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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-03-07 13:47:03 EST
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-09 00:35:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-01 20:09:19 EST (#)
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Hadley, causing drama here? NO!
To be honest, I haven't read all the comments. I just saw his last. Plus, Hadley and I go waaaay back.
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We do?
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No. I was being sarcastic.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
It's always sunny in philadelphia, Cheers, and Frasier
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Living
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in getting my dream job. I have failed in math.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Star in an adaptation of "my left foot"
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
My mom's dogtags...cause my mamma wore combat boots!
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
When I saw my dad naked......*shiver*
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-10 14:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs and... modern TV pretty much sucks.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
That's like asking the color of water. The meaning of life is inherently dynamic, and will be different for each person based on their outlook, life experiences, and personal development. Someone who's short-sighted might see it as cash or a series of sexual encounters. Someone higher up on the evolutionary ladder might see it as charity, knowledge, or personal achievement.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've recently picked up computer animation, but still royally suck at quadratic equations.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Remove OJ Simpson's genitalia with a sharpened ice cream scoop and cram them down his throat so the smug asshat can choke to death on his own groin blood.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Sorry, wallet's fairly vanilla.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
When's the last time they did a boob post here? Does nausea count?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-09 07:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-09 05:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-09 01:33:20 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
~ Family Guy, How It's Made and, currently, ...Skins (dont judge me, Cassie is a babe)
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Cassie is anorexic and way too skinny irl.
Haha How It's Made, you geek, I have to watch that with my son. Still, you nerd ;)
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How It's Made is awesome! From the pleasing visuals to Tony Hirst's crap jokes and the generic background music - man it's so good : )
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-09 06:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
The Simpsons, Girls of the playboy mansion, One Tree Hill.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
There really is no answer to that. I believe that we are all in this together. Yes, that may sound like a Ben Harper song lyric - and it annoys me when people try to 'one up' each other -trying to make out like they have had it so much worse than someone else. So in my uneducated and completely drunken opinion - the meaning of life is to live it - no matter if you overdose on crack at 18 or live to the disgusting and embarrassing age of 97. It makes no difference, because there is no meaning - and there never will be.
3. Tell me about something you've shave ucceed in and failed in?
Umm, wouldn't the stock answer to this be 'Relationships'?
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
I'm still young enough and 'child-free' to bypass this question. I've already bungee jumped, ridden an elephant, had a python around my neck, had unprotected sex....
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
'Big Day Out' ticket from 2003. The Big Day Out is usually the only time us kiwis get to see international acts. But 2003, I was on the steel barriers in front of the stage when they broke, from the force of the crowd behind us. Nothing like a near death experience at a rock concert to make it awesome!
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
A couple months ago, I came out of toilet to find a strange guy trying to wriggle into my bedroom window.
I think that i've recovered from it - my screams scared him off and brought my flatmates out within seconds which is comforting, and the cops were there straight away, but since then I have been unable to sleep without my light on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-09 05:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-09 01:33:20 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
~ Family Guy, How It's Made and, currently, ...Skins (dont judge me, Cassie is a babe)
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Cassie is anorexic and way too skinny irl.
Haha How It's Made, you geek, I have to watch that with my son. Still, you nerd ;)
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-09 01:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows? Jeopardy, Lost, Ghost Hunters
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life? The pursuit of happiness
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in? Succeeded in forming a great family and failed at everything else
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have? Finished school
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around? I stole a haagen dazs irish cream sticker from the store shelf because they never kept it in stock. I figured since they never had it on the shelf, they didn't need the sticker anymore.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened? When I heard my cat hiss, my baby cry, and I walked toward them and saw my kid bleeding profusely from the eye. (It was only his eyebrow thank the load).
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-09 00:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-01 20:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, causing drama here? NO!
To be honest, I haven't read all the comments. I just saw his last. Plus, Hadley and I go waaaay back.
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We do?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-08 21:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what show was good but now its gone forever? street smarts. why did they get rid of that show? somebody answer before i count to nine because on ten youre done son.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-08 20:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
~ Family Guy, How It's Made and, currently, ...Skins (dont judge me, Cassie is a babe)
~ What is it to find or know one's meaning of life anyway? (Read: I don't know)
~ I've felt the love of a good woman. Failed many academic things of late : (
~ Acid.
~ The bit of card that certifies me as a capable climber at my local sports hall. Havent been in over a year though.
