retard, I had heard the stories, but had somehow resisted coz frankly I was slightly disturbed. Call it naivety is you like but I thought It wasn't one of them and I would control my urges.
Oddly enough my first experience was in the shower and for some reason it's where I touch myself most of the time. If I was a phsychologist I could come up with a flowery explanation as to why this is the case, but alas, I'm not so I shall say the shower is where I had my road to Damascus moment. That's when everything became clear, so i just stuck to it.
Sure I had touched myself before, but maybe my brain wasn't hardwired to the sensation, or I was too pre-occupied to fully enjoy this new feeling. It was obviously there but it was unlocked on that Saturday morning when I was 18.
Enough history, time to get technical. As I said before, you've probably done it. No scratch that, You have done it. Everyone has done it and I'm just re-iterating what you know. My technique isn't special per say, but it's I love and why not share- right.
So It usually takes place in the shower, when everything is quiet, I find that noise can get a little distracting, but the calming effects of the water always enhance the experience in an oxymoronic kind of way. I reach to a point when I'm totally relaxed and concentrating on the gentle droplets of water trickling and meandering down my body. I also love the steam. It clouds my vision and the mistiness transports me to a land full of naked goddesses swishing about in warm tropical rivers waiting for me to join them.
Then I reach and grab the shower gel and lather it up. Not too much mind you coz, I still want to feel my fingers caressing my skin. After sufficient lubrication, I then touch- my fingers take on a life of their own, to please their master. They work from the base, massaging and caressing, letting the shower gel and the essential oils sip into my skin. I prefer using my index finger and thumb(they are more flexible and they have what I call the reach factor) and I work my way up , gently squeezing as I reach for the top. Sometimes I will use all four of my fingers, with the pinky trailing behind for extra stimulation. Other times I might flip my hand altoghther and gently knuckle my way to the top or just gently dab at the hardness until I start to register pain they I revert to the finger and thumb.
My skin is so soft, surprising really coz I hardly moisturise. I like the bumpiness of the hairs at the base, which give a kinda rough texture hat offsets the cool, svelte surroundings. However I make sure to trim and I never ever let the hairs growm out of control. I'm not a Neanderthal and if I was, I sure as hell would find a way to trim the bush so to speak.
I never mourn, or squeak even, because as I said, I like the peace and quiet, and that includes me shutting up. I keep shtum and try to enjoy the natural sounds that inevitably come from the caress. The slapping of the knuckles, phwapping of fingers and not to forget the gentle gurgle of the water as it forces itself between finger and skin in search of the shower gel which duly obliges by lathering up. Moreover, like many guys, I just don't wanna be heard. This is the only time I can admire myself in a dream like state doing something that's only natural.
So I touch myself for about 5 minutes at a time and thouroughly rinse myself once satisfied. I make sure there is no residual material left in the shower cubicle. I always try and remove any trace from the shower, be it shower gel/lather, wayward hairs or bits of saliva (don't ask).
Once done, I stay a few minutes longer in the shower to wait for the steam to clear. I then turn to my left to find the bathroom mirror and put on a cheesy smile (I don't know why I do this-but I do it all the time). And stroke one more time, just for completions sake.
I then exit, sometimes with hand still in place.
It's hard to resist, after all, my jaw is as smooth as a baby's bottom!
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh. had me fooled.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
clever boy
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-07 09:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-07 09:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
first time was after watching "the Seduction" staring Morgan Fairchild, on HBO.
a thousand years ago.
too much squeeze left my wang all wavy like a bicycle hand grip, for about an hour afterwards.
All I kept thinking about was how I going to explain this to a doctor if it didnt go back to it's normal shape.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STOP TOUCHING.
god damn perverts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DROGO JUST MADE MY DAY :)
*SWOON*
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I LIKE TOUCHING GUIDE DOGS, IN A BAD WAY!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm growing a beard. I cant be bothered with shaving everyday anymore so I'm going native. I may camwhore it if it stops looking like some moth has attacked it.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-07 02:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like touching myself. I do.
This is all i read and you know what? So do I my friend, so do I.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 00:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-03-07 02:49:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn! just spotted a few typos in there. i need to proof read next time.
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i didn't spot one :(
i thought this was fun.
only teenwolf shaves 5 times a day, surely.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like finding old bits of Cheez-its in my beard.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF?
Are you talknig about actually touching different areas of your body, possibly because you're vain?
Or are you talking about masturbating... I still cant work it out
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Join the club.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason that I didnt give this a -2 is because I use the same razor and it is bad fuckin ass. By the way you need a girl mate.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. I figured there was going to be some kind of kicker, but you wrote paragraph.... after paragraph... it's a +2 for the amount of time it must have taken alone.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn! just spotted a few typos in there. i need to proof read next time.