Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 7! (1129 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.11 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Bastard In Black (View user info) at 2008-03-07 04:26:03 EST
Relive the glory my horrible friends:
Pt. 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113492
Pt. 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113619
Pt. 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114414
Pt. 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114863
Pt. 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115011
Pt. 6: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115167
What an amazing series, I'm sure you'll agree. Now, for this weeks installment!
User Reviews
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-27 05:57:35 EDT (#)
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Cool
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 00:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-08 04:13:35 EST (#)
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no seizure, but now i have the sudden urge to put all my money in a lunch bag and leave it behind the old mill.
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I actually laughed right out loud at this.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-09 11:40:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-03-08 22:37:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-07 12:13:35 EST (#)
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no seizure, but now i have the sudden urge to put all my money in a lunch bag and leave it behind the old mill.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-07 11:49:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-07 11:48:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:19:26 EST (#)
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WAIT THIS IS TURNING FROM A HATE FUELLED BINGE INTO A BUM FEST AGAIN!
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It always does here... There is a large amount of repressed gay on uber.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 08:02:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-07 12:10:10 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:53:56 EST (#)
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I think this is really pretty.
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I think you are really pretty.
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:)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-07 07:10:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:53:56 EST (#)
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I think this is really pretty.
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I think you are really pretty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-07 06:14:02 EST (#)
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The comments on this are awesome, though you really should fuck off back to Cornwall dude.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:40:00 EST (#)
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THANK YOU, I AM PROUD OF MY WORK!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:34:01 EST (#)
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53 fuckin' reviews?!
And my astonishing piece of writing, which I spent a whole 15 minutes on, has less.
You are the death of Uber, Barron.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:29:39 EST (#)
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YOUR MOM.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:29:10 EST (#)
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Well if you had said you were from Cornwall in the first place i would have understood completely. I wouldnt have wasted my time trying to help you.
Understand this BArron: IT IS NOT A CRIME FOR FAMILIES TO BE CLOSE IN A 'SPECIAL' WAY IN CORNWALL. IT IS ACTUALLY A CRIME FOR THEM NOT TOO.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:27:52 EST (#)
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WHAT IS THE POINT IN POLITE FRIGGING RAGE?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:27:23 EST (#)
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Polite rage?
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:23:52 EST (#)
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I DON'T NEED THE RAGE OF OTHERS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:23:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:21:37 EST (#)
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well i do have my willy out
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SHOCKING.
ya perv.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:21:46 EST (#)
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RAGE:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114676
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:21:37 EST (#)
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well i do have my willy out
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:21:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:20:03 EST (#)
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>mmmmmMMMMWHAAAH<
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:19:26 EST (#)
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WAIT THIS IS TURNING FROM A HATE FUELLED BINGE INTO A BUM FEST AGAIN!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:19:19 EST (#)
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EI - EI - HOMO.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:18:34 EST (#)
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i love you rob berg
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:17:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 10:10:52 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:01:06 EST (#)
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shut ya face rob berg ya big loser
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OMFG!
That is like... so mean.
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put the cake down fatty and shut ya face
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:17:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 10:10:52 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:01:06 EST (#)
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shut ya face rob berg ya big loser
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OMFG!
That is like... so mean.
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put the cake down fatty and shut ya face
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:12:27 EST (#)
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You also probably have a deep seated hatred of the English for some reason, probably because daddy and Uncle would scream obscenities at the tv whilst watching them beat scotland in the rugby.
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ACTUALLY I'M... ahem.
Actually, I'm from Cornwall, I want nothing to do with those filthy sheep fuckers up North, but given the bizarre heritage of my homeland, I get terribly confused.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:10:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:01:06 EST (#)
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shut ya face rob berg ya big loser
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OMFG!
That is like... so mean.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:10:36 EST (#)
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Yes I see now. You seem to express you rage from being used and abused by those you trusted and loved. Made to suffer terrible ordeals at the hands of those who should have been protecting you and making you safe. Instead they used you as a sick pin cushion in their twisted sick deviant ways. I feel for you. You are a boy who was never allowed a childhood. A boy who was always picked last for teams. A boy who never could concentrate on his studies. A boy who people laughed at and pushed. Probably a smelly child who rarely washed properly unless it was part of the 'Game'. Maybe a child who has a Ginger Gene in his system so making his torture even worse.
I feel for you. Uber feels for you. There there.
You also probably have a deep seated hatred of the English for some reason, probably because daddy and Uncle would scream obscenities at the tv whilst watching them beat scotland in the rugby.
Your pain is terrible Barron.
Best kill yourself as there is nothing that anyone can do for you. If they say they can they are lying, they will just rip you off for all your money and leave you broke so making you even more misserable.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:10:25 EST (#)
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The post below. The guy has made a Hell of an effort. Someone should rate his post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:08:47 EST (#)
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rate what post?
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:01:38 EST (#)
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JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LEFT OUT EMISSION!