EC: I was walking home stoned and thought I saw a corpse slumped across the steering wheel of a car. It was just the seat pitched forward (it was a 2 door) and moisture on the windscreen distorting things - all the same my hair stood on end and I swear I heard the cliched screeching violins
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-08 19:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Rock of Love, Bad Girls Club, South Park.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
It's all just a joke.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Succeeded: Completing a PT test with a sprained ankle.
Failed: Rapelling- I'm too scared of heights to pull off that shit.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
7 country tour of South America- I got knocked up and can't go until the kiddo is old enough.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Nothing in there is unique, unless you want to count the wallet itself, a knockoff Dior my sister bought me in a back room in Quatar.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Having my son- 4 hrs of pushing and forceps, when they finally got him out it felt like an eternity before the NICU fuckers would let me see him.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got me a brand new computer!
WEEEE!
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Dear Rob,
When one wishes to express joy, the term is "Wheeee!"
Weeeee means piss.
Thank you.
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WEE OFF GOOBER.
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That made me Wee my pants with laughter.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-08 14:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Oz, The Sopranos, Finley The Fire Engine.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
42
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
To finish my Masters dissertation. I've just deferred it again.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Ski
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I dn't carry anything random round. I do have a picture of my daughter.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Driving with my husband today.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-08 07:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Danger Mouse, Extreme Makeover (I am a sucker for crying at the reveal), Maury.
That list proves, I ain't trying to be cool.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Love.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Succeeded - Childbirth without pain relief.
Failed - I think 'fail' is a very strong word. Looking back, I can't see I have failed at anything, just attemted badly?
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Learned to scuba dive. My ex did loads in the Army, some of the dive sites were awesome. He owns a dive school in the Caribbean, and often invites us to stay. One day, I will go and learn and visit the site with the sunken WW2 ship - complete with a train, guns and tanks onboard. Amazing.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
My trolley token. Here in the UK our shopping carts take refundable pound coins as deposit. I have a special token I use, with a smiley face on. My other half accuses me of 'old granny' syndrome, as I always carry a folding shopping bag in my handbag 'just in case' and I recently put a blanket, some tissues and mint cake in my car 'just in case'.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
The other night, walking home from the library with my two kids in the dark and passing a bunch of youths where i have been mugged at knife point twice. I should have got a taxi.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-08 06:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Em, I love QI too!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-08 05:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Have I got news for you
QI
Peep Show
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
being Happy
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Beinga primary school teacher
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Teach
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
used to have a photo of my sister, explain that.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
when a guy threatened to beat me up because his girlfriend and I were ummmm being naughty
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-08 04:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
dead like me, south park, intervention
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
"live to the point of tears" or make a lasting difference in the world, i guess..nah
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
i fail at failure..i'm an amazing human being
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
travel..but i'll be travelling soon
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
an origami lotus my friend made for me..i carry it around because it reminds me of things...
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
i'm always frightened.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-08 01:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of you people are nuts.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-07 23:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Real Time
I'm flashbacking.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, which is about to start. And I'm just going to give up on this whole spelling thing.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
-Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Family Guy
I might answer the rest in numerous fashion after I put a buzz on.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
ESPN is obvious and I cant choose between the shows so I'll ignore that station. Iron Chef, Survivorman / Man vs. Wild (even though Bear Grylls is less hardcore), Cash Cab
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Be happy. Simple really.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I have succeeded in getting in phenomenal shape in a very short time, and I've failed to keep myself in phenomenal shape for a very long time.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Snowboarding in the Rockies.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Ha. I have a yellow card that says "GOD LOVES YOU" with the shit-happens smiley face on it. I keep it because, why not?
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Every time my dad tells me he has been having chest pains or my mom tells me oh by the way I'm having another surgery this week. My mom was the last one to do this to me, two days ago. She's ok.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Monty Python, Blackadder, Later with Jools
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Mine or yours? I see no meaning other than living it until the end.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Performing a song while crying. Keeping my big mouth shut.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Fly a helicopter.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
My ID, because it's supposed to be unique.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
When the paramedics dropped me getting out of the ambulance.
EXTRA ANSWER: That was the second friggin time that happened to me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh la wee, I sho gots ta pee. . .
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got me a brand new computer!
WEEEE!
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Dear Rob,
When one wishes to express joy, the term is "Wheeee!"
Weeeee means piss.
Thank you.
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WEE OFF GOOBER.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 21:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got me a brand new computer!
WEEEE!
