Is someone on here acting like Captain Foamy? (272 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Tootin (View user info) at 2008-03-06 21:45:53 EST
Captain Foamy was the baddest dude that ever swabbed his piss hole with your Q-tip then put it back in the box.
Children weep and Dad's anuses quiver at his very site.
There isn't a dog in the neighborhood that hasn't been punched...
not a mother that hasn't made him hot soups.
Next time you see a mid-level executive with the nipple area cut out of his shirt....
or a grand dad with cum running into his eyes...
just know the name FOAMY.
When you see a kid playing with blocks that the letters have been painted over so he can't learn
know the name FOAMY.
next time you see George Bush fart then breath in way to hard...
think of FOAMY.
it's time for a change people...
YES WE CAN
YES WE CAN make John McCain's nick name "ass pain"
Yes WE CAN sodomize the dude at work that calls you "skip"
YES WE CAN fart into deli meat then return it for a full refund.....
YES WE CAN
YES WE CAN
YES WE CAN...
REMEMBER CAPTAIN FOAMY
REMEMBER HIM!
User Reviews
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:17:10 EST (#)
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I remember that foamy lover
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:11:33 EST (#)
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think i remembered
http://www.ubersite.com/u/tuesdaydelay
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:03:08 EST (#)
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tabs?
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:02:36 EST (#)
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Shlongy you lost that rip battle and it was well documented!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 23:00:59 EST (#)
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maybe it was tips...no
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:59:17 EST (#)
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he was on the mva, but bart bumped him from the list. what was his name, damnit?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:57:50 EST (#)
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i miss that other guy. whatshisname. think it started with a T
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:49:35 EST (#)
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I remember fondly, that time he lost to Shlongy in a "rip battle"...whatever the fuck THAT means.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:21:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:10:19 EST (#)
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Alter, plus spelling mistakes.
Has anyone noticed a trend in certain alters lately? Some of them have spaces between their lines. I figure either they're all 1 person who is copy-pasting this from a shitty word processor, or they're trying to deceive us and make their posts look longer.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-06 22:06:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:56:08 EST (#)
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Children weep and Dad's anuses quiver at his very site.
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site? SITE???
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www.captainfoamy.com
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:57:25 EST (#)
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That's all part of it
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:56:08 EST (#)
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Children weep and Dad's anuses quiver at his very site.
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site? SITE???
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:53:27 EST (#)
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Fucking up words is Foamy's shit
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:51:46 EST (#)
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Y'had me until "breath". It's simple. Don't fuck it up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:51:05 EST (#)
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How 2004.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 21:50:49 EST (#)
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aaaa sphincter says what?