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Category: General

Rating: -0.06 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SeriousWriterSkullBite (View user info) at 2008-03-08 15:59:19 EST


I think I would rather be.
A gorilla.

I would rather be, watching a river wind its way away.

IWRB, outside under the blue sky, insted of this off white ceiling.

IWRB, listening to drums sitting cross legged. Naked. and IM happy happy happy cause I ate some bEEEEEEEANS.

IWRB, enjoying life insted of working it away.

IWRB living.

God damn saturdays are boring at work. Nothing happens, the sun is shining and im stuck inside.


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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

IWRB like I'm told I used to be.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how entertaining

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

insted?

insted?


Have a banana and STFU

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-09 11:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sucks.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-09 06:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

IWRB banging my boner against some broads forehead instead of my desk

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-09 05:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


That is one ugly chimp.


Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-09 05:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I would rather NOT be reading this.

Maybe you should take this time to take stock of the people that you hang out with. (if in fact they exist) Cos you're not funny. at all.

Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-03-08 21:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

IWRB fucking your mom than reading this

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Work DOES suck on Saturday.

IWRB, getting my dick sucked.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Worthy sentiment. I'd like to escape sometimes too.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ophzked9ZY

\m/
--
Punk rock tried to kill the metal.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ophzked9ZY

\m/

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pronounced, REE YAH

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-08 16:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd rather be a gorilla too, then I could rampage and eat idiots.
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IDIOTS??? Gorillas care not about idoits and rampaging. Unless that other male silver backs be hornin in on territory, an tappin their rilla poon.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-08 18:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-08 17:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Carpe diem, man.
--
O, I wish I could.


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-08 17:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

best photoshop EVAR.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-08 17:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Carpe diem, man.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-08 16:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oops, forgot -2.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-08 16:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd rather be a gorilla too, then I could rampage and eat idiots.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-08 16:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes I know, you would rather not be reading this post.

YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO WRITE IT.


All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to
fly home, then I will murder him.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart on the Road