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Dear Rob,
When one wishes to express joy, the term is "Wheeee!"
Weeeee means piss.
Thank you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OH GODDAMNIT
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sighs. Okay well I've gotta go bouce a few ideas off the kids about lunch, they're not fussy but it's good to cheque with them first.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rad's checks wouldn't bouce. OR BE AUSTRALIAN.
So I misused 'whose' because I was typing while I was on the phone with a REAL FRIEND.
You ended a sentence with a preposition, so there.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the valerie you've been getting to type all the reviews you've actually used correct spelling in?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got me a brand new computer!
WEEEE!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm single, because I CHOOSE to be.
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LOL
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rad. Why?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh, well then whose the Brian you've been stealing checks from to pay for the phone sex?
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm single, because I CHOOSE to be.
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LOL
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm single, because I CHOOSE to be.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
err my name's not brian
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, yes it's a fucking wonder you're single when you have such a way with the ladies, BRIAN.
It's your fault I'm a lesbian.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-07 20:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Bioshock, PES, Madden '08.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Webble. Ic'lib dostod karfart bib, heswo arpot doil og mert. Blot gizlop.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Grammar.
Self gratification. It's a dick for crissakes.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Rob's hot wife.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Palm cards with four letter words on them in case I get suprise buttsecksed and I'm told I have to talk dirty.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
When was the last time valerie camwhored?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 18:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, Saccy. I didn't mean for it to be horrifying. It happened along time ago. I was the most frightened I've ever been but now, it's just an unpleasant memory.
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You had a gun held to your head and you're apologizing to me?!
I know that we find ways to deal with the mental/emotional impact of dramatically dangerous situations, but still..just, wow. It's good to know you've dealt with it because that's the kind of thing that fucks some people up, or at least changes their perspectives negatively, forever.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-03-07 18:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. King of the Hill, South Park, Lost (though Lost and I have a love hate relationship)
2. I think it's to enjoy what little time you have while helping others do the same.
3. I've succeeded in having a steady job. I've failed in finding a spouse.
4. Sky dive
5. An ace of diamonds. I picked up a random, overturned card at a party when I was drunk and it turned out to be an ace so I proceeded to tell everyone I was fuckin takin it cause it proved what a lucky mother fucker I was. I do believe it might have just been coincidence.
Bonus: Sliding down an icy hill in my two wheel drive, long bed truck. Sideways. At about sixty miles an hour.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Death Note, Hockey, How I Met Your Mother
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Purposeful action for human happiness.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I have succeeded in finding people who can have cohesive relationships with me despite my unique mind.
I have failed in creating calm family life for myself.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Keep a journal for more than a week.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
A Charmeleon Pokemon card my brother gave me.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Kayley's couch last night.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucked up, didntja, Willard???
BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
That tattoo show with the sort of hot chick, The Flintstones and 30 Rock
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Posting shit about other peoples's moms on the internet
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Succeeded: Making absolutely original and always funny (without fail) mom jokes
Failed: Convincing others of the above
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Angelina Jolie
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Method's Mom's phone number. Just in case someone ever needs a quick hook-up
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Last night when the bad man in the closet starting making noise
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no bubba goddamn you
it's MY wife and YOUR daughters, or vice versa
see, the joke is that you are a cuckold raising my children that i sired by fucking your wife, and...
wait a minute i'm gonna be sick
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A long time ago, I was on a street in New York City looking for a little guy-on-guy action. I was drunk. Six Puerto Ricans came out of the shadows and I gave them the $40 dollars to let me suck their cocks. I thank God I had almost $500 more so they could run a train on me. I still think about it fondly when I pork the wife and daughters.
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Thanks a lot, Willie. Your wife and daughters say hi. . .
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A long time ago, I was on a street in New York City looking for a little guy-on-guy action. I was drunk. Six Puerto Ricans came out of the shadows and I gave them the $40 dollars to let me suck their cocks. I thank God I had almost $500 more so they could run a train on me. I still think about it fondly when I pork the wife and daughters.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, Saccy. I didn't mean for it to be horrifying. It happened along time ago. I was the most frightened I've ever been but now, it's just an unpleasant memory.
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That's the kind of memory no one needs.
A long time ago, I was on a street in New York City where I shouldn't have been. I was drunk. Six Puerto Ricans came out of the shadows and said to give up my cash and my wallet or I would die. I gave them the $40 dollars I had and showed the spokesman my wallet, which had no cash, only pictures. He handed me back the wallet and told me to stay the fuck out of the wrong part of town.