Anyway, during my formative years as a teenager I was exposed to all manner of horrors, one of the worst was watching Method's mom do the entire English rugby team (who are really under-endowed). I also was forced to watch a clip show of a whole catalogue of internet horrors in much the same manner as poor Alex in Clockwork Orange. I'd like to say those things have made me the man I am today, The Bastard in Black, Satan's Runt, etc. And you know what? I'd be right, FOR I AM THE BARON, FEAR ME AS I RIDE ABOUT THE SKY ON MY SPASTICATED CROW OF OBLIVION?
DON'T LIKE ME? SEND ME YOUR LETTERS, I'LL RETURN THEM IN AN ENVELOPE MADE OUT OF DESPAIR!
THE BARON!
FUCK YOU!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:01:18 EST (#)
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can someone read and rate this post below
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 05:01:06 EST (#)
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shut ya face rob berg ya big loser
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:58:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:57:37 EST (#)
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losers
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STONE CASTER!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:57:37 EST (#)
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losers
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:57:27 EST (#)
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Hmmm Hmmm? Continue!
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:56:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:54:29 EST (#)
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That explains you black moods Barron. Here have a seat, lie down if you want. Tell me your problems.
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Well, it all started as a boy really, you see I never knew my father and had an uncle who used to... well, I'm sure you get the idea, but I he used to take me over to his friends house and I'd have so many dicks sticking out my ass it'd look like a peacock's tail!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:54:29 EST (#)
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That explains you black moods Barron. Here have a seat, lie down if you want. Tell me your problems.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:53:56 EST (#)
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I think this is really pretty.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:53:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:52:27 EST (#)
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Was it ever legal? I mean did they all of a sudden decide 'Oh christ we have a real problem with people fucking animals lets make it illegal. I can hardly ride my horse down the high street before some sick bastard jumps on the back and starts humping it.'
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WITH EMISSION ABOUT THAT'S ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY.
I always got sloppy seconds :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:53:18 EST (#)
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im listening to Run DMC and run! excellent
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:52:27 EST (#)
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Was it ever legal? I mean did they all of a sudden decide 'Oh christ we have a real problem with people fucking animals lets make it illegal. I can hardly ride my horse down the high street before some sick bastard jumps on the back and starts humping it.'
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:50:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:49:43 EST (#)
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oooooh the good old days
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I TAKE IT FUCKING HORSES HAS BECOME MORE DIFFICULT FOR YOU, WHAT WITH THE ILLEGALITY OF THE ACT NOW?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:49:43 EST (#)
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oooooh the good old days
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:46:45 EST (#)
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I'M MORE INTO BESTIALITY MYSELF.
What? FUCK YOU!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:46:06 EST (#)
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We havent even started on the bumming talk Barron just wait we have to warm up to that. And dont pretend you dont like watching you voyeur you.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:45:06 EST (#)
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NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOU BUMMING EACH OTHER!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:43:43 EST (#)
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Em I live in a perpetual state of Horniness. Sadly it gets me in to far too much trouble. The tales I could tell
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:42:57 EST (#)
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yes i have a day off and i am not dressed yet, are you horny yet?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:41:41 EST (#)
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And you shouldnt be listening to moyles anymore anyway you old git. Everyone knows that you reach a certain age and turn over to radio 2 and wake up with Wogan. The funniest man evar!!
Woohoo. I'm a TOG and proud
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:38:59 EST (#)
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Well I understand the Moyles hatred, but Hurty? No point getting all angsty with Hurty he cant help it, its the lack of meat in his diet. He just need a good chew on a bone to make him better.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:36:11 EST (#)
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i think i dislike chris moyles and HBTS, he's a cunt.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:35:11 EST (#)
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Hey Em, you even bigger Gay. How goes it my good man? Are you ill of just sciving off work for the day?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:35:09 EST (#)
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Delightful series.
>Floppity flippy flop<
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:34:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:31:59 EST (#)
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Not really a lightning bolt Barron me old chum still I had my friday seizure which means I can now leave work early again, so thanks for that.
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I HAVE ACHIEVED A VICTORY!
EMISSION CAN FUCK OFF, THIS WAS TRULY A THING OF BEAUTY, MY BEST WORK TO DATE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:33:23 EST (#)
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hello drogo!!!you big gay.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:31:59 EST (#)
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Not really a lightning bolt Barron me old chum still I had my friday seizure which means I can now leave work early again, so thanks for that.
Work are starting to worry about me I think.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:31:46 EST (#)
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well im sure some strange odd person will give it a positive rating ;)
oh and for maybe these people i think i may let them know that im not in work today
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:30:38 EST (#)
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MY MINIONS DESERTED ME! THIS IS THE WORK OF MY OWN FAIR HAND.
I think it's rather splendid.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:29:24 EST (#)
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i can tell, did you give your minions false instructions
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:27:39 EST (#)
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I SPENT AGES ON THIS YOU RANCID PIG FUCKER!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-07 04:27:09 EST (#)
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Boring