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10,000 B.C. : Don't do it. (678 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 0.61 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2008-03-07 22:43:40 EST


There goes a another couple of hours of my life that I'd like back....

Cloverfield, 10,000 BC, and one more movie... and I'm going to shoot up the nearest Hollywood studio. I wonder if my anger will subside after a 2,000+ mile drive. Those Hollywood mother fuckers better hope so.

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that movie is fucking hilarious

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-08 15:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks for the heads up.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-08 10:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn, something is wrong with the website and i can't submit a comment about the movie so i'm just going to post it here.

i am incredibly annoyed by the controversey over this.

if the character is meant to derive humor from a black stereotype, how would it be any different if the part were played by an actual black man? are blacks that are offended by this trying to say they are ashamed of the character? because i don't see any mention of the character, just the person playing him.

no one ever says anything when Dave Chappelle plays an uptight, nerdy white man. this is just like Muslims who act so offended by simple things like a picture someone drew of their prophet. ok, maybe not quite like that, since Muslims MURDER when they are offended.... i hope racial pandering doesn't stop this character from happening because i like Robert Downey Jr.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-08 10:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't wait for this movie- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=528496&in_page_id=1773

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-08 09:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cloverfield was fucking awesome and you can all suck a chode for thinking otherwise.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-08 03:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cloverfield was the worst piece of shit movie I've seen in a while, and I've seen some pretty fucking shitty movies lately

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2008-03-08 02:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How could you NOT know this movie was horrible by the trailers alone?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-08 02:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

although i am watching stormchasers right now instead of sleeping and i have a nice 15-hour day tomorrow starting at 8 in the morning. so maybe, there might be something to your theory yet.

i want to spend a summer stormchasing. you know what? that's probably how i will die. that dude in twister who gets the antenna through the chest? that's likely how i will go.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-08 02:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

watch iron chef and witness your theory's demise, below.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-08 02:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TV is poison.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-08 01:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and here i am expecting a picture of ringo

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-08 01:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you honestly think that'd be a good movie?! Do you huff lighter fluid?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-07 23:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How could you NOT like Cloverfield? They tried to rip-off the Blair Witch thing, only with special effects, 9/11 feed off 9/11 paranoia, made pop references to myapace and youtube, and even threw in Cthulhuzilla.... yeah, I could see how that would be shit.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it looks like the worst movie ever...I can't even watch the trailer...why did you spend money on this?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What? You don't believe in 12,000-year-old ziggurats or something?

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isn't that the candy betelgeuse used to lure the bug into his grave?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Should have rented this:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3101465856/tt0060782

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-07 22:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What? You don't believe in 12,000-year-old ziggurats or something?


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