I thank God he didn't check my shoes, where I had almost $500. I still think about it. . .
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Mythbusters, Ninja Warrior, Heroes
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
To cultivate happiness within myself and radiate it to others.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I have succeeded in my current industry(hospitality). I have failed at being a salesman.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Jessica Simpson
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I have a Trivial Pursuit card I stole from a coffe house. I took it because one of the answers are (is?) 'cocaine'.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
10 years ago I thought I killed my best friends sister in a car accident, I've never been more frightend in my life. Sometimes I still wake up sweating and screaming in the middle of the night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Pilot my own airplane and do 69 with you.
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69 huh? With my leg on or off?
What the hell are you talking about? You have a wooden leg or something?
WHY AM I THE LAST TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
Next, I suppose you're going to tell me that you're married and bought a house.
(Makes no difference to me)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, Saccy. I didn't mean for it to be horrifying. It happened along time ago. I was the most frightened I've ever been but now, it's just an unpleasant memory.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Ghost Hunters, Family Guy, Intervention
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Happiness, health, family, friends, love, success
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Learning to ski with one leg on one ski .. Failed a whole bunch of tests and exams.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Sky dive
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
A handy wipe incase I need it.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
The night I totaled my car
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That one's not for Uber, Bubba.
And willie, That wasn't frightening, THAT was emo-devastating.
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I understand, ma'am. Much of most of our lives has no place on Uber.
Just funnin' with ya.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That one's not for Uber, Bubba.
And willie, That wasn't frightening, THAT was emo-devastating.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 17:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96708 was probably the most frightening, sad, and all around devastating moment in the life of sacrilicious
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, once I read forensic's (JESUS), I reread this question "When was the last time you were the most frightened?" and realized it's not clear- the last time I was frightened, or my most frightening memory? They're very, very, very different. But that's OK because I wouldn't answer that one anyway.
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C'mon, Saccy, intelligent people want to know. Hell, even I want to know. . .
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in being a spectacular failure.
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Hahaha..Creative answer. I like.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, once I read forensic's (JESUS), I reread this question "When was the last time you were the most frightened?" and realized it's not clear- the last time I was frightened, or my most frightening memory? They're very, very, very different. But that's OK because I wouldn't answer that one anyway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHIT!! i fucked up.
Susie, may I please have my goggles back?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Pilot my own airplane and do 69 with you.
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69 huh? With my leg on or off?
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off is best.
______________________________________
:)~
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Distraction
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Don't be an asshole and you'll do fine.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in being a spectacular failure.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Be content with life the way it is.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I have a 1 CUC (Convertible Cuban Peso) from my trip last week. I never bothered to convert it back.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
This morning, actually. Last night I got home from an event late and salted the pavement after nearly breaking my neck. As I was reaching in to my car's centre console to press the door-close button for the garage, I hear a male voice say "Hello." behind me. There's some nondescript dude on the sidewalk in front of my driveway. I say hi back and he asks me my name. I mumble something quietly as I get my bag from the backseat. He asks what I'm up to and I say "Going home. Good night!" He walks off and I book for the front door of the house. This morning, as I'm leaving the house, I find a pair of tanning goggles on my front step. They were not there the night before. I don't know if they're connected or not and the weird dude is sending me some really weird "I'm watching you" message, or whether it's merely coincidence and someone else left something completely random on my doorstep. Either way, this definitely rates a 9.5 on my Weird-Shit-O-Meter.
Not so much most frightening as confusedly disturbing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, you're welcome for the heat. Willie and I are addicted to Uber, apparantly.
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ANOTHER MISSPELLING YOU GODDAMN FUCKING MORON
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blowme,buttboy
I knew it was wrong as soon as I read the review. I are so dunb.
Maybw I cab redeme mislf somwtine in the fuutire. . .
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Pilot my own airplane and do 69 with you.
________________________________________________________________
69 huh? With my leg on or off?
--
off is best.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, you're welcome for the heat. Willie and I are addicted to Uber, apparantly.
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ANOTHER MISSPELLING YOU GODDAMN FUCKING MORON
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Dexter, Lost, The Daily Show
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Live, learn, love.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I accidentally acquired a meaningless (Associates) degree. Life happened and I have yet to again pursue a meaningful one. I'm doing fine, but I would not have ever expected not to finish school.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Go to Italy.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I don't carry anything unique in my wallet.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
A week or two ago an official knock sounded at the door when there was illegal activity taking place within. Oops, I've said too much.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Family Guy, Heroes, Doctor Who
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
To stay alive, other than that, pick it yourself.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Succeed in: Research
Failed in: Organic Chemistry
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Visit Bhutan
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I don't have anything unique in my wallet: money, ID, credit cards.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
I don't remember.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Pilot my own airplane and do 69 with you.
________________________________________________________________
69 huh? With my leg on or off?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, you're welcome for the heat. Willie and I are addicted to Uber, apparantly.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Don't have a TV.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Beans on toast. Think about it.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I have succeeded in working for a Michelin Star chef.
I have failed do to anything with the knowledge I gained there.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Do stand up comedy. (I never will)
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I don't have a wallet.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Two nights ago, my other half screamed at me in the middle of Harry Potter "what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!". I thought he was going to attack me he looked so scarey. Turns out I had hiccups and didn't know, he was just trying to scare them out of me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
You know, this is kind of a broad question....but ok, the meaning of life....i don't know that we even have a meaning, or a purpose. i don't know if God has a purpose for us. maybe we are simply supposed to figure out what it is we do best, and then go from there; work on those aspects of your life that will benefit yourself and those you care about the most. finding your passion...finding out who you are...doing the right thing...making the right decisions...
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I think you're right on the money. That was a great answer.
'I' would've been frightend if I saw your shoe all those months later. Bird poop. Nasty.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
okay bubba, that's all the abuse for today.
see you next week?
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I'm here forever. Please tip your bartenders and waitresses. Some tip easier than others. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my god bubba.
you're embarrassing yourself.
willie: stop picking on the resident 'tard, it's too easy dude. It's getting a bit unseemly.
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Listen up, fathead. Why would you worry about me?
I'm not embarrassing anyone. Just fucking around on YOUR website, you cranky TexasBrit.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
okay bubba, that's all the abuse for today.
see you next week?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still worked anyway.
:) hahahhahahahahaha
fuck one thirty.
i hates it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slow mutant below.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Two fags below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my god bubba.
you're embarrassing yourself.
willie: stop picking on the resident 'tard, it's too easy dude. It's getting a bit unseemly.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
slow typist below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You type faster than I, but mine was still better. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I ain't askin' you shit, Willrod.
Mrs. Bubba wanted to make some money, so she hit the streets. She came home with $10.10.
I asked, "Which cheap Willie-type asshole gave you a dime?"
She answered, "All 101 of them."
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here's the joke.
bubba lost his job.
mrs bubba says "well i guess it's time for me to go to work."
not having much experience, the only way she could make money was to sell herself on the street.
the next day, mrs bubba got up bright and early and went out to turn tricks.
that night, she returned home after a long day and poured out her day's wages on the kitchen table.
bubba counted it, and it totaled $97.25.
he looked at his tired wife and asked, "who gave you the quarter?"
"all of them," she replied.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if it's not then mrs bubba owes me $37.25
ask me what the 25 cents was for
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Syntax? Ain't that what hookers have to pay?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever do you mean bubba?
explain it slowly and distinctly, and watch your syntax please so i can comprehend your lesson
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't yell bubba it's just grammar
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No, Willie, it's not grammar. IT'S SPELLING!!
<theresadifferenceyoufuckingtwit>
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't yell bubba it's just grammar
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 16:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you misspelled 'even' Bubba YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
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NO, I DON'T, YOU IDIOT!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
~None right now. Past favorites are; X-Files, The Sopranos, and Carl Sagan's Cosmos series.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
~There is none. You must make the meaning and choose which qualities you want to fill your life up with.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
~I put myself through school with no help from anyone. I desperately wanted to be good at some kind of art. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't do it. I suck at art.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
~Deep sea diving
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Nothing. Everything in it is utilitarian.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
~My first after school job in High School was a pharmacy. I was the stock girl. We got robbed. The robber thought it would be a great idea to motivate the pharmacist to hurry up shoving the narcotics into his bag by holding a gun to my head. He told her that if she didn't haul ass, he would shoot me. I was 16 I think.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you misspelled 'even' Bubba YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you got a deal my friend
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Don't enen think I'm your friend.
PEOPLE!! Which one is the biggest liar, me or Willie??
Answer soon...
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you got a deal my friend
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A deal for you, Willard:
I'll +2 every post from everyone from now on. You -2 every one.
Let's see who gets slammed the hardest. . . .Moron.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Daily Show, Colbert Report, House.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Enjoying it.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
Making cash is easy. Being a good person is harder.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Go into space. I'm on the Virgin Galactic list.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Nowt. All functional.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba doesn't ask, bubba does
he's like the energizer bunny of ass sucking
come to think of it, his reviews just keep sucking and sucking and sucking
i do know his favorite tv show is a tie between my mother the car and the chevy chase show
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows? The Big Break, Scrubs and Rob & Big.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life? Serving others.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in? I failed at college the first time and succeeded with flying colors the second time.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have? Fist-fight a fat girl.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around? Don't have a wallet - money clip only.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened? 1/15/08 - I thought I was going to lose my fiance. Lose her as in she almost died.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows? What Not to Wear, Nip/Tuck, and Intervention. And I'll watch anything with Tim Gunn in it.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life? Life has no inherent meaning. For me it's all about the relationships I have with people.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in? I've succeeded in getting my life back in order after it had become quite a hot mess. I failed spectacularly at law school.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have? be a bartender
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around? The ticket stub from last year's Georgia-Auburn game. It was the Blackout, it was my birthday, and Georgia won big.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened? This is somewhat confusing. Semantically, you can really only be the MOST frightened once (such is the nature of the superlative), but the use of the phrase "last time" implies that there's more than one incidence. Hmmm...
I'll just say the last time I watched Dawn of the Dead. That shit messed me up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Bubba female?
If not, that task is NOT available.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
3. I've succeeded in benching 315 pounds and have failed to find a reason why anyone wouldn't be deathly afraid of my strength.
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Word on the street says Shlongy hangs more than that on his dick before jogging.
What Bubba actually meant:
Please love me Shlongy and bestow some of your ubercool upon me that I may be popular with internet strangers young enough to be my grandchildren and I will tongue your prostate.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
I don't watch TV regularly enough to have a favorite, but some of the cooler ones I have enjoyed over the past few years are: Battlestar Galactica (I watched the kiddy version when I was a kid, prefer the Sci-Fi's version)
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
There is no meaning of life. People try to assign meaning to life so they feel like they have some intrinsic value...they don't.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I have succeeded in learning how to gloss over the most mundane bullshit with a heavy coat of verbal trickery. I do not fail...j/k my failures usually are minor though and no matter how bad the fail, I always get some sort of win out of it too.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
BASE jump Angel Falls in Venezuela (and probably wont until Chavez is out of power)
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
A friend's Obituary...he died stupid...I mean really stupid... sitting in a chair elbows on his knees and fired a handgun between his feet at the floor...the concrete floor. Ricocheted back up and took him under the chin and out the top of his head. Last words "It ain't loaded man...see" click
BANG
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Hmmm... fear... haven't experienced much of it lately..couldn;t tell ya the last time I was frightened bewyond just startled.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hi Tiger.
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
****I haven't had TV since 2001. I don't miss it. Occasionally you might find me watching something on DVD though. Battlestar Galactica (new) Married with Children, I made it through season 2 of LOST but then it "lost" me too.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
***Seek happiness and contentment. The final goal of all ambition should be the enrichment of your life in the aim of finding yourself without want.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
***I have made great strides in my professional life, but it has always been at the cost of my relationships. I have failed to find a good balance between the two.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
***Go into space. Just once! not just a five minute freefall, but actual orbit for a couple days. Lob me up there like a monkey strapped into a chair, I don't care. Just give me a window.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
***I carry nothing of any personal significance in my wallet at all. I never have. Cash, Cards, and ID, and a stack of business cards I either collected or have around to give out. No photos, nothing.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
The last time I was in Iraq, I was close enough to a car bomb that went off that the blast shockwave knocked me flat on my back and took my breath away. Couldn't hear for a few hours either.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What street is THAT?
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Oathmeal Boulevard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What street is THAT?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
3. I've succeeded in benching 315 pounds and have failed to find a reason why anyone wouldn't be deathly afraid of my strength.
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Word on the street says Shlongy hangs more than that on his dick before jogging.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-07 15:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. I don't have a TV. I only remember frog cartoons.
2. In resume: Still waiting for the instructions book.
3. Succeeded in my career, failed to choose one I like.
4. I had a band before. But moer like a hobby. I would really like to have/build a real band.
5. The key from the loft I lived in Old Montreal. Great memories.
EXTRA CREDIT: When I went to work with a high fever last month. I couldn't breathe, it felt like breathing through a straw, and barely made it to the emergency in front of my office. I had a snowmobile accident a few days before and a rib was slightly poking my lungs, which for some weird reason, caused a pneumonia that hit me within hours. blah blah boring story
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
these are great because they really bring out the wit of ubersite
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Put up yours and show us how, Bridgette.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
I watch baseball and pretty much nothing else.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
I'm not getting into all that in a little uber box.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I haven't failed in anything that matters to me. If I decide I want to pursue something, I am successful.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
There are a few things that have had to take a back seat until later in life, extensive travel being probably the foremost amongst them.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
My wallet is apparently very boring. I actually went and opened the fucker to see if anything was in there and nada. credit cards, license, insurance card and that's about it.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Fear is something that should be grown out of entirely as one matures. It is instilled in a child to help them keep themselves from dangerous situations. When you are older it serves very little purpose. I think fear and ignorance are conjoined twins. Remove ignorance and fear dies. When you operate from a place of fear as an adult you are prone to making poor decisions as to how to act or react to the situation you are in. Adult actions should be based on thought, not emotional response.
Of course one could argue that emotions are a by product of thought and that thought is always tinged with emotion...
I don't know why I'm still typing this.
I should have just said something about being He-Man and never fearing anything at all because I'm such a wicked badass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure you've all been sitting on the edges of your cheap, Staples-bought, swivel chairs waiting for Shlongy's answers so here we go.
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rescue Me, and The Office
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Who the fuck else's words would I use? What are you insinuating? You have pissed me off so I'm not going to tell you. And my answer is RIGHT.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I have succeeded in everything I've ever done except the ability to maintain an erection for more than about 8 minutes.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Pilot my own airplane and do 69 with you.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
A random picture of two dead dogs...a greyhound and a sheppard mix. My first two dogs that we owned, who both made it to SC with us before they passed away to doggie heaven.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
This morning, when I got ready to shave and realized how fucking old I look. Scared the poop out of me. Fortunately, I had a brand new Sports Illustrated and I was near the hopper. PLOP.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
these are great because they really bring out the wit of ubersite
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Sico, you slay me.
P.S. Your face looks like a bucket of smashed assholes!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"This week I witnessed my girlfriend having an anxiety attack and it scared the shit out of me."
Lost, and you said you didn't have any humor. How the fuck is it possible for a gym sock to have an anxiety attack you comic...bwahahahaha bahahhahahaha bhahahhahhahahah ahahha aha hahah oh me.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
The Office(USA), Seinfeld, Scrubs
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Life, to me, is about taking a journey and achieving goals you set for yourself.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in answering these questions. I've failed in adding humor to my answers.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
take a real vacation somewhere outside of the US.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
Speeding ticket. It's there to remind me to pay it.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
This week I witnessed my girlfriend having an anxiety attack and it scared the shit out of me.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
-I have them on hot buttons on the universal remote: Dr. Who, Nova, and 'off'.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
-Until the limits of tolerance or safety are reached, be nice.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
-I'm a decent auto mechanic. Try as I might, I cannot sing.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
-Win at least $1M at the lottery, you know, just to say I did it.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
-MLW's business card. Because she's proud of the "PE" after her name and I think she's the tops. "PE" = Professional Engineer.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
-A mugger pulled a gun on me and my girlfriend (at the time). I have told that story here before.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
- Cop Rock, She's the Sheriff, and The Ropers (Fuck you mainstream media!)
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
- Frsnarlax jminkkas dfring. (Mine own words, fuck off if you don't know 'em)
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
- I succeeded in answering this question, but failed in question 2.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
- Now that I have answered random internet questions, my life is whole.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
- A magnetic access card without which I could not get into my office building.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
- A tube of KY, a rhesus monkey, and four surly members of the KKK.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL @ Oathy's comments.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't want to answer all 5 questions, but I did want to answer the second one -- in my own words, of course.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
"Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life. Thank you, Brigitte. M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations, and, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment bollocks!! What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats... Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight."
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. I don't watch TV. I go to www.nothingtoxic.com and jack off.
2. The meaning of life is to watch Ghola die a painful and bloody death while Shlongy looks on in restrained anger.
3. I've succeeded in benching 315 pounds and have failed to find a reason why anyone wouldn't be deathly afraid of my strength.
4. I've always wanted to post a picture of my genitalia on Ubersite. Maybe some day.
5. A life-sized image of Sicosemen's penis (it fits in the credit card slot). I carry it with me to remind me that I'm blessed to be a man of above-average hang.
EXTRA CREDIT: Any time Circe camwhores.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Sportscenter, Sopranos (I still watch the DVDs...), Fast Money
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
You know, this is kind of a broad question....but ok, the meaning of life....i don't know that we even have a meaning, or a purpose. i don't know if God has a purpose for us. maybe we are simply supposed to figure out what it is we do best, and then go from there; work on those aspects of your life that will benefit yourself and those you care about the most. finding your passion...finding out who you are...doing the right thing...making the right decisions...
...i don't know.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
i have succeeded in becoming a generally liked, impressive, and somewhat respected person. i have so far failed to impress myself.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Seen something through until its completion with the best of my abilities.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
a picture of my father when he was 21. it was on his college ID, which he gave gave me once for some reason. i kept the picture...it stays in my wallet and i look at it from time to time. i look at it to see if i see myself in him.
and i get joy when i notice the minute differences in our facial structures.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
most frightened? the most frightened i can remember being was when i was locked up in county for a DUI. i'm a good white boy...we don't do jail well.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Dexter. Daily Show. American Idol.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
We are individually packaged organic experiential machines created to soak up our own unique version 'life'. Everyone dies, so the goal is to cram in as much happiness as possible.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
The bathroom.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
The key to urban bliss - lowered expectations.
Although I think a trip through Greece and Rome would be wicked cool.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I have a money clip. I found a strange smallish bank note from some random country in my brother's room when we were there shortly after the funeral. I don't know why, but I had the urge to take that bill and fold it around my existing collection of various cards and ID.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
I did a shoulder check the other day and as I looked back the traffic in front of me seized. Luckily I was able to dart into the next lane - but not before I shit mah underoos.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
most frightened when kathy bates got naked in that nicholson movie. still getting over that.
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That was a GREAT answer.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-07 14:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. i like er quite a bit. the only other show i really watch is terminator.
2. meaning of life...meaning of death is a better question. all life dies eventually. why would life evolve that way? certainly, nature wouldn't worry about overpopulation. i think death is the greatest proof of god.
3. succeeded in bowling once. got a 120 in candlepin. failed in law school.
4. i've always wanted to get rich. still haven't gotten there.
5. wallet item...i got a quote from moby dick. carry it around because it mentions my last name.
most frightened when kathy bates got naked in that nicholson movie. still getting over that.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
The Office, Family Guy, and LOST
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
Hmm.. to make life as enjoyable as possible for everyone around me.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in everything i've set out to do, however minor the accomplishment.. failure is hard to measure because i think it's impossible to fail at anything you set out to do..'give up' would be more appropriate. I gave up trying to have sex with my friend's sister
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
parasail!
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
A credit card shaped piece of plastic that contains 4 guitar pics ..just gotta pop them out with your thumb. I carry it because I play guitar all over the place and I am constantly losing pics.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Lost. Besides that I can't think of anything, because I don't realy watch tv.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
bacon.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I can not make a very impressive graph in microsoft word.
I can correctly identify phases of meiosis.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Fly.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I don't own a wallet. Or a purse. I carry keys, phone and credit cards in the pocket of my hoodie. In the summer I hire a midget to carry them in his wallet.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
Driving home high last night.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. I do not watch television.
2. To live long enough to die.
3. Women.
4. Start a movement that HELPS people. Actually helps.
5. A fortune. "Do not overspend at the moment, frugality is important"
I got it the day I decided to goto europe with someone, sometime this year.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Simpsons, and uh, I can't think of anything else. TV is poison.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
It doesn't matter what it is, as long as you treat others well.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in never getting into real trouble, failed in always feeling like I am.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Traveled extensively.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I don't have a wallet- I'm too picky and too cheap.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
This Sunday. It wasn't even real. That made it scarier.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-07 13:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What are 3 of your favorite TV shows?
Simpsons, and uh, I can't think of anything else. TV is poison.
2. In your own words, what do you consider to be the meaning of life?
It doesn't matter what it is, as long as you treat others well.
3. Tell me about something you've succeed in and failed in?
I've succeeded in never getting into real trouble, failed in always feeling like I am.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Traveled extensively.
5. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?
I don't have a wallet- I'm too picky and too cheap.
EXTRA CREDIT: When was the last time you were the most frightened?
This Sunday. It wasn't even real.